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Vertaling - asseblief ....

Do., 07 Februarie 2002 06:57

Please note that Medbank is installing a new Drive Thru Cash Point Machine.
Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To
enable users to use this new facility, the following procedures have been
drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to you (i.e. male or
female) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time:

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. DRIVE UP TO THE CASH MACHINE.
2. WIND DOWN YOUR CAR WINDOW.
3. INSERT CARD INTO MACHINE AND ENTER PIN.
4. ENTER AMOUNT OF CASH REQUIRED AND WITHDRAW.
5. RETRIEVE CARD, CASH AND RECEIPT.
6. WIND UP WINDOW.
7. DRIVE OFF.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. DRIVE UP TO CASH MACHINE.
2. REVERSE BACK THE REQUIRED AMOUNT TO ALIGN CAR WINDOW TO MACHINE.
3. RE-START THE STALLED ENGINE.
4. WIND DOWN THE WINDOW.
5. FIND HANDBAG, REMOVE ALL CONTENTS ONTO PASSENGER SEAT TO LOCATE CARD.
6. TURN DOWN THE RADIO.
7. ATTEMPT TO INSERT CARD INTO MACHINE.
8. OPEN CAR DOOR TO ALLOW EASIER ACCESS TO MACHINE DUE TO ITS EXCESSIVE
DISTANCE FROM THE CAR.
9. INSERT CARD.
10. RE-INSERT CARD THE RIGHT WAY UP.
11. RE-ENTER HANDBAG TO FIND DIARY WITH YOUR PIN WRITTEN ON BACK PAGE.
12. ENTER PIN.
13. PRESS CANCEL AND RE-ENTER CORRECT PIN.
14. ENTER AMOUNT OF CASH REQUIRED.
15. CHECK MAKE-UP IN REAR VIEW MIRROR.
16. RETRIEVE CASH AND RECEIPT.
17. EMPTY HANDBAG AGAIN TO LOCATE PURSE AND PLACE CASH INSIDE.
18. PLACE RECEIPT IN BACK OF CHEQUE BOOK.
19. RE-CHECK MAKE UP AGAIN.
20. DRIVE FORWARD 2 METERS.
21. REVERSE BACK TO MACHINE.
22. RETRIEVE CARD.
23. RE-EMPTY HANDBAG, LOCATE CARD HOLDER AND PLACE CARD INTO THE SLOT
PROVIDED.
24. RE-START STALLED ENGINE AND PULL AWAY.
25. DRIVE FOR 2 - 3 KILOMETRES........ RELEASE HANDBRAKE.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 8 kommentare

Die gesig van God - Loit Sôls (geb. 1957)

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 17:57

Loit Sôls (geb. 1957)

Die gesig van God

die gesig van God
sal djy kry innie Bybel
- ma' sal djy-rit vestaan?

pety mense swot ommit te lee ken
en issittie mooi nie huh?

hey, skrik wakke
die gesig van God
is nooit vê nie

kyk ma' net om jou man

kinnes - as jille klaa gemossit innie waate
en is wee stil - kyk geris haa in
narie gesig van God

André P. Brink (samest.), Groot Verseboek 2000, (Kaapstad: Tafelberg) 2000.

Prosa & poësie | 2 kommentare

ek wou 'n voël met vere hê - Jan Spies (1936-1996)

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 17:55

Jan Spies (1936-1996)

ek wou 'n voël met vere hê
soos koekepik of iets wat pê
en katnael in sy fletter slaan
maar 'k vang 'n ding wat eina sê
wat diep-diep tussen vere lê

André P. Brink (samest.), Groot Verseboek 2000, (Kaapstad: Tafelberg) 2000.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

National Arts Festival - The Shape of arts to come .

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 14:49

National Arts Festival

Grahamstown

29 June - 6 July 2002

The Shape of arts to come.

All the stars come out to play in Grahamstown soon after the Winter solstice
when the Tsimela (Xhosa for Pleiades) rise, heralding the start of the New
Year in Africa. As June ends, the little Eastern Cape city is transformed
into one huge happening. The pace quickens, the drums beat.

The National Arts Festival is your one-stop shop for all that is new and
happening on the national arts scene. Be there and be in the know. From
Saturday 29 June to Saturday 6 July, Grahamstown will transform into a
dedicated arts venue where performers, visual artists, audiences, writers
and craftspeople fuse in a celebration of the creative energy that reminds
us all of how exciting it is to be human, here and now.

For eight glorious days life is so heightened by surprise, stimulation,
soulfood, challenge and fun that you'll feel you suddenly met your true self
all over again in the fullest sense. Other wonderful meetings with
fascinating strangers and old friends happen on every corner during this
non-stop arts party.

The Main and Fringe programmes are so rich and varied that you can put
together a personalised Festival that meets your particular dreams, tastes
and desires. Talks and walkabouts with experts and late night debates in
eateries, pubs and coffee bars help develop the connoisseur lurking within
you.

Street Theatre, street life, Sundowner concerts and dozens of exhibitions
are all highlights of the free-for-all. And just when you thought your
senses were sated, you could indulge in an orgy of shopping at the craft
fairs.

THE PROGRAMME

The line up for the Main programme will be announced in early March. The
Booking Kit, a comprehensive guide to what's on, where to stay and how to
get there will be available in mid-April. The Fringe Booking Kit giving
details of all the shows and exhibitions that will be presented on the
Festival Fringe will be available in mid-May.

THE FRINGE

Performing and visual artists who would like to participate in the 2002
Festival Fringe may request registration forms to be either posted or
e-mailed by contacting the Festival Office (see contact details below).

Together with the Fringe registration forms is a booklet containing all the
information you need to know for participation in the 2002 Festival Fringe,
and sets out the conditions with which we need you to comply.

The Fringe does not have any restrictions or selection criteria other than
the deadline dates. We believe that your commitment to the work, which you
have created, is justification enough for its appearance at this, our
country's premier cultural event! With the growing international interest in
the National Arts Festival it is one of the few opportunities offered in
South Africa of "being discovered"!

Closing date for registration is 8 March 2002.

FRIENDS OF THE FESTIVAL

Join our mailing list - National Arts Festival, Grahamstown

Just fill in and return this coupon (www.nafest.co.za) to join our FREE
mailing list and we will send you both the Main and Fringe Booking Kits as
soon as they become available or you may simply download them from the
website and study them at your leisure.

Name:
Address:
Postcode:
Country:
E-mail:
Tel:
Fax:

ACCOMMODATION DETAILS

Grahamstown Accommodation Bureau
Contact: Craig Thomson
Tel: 046 622 5777
Fax: 046 622 8949

Rhodes University Accommodation
Contact: Desiree Wicks
Tel: 046 603 8276
Fax: 046 603 8300

ENQUIRIES

National Arts Festival
PO Box 304, Grahamstown 6140
Tel: 046 603 1103
Fax: 046 622 3082
Web: http://www.nafest.co.za

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Electronic Media of the Year in Support of the Arts
Winner 1998, Finalist 1999 and Finalist 2000/1

Arts and Culture Journalist of the Year 2000/1
Mike van Graan's The Cultural Weapon

IAWMD Golden Web Awards May 2001

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Dial-up with Artslink.co.za and save!
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Koeitjies & kalfies | 12 kommentare

5 goeters

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 11:01

5 goed wat ek vandag van hou:
1) Ons krieketspan het die eerste finaal teen NZ gewen- jippiehaaihei!
2) Na 'n bewolkte en winderige vroeg-oggend, het die son so vreeslik mooi
deurgebreek.
3) Die N1 lyk te pragtig - al die struike op die middelmannetjie blom - en
daardie blommetjies klou!! nie een waai af nie
4) Ek het vanoggend ontbyt geniet in my geliefde koek-plek - Franse
roosterbrood..
5) Vandag is my weerstandsvermoë besonder hoog - ek het nie een ekstra
koekie gekoop na die ontbyt nie.:)))

5 goed wat my vandag vies maak:
1) Godsgawes ( daardie voertuie met 'n G registrasie) wat dink hulle kan al
wat verkeersreel is oortree.
2) Nadat ek 20 minute gewag het dat 'n lêer opgespoor word, moes ek nog 'n
verdere 15 minute wag om gehelp te word.
3) Die gruwelike treinongeluk in KZN is veroorsaak deur kabels wat skaars 'n
uur voor die ongeluk gesteel is - dus was daar geen sinjale wat op daardie
trajek gewerk het nie.
Moordenaars wat dink hulle is net diewe.
4) Marike de Klerk se moordenaar kon 'n tweede leuenverklikkertoets kry -
wat hy ook nie geslaag het nie.
5)Haarkappers wat maak asof hulle vreeeeeeslik besig is, terwyl jy met jou
eige oge kan sien hy is nou net klaar met iemand, en daar is niemand anders
wat wag om gehelp te word nie.
Seker gedog hy kon nou 'n lekker ou koppietjie tee gaan sit en geniet,
terwyl ek ewe inskiklik sou wag.

Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 4 kommentare

10 dinge

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 10:26

10 dinge wat mans verseker weet van vroue..

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. hulle het tiete

Threeships 'did you see that??' Mcduck
www.mothership.co.za

Koeitjies & kalfies | 3 kommentare

nuwe woord definisies in ingels

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 09:21

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

Threeships 'did you see that??' Mcduck
www.mothership.co.za

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Die Berge

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 07:09

Die Berge deur Vanwyk Hoeg

OOOOO, Die Berge,
Die heerlikke Berge.
So trots en so styf,
loop dwaars deur my lyf.

OOOOO, Die Berge,
Die heerlikke blou Berge.
Die wind, die son,
soos 'n sommer blom.

OOOO, Die Berge,
Die heerlikke Berge.
Die groet groen see,
Een, twee, drie.

Uit 'Die Groet Blou Boek' - 1956
Afrikaaners se moeoiste liekies.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 3 kommentare

Eregraad vir Kroonprins

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 04:48

Die Hollandse kroonprins kry nou ook sommer 'n eregraad - klink vir my so
saam met die vrouvattery.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 5 kommentare

Nog Nuus

Wo., 06 Februarie 2002 04:15

Gister was daar 'n vreeslike treinongeluk in KZN.
'n Passasierstrein het van agter af in 'n goederetrein vasgejaag.
Etlike mense is dood - ek is nie seker presies hoeveel ne, maar dit is meer
as 10.

Daar word glo daaraan gedink om 'n ondergrondse treinspoor aan te lê tussen
Pretoria en Johannesburg.
Ons hoop maar almal dit bly maar net by dink. tot tyd en wyl.

Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 9 kommentare

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