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Grappie

Di., 30 Mei 2000 00:00

Mandela, Mugabe and Terblance are all out walking when they simultaneously
come across a lantern. When one of them picked it up a genie popped out of
the lantern and said

I have three wishes.I will grant you each one wish'

Mandela went first. 'I wish that there will always be a black government in
South Africa' and in the blink an eye POOF! his wish had
been granted'

Mugabe thought this was fantastic and he said, "I want a wall
Around Africa with nothing but my own people in it, so that no
English, Americans, Asians or any person of a white race can come
into our precious land." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF, there
was a huge wall around Africa.

Terblanche asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

"Well," said the Genie, "It is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out."

Terblanche says, "Hmmmmmm, Fill it up with water."

Humor & grappe | 0 kommentare

Vandag uit ons volksgeskiedenis:

Di., 30 Mei 2000 00:00

30 Mei 1900:ZAR:Genl Ian Hamilton neem Doringkop in,die britse verliese
is 28 dood en 134 gewond tydens hul aantog na Johannesburg.Die engelse
neem Florida en Roodepoort op die wes rand in .In Johannesburg komandeer
genl Ben Viljoen al die voorrade op wat sy kommando kan benodig,FET
Krause,die kommandant van Jhb ry lord Roberts tegemoet om die oorgawe
van Jhb te bespreek,Roberts gee hom 24 uur grasie om alle
burgerlikes,vroue en kinders te ontruim.
In die vrystaat word gevegte rondom Lindley gevoer oor 'n stuk weiland
wat die engelse wil hê vir hulle perde.
In noord kaapland word die engelse aangeval by Fabersput deur 600 boere
van Griekewaland maar word afgeweer,die engelse het 23 dood,en 32
gewond,die boere het 38 dood en 50 gewondes.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Vraagje

Di., 30 Mei 2000 00:00

Hoi iedereen!
Hoe is het leven in Zuid-Afrika? Is het een leuk land om te leven, is
het leven er erg moeilijk of valt het over het algemeen wel mee? Ik ben
gewoon geinteresseerd, heb verder geen bedoelingen.
Word er 'anders' naar je gekeken als je Afrikaans praat, is er een (al
dan niet echt) 'klasse verschil' tussen Engels sprekenden en Afrikaans
sprekenden? En hoeveel blanken spreken ook een andere taal, bijvoorbeeld
Xhosi (als ik het goed spel).

En een andere vraag is deze, hoe kijken jullie naar wat Mugabe allemaal
flikt (of eigenlijk laat flikken)?

Dank voor eventuele antwoorden!

Groetjes,
--
Robert Bronsing

'In the beginning, the file was without form, and void;
and emptiness was upon the face of the bits.
And the Fingers of the Author moved upon the face of the keyboard.
And the Author said: 'Let there be words', and there were words'

from the Linux System Administrators Guide

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Websites

Di., 30 Mei 2000 00:00

www.strega.org vir sagteware (programz)
www.saol.com/coastal vakansie by die kus

www.polity.org.za Regering

www.fas.org Federation of american scientists

www.meddean.luc.edu/lumen/meded/grossanatomy/ga.html

Koeitjies & kalfies | 3 kommentare

A look in the mirror . . . .

Ma., 29 Mei 2000 00:00

At the age of 5 a child questions only his immediate surrounding. "What
colour is that, mommy?" "What does that mean, daddy?"
A young tender mind does not question political ideology or military
strategies. These things are unimportant. A child accepts what he sees for
what it is, no questions asked. Like that 'unconditional love' that we are
all so in love with.

This young, tender mind enters primary school. It does not question why
there are only white kids in his class. It does not question why all the
teachers are white. It does not question why nobody has black neighbors or
why it never sees a black man driving a BMW. It does not question why blacks
have to sit on different train carriages or why nobody ever has a black
girlfriend or boyfriend. It just accepted what it sees because that's the
way it is. These young minds are then exposed to the scrutiny of an
educational system that looks only after it's own. It is made clear to that
young mind, that when it finishes secondary school, it's duty would be to
take up arms, deploy in Angola and defend what is his.

These norms are embedded in that tender mind. Once embedded, the mind takes
it for granted. Once taken for granted, the war is almost won.

The child progresses through primary school experiencing what a 7 and 8 and
9 year old child experiences. Drawing energy from his surroundings, playing
rugby, learning and just having a wholesome childhood. Still not
questioning, still only accepting. Maybe because nobody ever frowns and
verbalizes the contradiction. But instead, the segregation is enforced,
unquestioned and unopposed.

The tender mind turns 13 and enters the brave new world of secondary school.
Suddenly bigger and broader concepts needs to be evaluated through
experience. Adapting has to take place, fast. Furiously the now adolescent
mind seeks to relate. It befriends minds that experience this brave new
world in a similar way.

These masses of adolescent minds' racial complacency now becomes a weapon of
a government that has embarked on a campaign that is globally opposed and
condemned.
These adolescent white minds now needs to be focused. Prepared.

While their young counterparts in Europe are taught the importance of
condoms and voorbehoedmiddels, they are taught what anti-personnel landmines
look like and how to identify them. PW Botha has declared a state of
Emergency, Sasol burns down. Pretoria is bombed, Soweto riots and Stompie is
necklaced.

The adolescent minds feel threatened, scared, but too indoctrinated to
realize that what is happening, is inevitable.

Boys at the age of 18 suffer from an immortality complex. Then those minds
are finally ripe and on February 6, thousands of minds klaar in at Nasreq.
1-SAI Bloemfontein awaits.

Now adolescents will be expelled, replaced by raw, murdering adrenaline. The
innocent, tender mind receives it's final, backbreaking onslaught . . .

"Skiet die vocken kaffer" shouts kaptein Le Roux. The Bulldog sways lightly
as the LMG vomits it's death warrants. Tracers punch defenseless corrugated
iron shacks. Ripping roofs off. Exposing the occupants to their premature
destination.

A lifetime of blind, but willing, belief in the Groot Trek, Dingaan's
defiance of Piet Retief, Bloed Rivier, British Imperialism, concentration
camps, Die Stem, Die Voortrekker Monument, but most of all the 16th December
fuels the stifling need for independence.

Finally, February 1994 arrives. The ANC disbanded.

With it came freedom of press and scrutiny of past horrors. The truth is at
last objectively presented to the young, adolescent and indoctrinated minds.
Everything they believed in, held near and dear, lived for, died for, hoped
for, is suddenly WRONG. Fundamentally WRONG.

Phat Bastard

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

LEARNING AFRIKAANS

Ma., 29 Mei 2000 00:00

Being a english bloke, who lived in SA for a year and has seen what a
pathetic country england is... I want to learn afrikaans, either through the
internet or from books or lessons in the uk, coventry, birmingham area.

can anyone help

peter

Language Help/ Taalhulp/ Sprachhilfe | 0 kommentare

Afrika is AFRIKA!

Ma., 29 Mei 2000 00:00

Ek wonder of julle my taal kan praat soos ek julle taal praat?

Onthou een ding, AFRIKA is SWART - daarom, of jy is links, of regs - witman;
GAAN HUIS TOE!

Het AFRIKA julle nie geleer nie?

Ek weet van mense was regs (AWB) nou hulle is links (ANC) dink hulle ons
sien nie hulle kleur nie?

Loop mooi!

K. Sibiya

Koeitjies & kalfies | 12 kommentare

Re: Afrika is AFRIKA!

Ma., 29 Mei 2000 00:00

ya, ya, Squirrel

House of Sibiya skryf in boodskap news:8gunha$kvq$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> Ek wonder of julle my taal kan praat soos ek julle taal praat?
>
> Onthou een ding, AFRIKA is SWART - daarom, of jy is links, of regs - witman;
> GAAN HUIS TOE!
>
> Het AFRIKA julle nie geleer nie?
>
> Ek weet van mense was regs (AWB) nou hulle is links (ANC) dink hulle ons
> sien nie hulle kleur nie?
>
> Loop mooi!
>
> K. Sibiya
>

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Re: JESUS IS ........

Ma., 29 Mei 2000 00:00

In article , Bln246
wrote:

ag hologram gaan heen en vermenigvuldig u nie.

P&L

> Jesus Christ wants to come into your life. Only He can be your true
> satisfaction. The Bible says that "God so loved this world (all of us) He gave
> His only Son (Jesus) that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have
> eternal life." To believe in Jesus is to believe that HE is The Son of God and
> to give yourself to Him completely. Read the Bible and pray daily. This is
> the only way to overcome evil. Remember there is a Heaven to gain and A REAL
> HELL TO AVOID. WE WILL LIVE FOREVER SOMEWHERE. ONLY THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF
> JESUS CAN CLEANSE AWAY SIN. May The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, The Love
> of God and The Fellowship of The Holy Spirit be with you.
>

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Afrikaanse jurken

So., 28 Mei 2000 00:00

Ik ben op zoek naar kleding die markt handelaren verkopen op markten in
het zuiden van frankrijk. Het gaat om jurken die waarschijnlijk uit
afrika komen. Ze zijn van katoen en kunnen tot aan de enkels zijn qua
lengte. De kleuren zijn meestal fel oa. rood,blauw, bruin,geel, groen
enz.
Graag voor 5 juni.

Groeten,
Willem

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