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Klomp goed 5: Matriek teen wil en dank

Ma, 12 September 2005 07:18

Op dieselfde bl 5 van Burger 8/9/2005:

" Met drie E's en vier F's kan jy matriek slaag."

Dit is die nuwe standaard vir matrieks van 2008 en later.
Om te kan slaag, moet die kandidate 40% in hul huistaal, in
lewensoriëntering en nog 'n vak behaal, en 30% in die ander 4 vakke.
( Lewensoriëntering, van wat ek kon uitvind, is iets soos Gesondheidsleer).

'n Kandidaat moet 7 vakke neem, waarvan twee tale ( huistaal en nog 'n
eerste addiionele taal) , lewensoriëntering en wiskunde of wiskundige
geletterdheid verpligtend is.
Dié punte is ook die minimum toelatingsvereistes om vir 'n hoër sertifikaat
te studeer.
Vir 'n diploma geld die minimum en vier vakke, buiten lewensoriëntering, wat
op vlak 3 ( 40% - 49%) geslaag is. Vir 'n graad is dit die minimum en vier
vakke uit 'n spesifieke lys wat op vlak 4 ( 50% - 59%) of beter geslaag is.
Op die webwerf www.he-enrol.ac.za word die vereistes uitgestippel.

Maar dis nie al nie, soos die advertensie sê. Oor RSG die oggend is berig
dat 'n kandidaat se vakke op hoër vlak gemerk word, en as die 40% nie behaal
word nie, word dit op die laer graad of standaardvlak gemerk, om die
slaagsyfer van 30% te probeer maak. As dit nie genoeg is nie, word die
vraestel gemerk teen 'n derde standaard, waar die kandidaat dan sal kan
slaag op 25%.

Onderwys & opvoeding | 4 kommentare

Klomp goed 4: SA tigting wil ongeletterdheid uitskakel

Ma, 12 September 2005 07:16

Die SBA ( Stigting vir die Bemagtiging van Afrikaans) bestuur tans volwasse
geletterdheidsprojekte in o.a op plase naby Robertson en Wellington, asook
in woongebiede Ravensmead, Uitsig, Delft-Suid, Bellville-Suid en
Elsiesrivier.

Die skolegeletterdheidsheidsprogram word Funda genoem.

Die SBA is ook betrokke by verskeie hoërskole in die Wes-Kaap dmv die
Bravo-projek.

Die hooffokus van die organisasie is die voorsiening van basiese en
funksionele geletterdheid binne die konteks van armoedeverligting.

Hierdie berig verskyn op Bl 5 van Die Burger, Donderdag 8 September 2005

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Peter Hain

So, 11 September 2005 16:49

Wat n' stuk gemors was die ene. Hy hol weg van Suid Africa na Engeland toe,
want hy was te sleg om sy deel by te dra in sy geboorte land. Maar die hele
ding het ontstaan toe sy bediende wat vir hom in die huis gewerk het, hom
nie n knippie wou gee nie. Sy gaan kla toe by die polietse (SAP) en hy bekak
homself en hol.
Vanaf Engeland het hy sy beste probeer om Suid Afrika te beskadig. Hy was n'
voorloper met SANCTIONS en was die rede waarom so baie swart mense hulle
werk verloor het, toe so baie besigheide uitgetrek het van Suid Afrika.
Inplaas van die swart man te help het hy en sanction dit moeiliker gemaak.
Hier maak hulle toe n' film van die nuwe woon gebuurte wat vir die swartman
(brand new town) sal water en elektrisieteit verskaf en hom uit die "shanty
town" sal verlos. In die film wys hulle ook hoe die "shanty town " omgestoot
word. Wat wys Peter Hain in Engeland? Hy kry die kopie van die film en
verknip dit en wys net hoe die Suid Afrikaners ( met swart bestuurders op
die trekkers) die arme mense se huise in die "shanty town' omstood. Die
gedeeltes waar die nuwe huise gewys word , word nie gewys nie.
Peter se onnoselle maatjies is.
Billy Snettler, Sam Dumas, Gordon Peterson, Dave Manto, Paul Kruger, Paule
Naude, Chris Meyer, Naartjie Bunker en Piet Gouws.
HET JULLE OPGEMERK DAT HULLE ALMAL VAN mail2news is en word betaal om emails
te lees.
Die onnoselle gemorste lees 1,000 emails en kry $4.00 betaling daarvoor.
Geen wonder hulle kom met so baie kak uit hulle bekakte bruins. N' mens moet
wragtig onnosel wees om vir so baie werk so min betaal word

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Re: Time Machine

So, 11 September 2005 16:14

We add Piet Gouws to the names allready mentioned here in this post.
Die informasie hieronder is vir die stupid donners wat net will sien wat
hulle wil.
Name: Billy Snettler, Sam Dumas,Gordon Peterson,Dave Manto, Paul Kruger,
Paule Naude,
Chris Meyer enNaartjieBunker ( Dieselfde persoon met verskillende name) en
dit herinder my aan
Nude Raider ook. Hierdie ou se trade mark is die manier wat hy bOER skrywe.
Mugabe and Idi Amin must be your type of fuck heads that you love. Child
molesters, rapist and killers. So Piet Gouws or whatever your name is,
why dont you fuck off to aids ridden Idi Amin and lick his ass.You love them
so much What did the English do in America, They killed Red Indians till
nearly
none left.
What did the English do in Australia, They killed Aboriginals till only a
handfull left and the rest they removed from their mothers What did the
Spanish do in South America, They killed all the Inka Indians -none left.
What did the Portugese do in Africa, They exported blacks to America and
other countries What did the Germans do in Europe, They killed millions of
people under cover of two wars What did the muslims do, They killed many
people that is branded as infidels (dogs)
What did the Catholic Church (Italians) do, They killed many under the
inquition.

WHAT DID THE BOERS DO, THEY BROUGHT THE BIBLE AND SUPPLIED WORK AND THEN
HAD
APPARTHEID.
Except for the Boers in South Africa or aboard, if you are any of the
above( including the meide naiers that fled South Africa and now try and
shit on it from a distance) then I tell you to F--K off and go and shit in
your own backyard , eat it and hope to get wise. Including the name
underneath "Piet Gouws"

"Piet Gouws" skryf in boodskap news:V897HERD38604.8481134259@anonymous.poster...
> 21 January 1975
> ===============
>
> Scope Magazine - bOERS declare this publication "unhuwelik" and a product
> of
> the devil. To exorcise this demon, the bOERS first banned the artistic
> publication making it illegal to own - anyone caught in "possession" of
> this
> sies material would be put in jail and branded a Kommunis.
>
> The next phase of the process involved a slightly more creative approach.
> The
> womens nipples - ja daardie pienk digge op die tiete (sies) - were
> airbrushed
> out. This was an evasive tactic designed to outwit the oppressive bOERE.
> The
> outcome of course that many people (bOERE included) grew up thinking that
> women
> had no nipples!
>
> This is a great example of the bOERE perversions and the sick manner by
> which
> they oppressed and ruled the majority of SAfricans.
>
> More history lessons to follow: The next lesson is on media control.
> I am certain that this lesson has jogged the very forgetful bOERE here
> into
> remembering what it was they did to the masses. How conveniently they have
> so
> strangely forgotten these and other evil attrocities - LEST WE FORGET!
>

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Re: Nuus Berig

So, 11 September 2005 16:10

>> We add Billy Snettler to the names allready mentioned here in this post.
>> Die informasie hieronder is vir die stupid donners wat net will sien wat
>> hulle wil.
>> Name: Sam Dumas,Gordon Peterson,Dave Manto, Paul Kruger, Paule Naude,
>> Chris Meyer en
>> Naartjie
>> Bunker ( Dieselfde persoon met verskillende name) en dit herinder my aan
>> Nude Raider ook. Hierdie ou se trade mark is die manier wat hy bOER
>> skrywe.
>> Mugabe and Idi Amin must be your type of fuck heads that you love. Child
>> molesters, rapist and killers. So Billy Snettler or whatever your name
>> is,
>> why
>> dont you fuck off to aids ridden Idi Amin and lick his ass.You love them
>> so
>> much What did the English do in America, They killed Red Indians till
>> nearly
>> none left.
>> What did the English do in Australia, They killed Aboriginals till only a
>> handfull left and the rest they removed from their mothers What did the
>> Spanish do in South America, They killed all the Inka Indians -none left.
>> What did the Portugese do in Africa, They exported blacks to America and
>> other countries What did the Germans do in Europe, They killed millions
>> of
>> people under cover of two wars What did the muslims do, They killed many
>> people that is branded as infidels (dogs)
>> What did the Catholic Church (Italians) do, They killed many under the
>> inquition.

>> WHAT DID THE BOERS DO, THEY BROUGHT THE BIBLE AND SUPPLIED WORK AND THEN
>> HAD
>> APPARTHEID.
>> Except for the Boers in South Africa or aboard, if you are any of the
>> above( including the meide naiers that fled South Africa and now try and
>> shit on it from a distance) then I tell you to F--K off and go and shit
>> in
>> your own backyard , eat it and hope to get wise. Including the name
>> underneath "Billy Snettler"

"Billy Snettler" skryf in boodskap news:EXCQNY8G38606.6330671296@anonymous.poster...
> Kyk net wat die bOERE doen om hulle sterwende taal op te hou. Dis belaglik
> dat
> mense so kan aangaan. Hulle is almal befok - SKOON BEFOK.
>
> Wanneer sal julle god-verdomde mense julle vingers uit julle gatte uit
> trek?
> Die wereld dink julles n klomb bobbejane.
>
> ===============
>
> Mother-tongue education in a twist
>
> Willie Spies
>
> 01 September 2005 10:00
>
> Some significant legal and political victories for mother-tongue education
> were
> gained in the recent past. In relation to Afrikaans in particular, there
> was
> Mikro Primary School's successful defence against court action by the
> Western
> Cape department of education to enforce its language policy on the school
> governing body (SGB).
>
> Subsequently, promising remarks were made by President Thabo Mbeki at the
> African National Congress's national general council regarding the value
> and
> status of Afrikaans, also fuelling hopes that the government has finally
> seen
> the light as far as mother-tongue education is concerned.
>
> Despite these victories, a consistent and nationally acceptable
> understanding
> of mother-tongue education is still lacking. This also applies to the
> future of
> Afrikaans as a medium of instruction from primary to tertiary level.
> Afrikaans
> speakers' experience is still that Afrikaans as a medium of instruction is
> under consistent pressure from the government.
>
> Seemingly, the challenge remains to strike a balance between the right of
> access to education on the one side and the right to receive education
> according to religious and linguistic needs on the other. For some, the
> right
> to access heavily outweighs every other right. Constitutional Court Judge
> Albie
> Sachs was recently quoted as saying that the rights to access to
> education, the
> redress of historic imbalances and equality outweigh even the right to
> life!
> Surely the matter can't be as simple as that.
>
> A popular model applied by education authorities to balance access to
> education
> and language rights is that of parallel-medium education. The authorities
> take
> the view that the Afrikaans language loses nothing when a stream of
> English
> classes is presented alongside it. Yet, this view does not consider the
> medium-
> and long-term effects of such a policy.
>
> It is estimated that 30 formerly Afrikaans schools have became
> English-only
> over the past 10 years, after having initially converted to
> parallel-medium
> institutions. Although this figure seems to be relatively low, it is
> expected
> to escalate rapidly in the near future. This expectation is based partly
> on the
> anticipated impact of the planned changes to the South African Schools
> Act,
> which will curb the powers of SGBs, and partly on the rapidly changing
> demographics of most parallel-medium schools.
>
> The international tendency is that minority languages come under serious
> threat
> when having to compete with an international language in parallel- or
> dual-
> medium environments. In a recent presentation by author Herman Gilliomee,
> he
> referred to a study by JA Laponce of minority languages in education in
> Belgium, Canada and the former Soviet Union.
>
> Laponce wrote: "A bilingual school and university system generally has
> only the
> appearance of equality. Even when it is balanced at the level of courses
> it is
> in fact unbalanced in favour of the dominant language, which dominates the
> environment outside the school. Bilingualism in education is thus
> generally a
> bilingualism of transition, which in the long run facilitates linguistic
> assimilation."
>
> Justice W Thring also articulated this viewpoint in his judgement in the
> Mikro
> court case when he said: "It is contended . that the applicants will
> suffer no
> prejudice because pupils at the school who have chosen to be taught in
> Afrikaans may continue to receive their tuition in that language. I
> disagree.
> Where the governing body of a school has elected to have a single language
> as
> its medium of instruction, the introduction of a second language of
> tuition
> must inevitably have a profound influence on the modus vivendi, the
> customs,
> traditions and almost every aspect of the atmosphere which pervades the
> school."
>
> We believe that there is a direct relation between mother-tongue
> education,
> standards of education and academic success. The superior matric
> performance of
> the Western Cape and Northern Cape (where the majority of pupils receive
> education in their home language) is probably the clearest indication of
> this
> well-researched and globally accepted principle.
>
> Afrikaans schools make up less than 8% of the total number of public
> schools in
> South Africa. Yet provincial education departments target these schools to
> harass and litigate against their governing bodies at the expense of the
> taxpayer. A responsible government should take note of global
> best-practices
> and encourage, rather than frustrate, developments towards them.
>
> Willie Spies is an MP and the Freedom Front Plus spokesperson on youth
> affairs
>

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Re: Klomp Kuk 1: Die afarmman

So, 11 September 2005 01:20

> All I can say is that it is fortunate that you do not write your perversion in
> English - yes the noble REAL language not associated with oppressors. This
> helps the word understand the racist, sick phyche of you and your kind.

How does the "word" understand anything? What are you trying to say? Go
learn to spell in your "noble REAL" language before trying to
understand our non-noble language.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Klomp Goed 3: Spierpaleis vermis

Sa, 10 September 2005 10:26

Son 9/9 bl 5:

Dit gaan oor die aantreklike spierpaleis met die X-faktor Neels Moir - wat
blykbaar pas na sy baie gewilde eerste CD se vrystelling spoorloos verdwyn
het.
Hy het selfs die gesogte RSG-speellys gehaal.

Gallo, sy platemaatskappy, en sy agent en publisiteitsmens, soek ook na hom.
Hy het in 2003 by die KKNK en Aardklop opgetree.

Daar is nou diegene wat beweer dat hy verdwyn het omdat hy nooit self gesing
het nie. Hy sou glo die front gewees het vir 'n minder aantreklike sanger.
"Mense in die musiekbedryf kan ook skielik nie onthou of hulle hom ooit
skielik live sien optree het nie.
Die wat hom wel 'n keer of wat op die verhoog gesien het, kan sweer sweer hy
het elke keer gemime.
Gerugte doen tans die ronte dat Neels sy mikrofoon vir 'n grassnyer verruil
het en dat hy blykbaar die dienste in Knysna doen om sy hunky liggaam en siel
aanmekaar te hou."

A: Daar is al hoe meer meriete vir die kunstenaars wat nie met "backtrack"
musiek "sing" nie.

--
Groetnis
Annette
Life is uncertain - eat dessert first
ann...@ctnet.co.za

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Klomp Goes 2: Oor Truman se vriend in die Son

Sa, 10 September 2005 10:25

Vrydag 9/9 - Bl 6:

" Toe Son Die Prins bel om uit te vind hoe dit met hom gaan, was dit
weereens duidelik waarom dié sjarmante man harte steel sover hy gaan: " Ek
praat nie met julle f*kk*n donners nie!" het hy gesnork voor hy die foon
neergegooi het."

" Maar selfs hy sal moet saamstem dat die manier waarop neef Harry ( A: sy
vriend en mede-Apla kader vir wie se borg hy wederegtelik R3000 uit die
burgersmeestersfonds onttrek het) en die ander lede van die superbende.....
hul rooftog uitgevoer het op 'n manier wat grens aan die idiotiese."

Blykbaar het hulle, met een bendelid se inligting, die dame wat die sleutel
het van die kluis met pensioengeld in die poskantoor, beroof - die sleutel,
haar selfoon en haar radio is geneem.
Vooraf is daar demokraties deur die lede besluit om R50 000 van die verwagte
roofgeld af te knyp om 'n standbeeld van Robert Sobukwe, voormalige PAC
president, buite Graaff -Reinet op te rig.
Die idee was om die volgende dag die kluis vol geld by die sekuriteitsfirma
op te laai, en om die sleutel te gebruik om hul hande op die miljoene te lê.
" Maar dis net hier waar hul moerse Apla-opleiding hulle liederlik in die
steek gelaat het. Want toe hulle by die firma opdaag en die geskokte
security guard beveel om die veiligheidshek vir hulle oop te sluit, trek
een dom aap die sneller nog voor die arme man die kans kry om die opdrag uit
te voer.
En daar staan die spulletjie toe en redekawel hoe hulle nou by die hek gaan
inkom.Want dit het toe darem deur hul dik koppe gedring dat hul kosbare
kluissleutels niks beteken as hulle nog buite die gebou staan nie.
Die bedremmelde spulletjie het toe g'n ander keuse as om maar in hul kar te
klim en leë hande die pad te vat Cradock toe - waar hulle agterkom hulle het
nie eers geld vir petrol nie!
Toe hulle die poskantoor-antie se selfoon vir R100 se petrol probeer ruil,
bel die pompjoggie die polisie en hul roof-careers was history."

Vriend Harry en sy makkers het 25 jaar gekry.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Klomp Goed 1: Die afarmman

Sa, 10 September 2005 10:24

Vanoggend, tewyl ons voor die Stadsaal, oorkant die parade, sit en wag vir
die Feetjie, sien ek 'n ouerige swartman aangeloop kom na 'n jongetjie, wat
baie netjies aangetrek is, en staan en wag op iemand.
Dit was heel duidelik hy het nie vir die ouer swartman gewag nie.

Die oue se een arm is in die skouer afgesit.
Die ander arm is net onder die elmboog afgesit.

Hy vra toe vir die jongetjie om die bottel wat hy teen sy lyf vasknyp te
neem, oop te maak, en so vas te hou sodat hy ( die oue) uit die bottel kan
drink.

Dit was 'n bottel goedkoop witwyn.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 7 kommentare

Lae Afrikaans

Vr, 09 September 2005 04:59

Gister praat Stef Bos op RSG - hy sing mos vanaand ( dink ek) op Darling
saam met Aantie EvitaPiet:))
Nietemin, SB vertel toe hy vra iemand wat moet hy doen om goeie Afrikaans te
praat, en die antwoord wat hy kry was: "Jy moet laag praat."
Nou wil ek net weet hoe laag ek moet daal om Afrikaans hier te kan praat:)))

--
Groetnis
Annette

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