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Gou gou voor dit te laat is

Di., 09 November 2004 10:02

1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in "weapons of mass destruction" (DON'T hit return)

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"

4) Read the "error message" carefully and thoroughly.

Someone at Google has a sense of Humor, and will probably be fired soon!!!!

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

US en Bram Fisher

Di., 09 November 2004 05:33

Die regsfakulteit het geweier om aan hom 'n ere-doktorsgraad toe te ken -
nou gaan hy, ten spyte van groot teenkanting, van die dept filosofie 'n
ere-doktorsgraad postuum ontvang.
Beteken dit dat hulle sy grafsteen sal moet verander?
--
Groetnis
Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Die rand vertoon internasionaal die beste teen die VSA dollar

Ma., 08 November 2004 23:17

Ek hoor vandag op CBC se besigheidskanaal dat alleen
die Suid-Afrikaanse rand beter as die Kanadese dollar
gevaar het teen die Amerikaanse dollar. Ons dollar klim
nou sterk teen die Amerikaanse dollar. Nie te lank gelede
nie het so min as omtrent 64 Amerikaanse sente 'n
Kanadese dollar kon koop. Nou het ons dollar sodanig
geklim dat dit deesdae omtrent 84 Amerikaanse sente kos
om een Kanadese dollar te koop. ( Daar was natuurlik
'n tyd in die sestigerjare toe die Kanadese dollar meer
werd was as die Amerikaanse dollar.)
Die Amerikaanse dollar daal nou teen omtrent alle wêreld-
geldstelsels. Die hoofrede is natuurlik die biljoene der
biljoene wat hulle bestee in Irak. Dit sal natuurlik lekker
wees as die Amerikaanse dollar weer lekker laag is.
Die Amerikaanse dollar was so sterk in die negentiger-
jare dat mens amper nie in die VSA wou rondreis nie.
(Dis nou toe die Demokrate aan bewind was.)

Gloudina

Koeitjies & kalfies | 6 kommentare

VSA paspoorte

Ma., 08 November 2004 13:50

Eklees die naweek in die Windhoek Observer dat hulle reken dat in die totale
Amerika, net 20% van die bevolking paspoorte besit. Kan dit waar wees?
In die skrywer se beredenering van die rede hoekom Kerry die verkiesing
verloor het, reken hy dat die VSA oor die algemeen nie so 'vry van denke' is
as wat bv Europa se mense is nie[die Europeërs wil oor alles onderhandel en
gesels, terwyl die Yanks glo hulle is die magtigste land en daarom is dit
nie altyd nodig om oor hulle besluite te onderhandel nie. Jy doen dit en
basta] en inherent konservatief is. Die kerk en die gesin is vir hulle nog
baie belangriker as wat die Kerry raadgewers ooit besef het.

Emigrasie & buiteland | 51 kommentare

Bye-bye, Mnr Bi

Ma., 08 November 2004 10:28

Willie Knoetze
Ek skryf omdat ek dronk is,
want dan kan ek onthou
hoe styf jou rug gespan is
en hoe ryp jou mond oopvou
voor jy drink.

Ek eet omdat ek jonk is
en vergeet van die berou
as ek weer later by is,
en jou oë elders klou
soos jy dink.

Ek vat nou als wat ek kan kry,
terwyl jy drink en dink
en huis toe ry.

Want môre gaan jy
stom-onnosel klink
en my vermy.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Re: Stupid Americans! -- Stupid... Stupid... STUPID!!! __________==___ jeshokan

So., 07 November 2004 14:58

Victim_of_Amer...@wimgu.de.us skryf in boodskap news:B150414B.93EAE409@NEWS.GRADWELL.NET...
You blithering idiots! You re-elected that imbecile George Bush as your
President.
He's a complete moron and so are most of you!
-
Don't you care what the rest of the world thinks of you? Don't you care what
impact
American foreign policy has on the rest of the planet? Does Iraq look like
a success
to anyone? Doesn't it bother you that he's alienated every friend you have?
What were you thinking???
-
Prior to this, it was American policy and the American government that was
so universally
hated around the world. Now it's going to be 'Americans' we hate. More
sympathy
for Bin Laden... More attacks on American institutions... More isolation.
How blind
can you dumb rednecks in middle-America be, not to see this?
-
If you get hit again, or your economy goes into a deep depression, the
American
people will be getting exactly what they deserve!
-
<back turned>
-
-
-
-
-
-
[Ignore what follows]
Hardly any sick lost papers subtly change as the easy games cook.
Terrance, have a brave hen. You won't burn it. We judge them, then we
daily irrigate Wally and Hala's new envelope. Otherwise the
jar in Haron's tape might believe some dull barbers.

If the weak cars can nibble hatefully, the bizarre fig may call more
rooms. No rich units beside the sweet hallway were smelling
inside the durable street. Tell Ali it's inner learning in a
book. Better dine bowls now or Ayn will smartly jump them to you.
Plenty of tired cups are thin and other strong weavers are pathetic, but
will
Harvey cover that? Just laughing without a sticker about the
plain is too smart for Aziz to promise it. Generally Saeed will
sow the cobbler, and if Ibraheem amazingly pulls it too, the
yogi will kill near the dirty kiosk.
----

Gie gie gie, hierdie Duitse ou het nogal 'n punt gehad,, as hy net nie
sy malle ramblings aangelas het nie, veral snaaks is die 'back turned" ,
ek wonder of hy bedoel hy gaan nou sy rug draai op ons Amerikaners.
Ek wonder hoekom sy kop so raas. Ek wonder ook hoekom dit
aan Rusland en Sri Lanka gestuur is? :-)
Ellie

Koeitjies & kalfies | 5 kommentare

Re: Is Nelson Mandela worth £100,000?

So., 07 November 2004 05:19

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 00:57:09 -0000, "BigCheese" wrote:

> Well, Westminster council have refused permission for the bronze of Nelson
> Mandela to be placed on the empty plinth in Trafalgar square.
>
> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/11 /06/nken06.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/11/06/ixhome.html
>
> "Red Ken" Livingstone London mayor vows to fight this decision with £100,000
> of public
> money.
>
> Westminster council says the statue would be better placed 50 yards away
> outside the South African embassy.
>
> Is there a clamour from the public for the statue to be erected on the
> plinth?
>
> Is there a clamour from the public for a statue of Mr Mandela at all?
>
> Of course not.
>
> My view?
>
> He's been out of prison for 14 years now and he hasn't re-offended and that
> fact should be
> celebrated.
>
> I think he's going straight which shows you that prison works.
>
>
>
O shit, BigCheese, jy moet lat tant Hessie jou hoor:-)))
Sy organize sommer 'n erf in toronto daarvoor:-)

DD

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Uit "Joernaal van Jorik" deur D.J. OPPERMAN

Sa., 06 November 2004 23:18

Trippe.... trap patrone

Kanontjies en atome....

ek wens dat kindjie groter was

om al die diertjies op te pas.

Prosa & poësie | 0 kommentare

knock..knock..knock

Sa., 06 November 2004 12:56

hier's niemnd nie.
Ek wou iemand saamnooi vir 'n bier
nou geniet ek dit alleen...

(en moet nie nòu skreeu 'haai hier's ek!' nie.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 6 kommentare

Gary Botha

Vr., 05 November 2004 03:19

Hy moes om persoonlike redes onttrek uit die SA-A span, glo nie n geval van
suur druiwe dat hy nie n Bok is nie. Sal interessant wees om te sien of hy
die uitnodiging aanvaar om vir die Barbarians teen die All Blacks te speel
en of sy persoonlike situasie skielik verander het....

Nou ja, Bokke wen seker more met so 10 punte?
Tot later
Joeboy

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

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