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Heilige tiere en luiperds - HC Bosman

Tue, 15 February 2005 08:22

Blake het geskryf van Tiger tiger burning bright in the forrests of
the night en daarmee God beskryf.
Ek dink Dante het baie van die simbool van 'n tier gemaak - Gloudina
sal weet.

In Hemingway se briljante Snows of Kilimajaro is daar 'n luiperd hoog
op die berg in die sneeu toe die vertelller sterf.

Hier is Herman Charles Bosman se luiperd in die Marico..
Die storie is skreeusnaaks en sad op die oppervlak, maar strek baie,
baie ver onder die oppervlak.

'n Luiperd as simbool van God, van skoonheid, van 'n oomblik van
insig. 'n Glimps op die onkerbare wat weer verloor word.

Soos TS Elliot gese het: "Till human voices wake us and we drown."

------------------------------------

In the Withaak's Shade

LEOPARDS? - Oom Schalk Lourens said - Oh, yes, there are two varieties
on this side of the Limpopo. The chief dif­ference between them is
that the one kind of leopard has got a few more spots on it than the
other kind. But when you meet a leopard in the veld, unexpectedly, you
seldom trouble to count his spots to find out what kind he belongs to.
That is unneces­sary. Because, whatever kind of leopard it is that you
come across in this way, you only do one kind of running. And that is
the fastest kind.
I remember the occasion that I came across a leopard un­expectedly,
and to this day I couldn't tell you how many spots he had, even though
I had all the time I needed for studying him. It happened about
mid-day, when I was out on the far end of my farm, behind a koppie,
looking for some strayed cattle. I thought the cattle might be there
because it is shady under those withaak trees, and there is soft grass
that is very pleasant to sit on. After 1 had looked for the cattle for
about an hour in this manner, sitting up against a tree4runk, it
occurred to me that I could look for them just as well, or perhaps
even better, if I lay down flat. For even a child knows that cattle
aren't so small that you have got to get on to stilts and things to
see them properly.
So I lay on my back, with my hat tilted over my face, and my legs
crossed, and when I closed my eyes slightly the tip of my boot,
sticking up into the air, looked just like the peak of Ab­jaterskop.
Overhead a lonely aasvoël wheeled, circling slowly round and
round without flapping his wings, and I knew that not even a calf
could pass in any part of the sky between the tip of my toe and that
aasvoël without my observing it immediately. What was more, I could go
on lying there under the withaak and look­ing for the cattle like that
all day, if necessary. As you know, I am not the sort of farmer to
loaf about the house when there is a man's work to be done.
The more I screwed up my eyes and gazed at the toe of my hoot, the
more it looked like Abjaterskop. By and by it seemed that it actually
was Abjaterskop, and I could see the stones on top of it, and the bush
trying to grow up its sides, and in my ears there was a far off
humming sound, like bees in an orchard on a still day. As I have said,
it was very pleasant.
Then a strange thing happened. It was as though a huge cloud, shaped
like an animal's head and with spots on it, had settled on top of
Abjaterskop. It seemed so funny that I wanted to laugh. But I didn't.
Instead, I opened my eyes a little more and felt glad to think that I
was only dreaming. Because other­wise I would have to believe that the
spotted cloud on Abjaters­kop was actually a leopard, and that he was
gazing at my boot. Again I wanted to laugh. But then, suddenly, I
knew.
And I didn't feel so glad. For it was a leopard, all right - a
large-sized, hungry-looking leopard, and he was sniffing sus­piciously
at my feet. I was uncomfortable. I knew that nothing I could do would
ever convince that leopard that my toe was Abjaterskop. He was not
that sort of leopard: I knew that with­out even counting the number of
his spots. Instead, having finished with my feet, he started sniffing
higher up. It was the most terrifying moment of my life. I wanted to
get up and run for it. But I couldn't. My legs wouldn't work.
Every big-game hunter I have come across has told me the same story
about how, at one time or another, he has owed his escape from lions
and other wild animals to his cunning in lying down and pretending to
be dead, so that the beast of prey loses interest in him and walks
off. Now, as I lay there on the grass, with the leopard trying to make
up his mind about me, I under-stood why, in such a situation, the
hunter doesn't move. It's sim­ply that he can't move. That's all. It's
not his cunning that keeps him down. It's his legs.
In the meantime the leopard had got up as far as my knees. He was
studying my trousers very carefully, and I started getting
embarrassed. My trousers were old and rather unfashionable. Also, at
the knee, there was a tom place, from where I had climbed through a
barbed-wire fence, into the thick bush, the time I saw the Government
tax~ollector coming over the bult before he saw me. The leopard stared
at that rent in my trousers for quite a while, and my embarrassment
grew. I felt I wanted to explain about the Government tax collector
and the barbed wire. I didn't want the leopard to get the impression
that Schalk Lourens was the sort of man who didn't care about his
personal appearance.
When the leopard got as far as my shirt, however, I felt better. It
was a good blue flannel shirt that I had bought only a few weeks ago
from the Indian store at Ramoutsa, and I didn't care how many strange
leopards saw it. Nevertheless, I made up my mind that next time I went
to lie on the grass under the wit­haak, looking for strayed cattle, I
would first polish up my veld­skoens with sheep's fat, and I would put
on my black hat that I only wear to Nagmaal. I could not permit the
wild animals of the neighbourhood to sneer at me.
But when the leopard reached my face I got frightened again. I knew he
couldn't take exception to my shirt. But I wasn't so sure about my
face. Those were terrible moments. I lay very still, afraid to open my
eyes and afraid to breathe. Sniff-sniff, the huge creature went, and
his breath swept over my face in hot gasps. You hear of many
frightening experiences that a man has in a lifetime, I have also been
in quite a few perilous situations. But if you want something to make
you suddenly old and to turn your hair white in a few moments) there
is nothing to beat a leopard - especially when he is standing over
you, with his jaws at your throat, trying to find a good place to
bite.
The leopard gave a deep growl, stepped right over my body, knocked off
my hat, and growled again. I opened my eyes and saw the animal moving
away clumsily. But my relief didn't last long. The leopard didn't move
far. Instead, he turned over and lay down next to me.
Yes, there on the grass, in the shade of the withaak, the leopard and
I lay down together. The leopard lay half-curled up, on his side, with
his forelegs crossed, like a dog, and whenever I tried to move away he
grunted. I am sure that in the whole history of the Groot Marico there
have never been two stranger com­panions engaged in the thankless task
of looking for strayed cattle.
Next day, in Fanie Snyman's voorkamer, which was used as a
post-office, I told my story to the farmers of the neighbourhood,
while they were drinking coffee and waiting for the motor-lorry from
Zeerust.
"And how did you get away from that leopard in the end?" Koos van
Tonder asked, trying to be funny. "I suppose you crawled through the
grass and frightened the leopard off by pretending to be a python."
"No, I just got up and walked home," I said. "I remembered that the
cattle I was looking for might have gone the other way and strayed
into your kraal. I thought they would be safer with the leopard."
"Did the leopard tell you what he thought of General Pienaar's last
speech in the Volksraad?" Frans Welman asked, and they all laughed.
I told my story over several times before the lorry came with our
letters, and although the dozen odd men present didn't say much while
I was talking, I could see that they listened to me in the same way
that they listened when Krisjan Lemmer talked. And everybody knew that
Krisjan Lemmer was the biggest liar in the Bushveld.
To make matters worse, Krisjan Lemmer was there, too, and when I got
to the part of my story where the leopard lay down beside me, Krisjan
Lemmer winked at me. You know that kind of wink. It was to let me know
that there was now a new under­standing between us, and that we could
speak in future as one Marico liar to another.
I didn't like that.
"Kêrels," I said in the end, "I know just what you are think­ing. You
don't believe me, and you don't want to say so.
"But we do believe you," Krisjan Lemmer interrupted me, very wonderful
things happen in the Bushveld. I once had a twenty-foot mamba that I
named Hans. This snake was so attached to me that I couldn't go
anywhere without him. He would even follow me to church on Sunday, and
because he didn't care much for some of the sermons, he would wait for
me outside under a tree. Not that Hans was irreligious. But he had a
sensitive nature, and the strong line that the predikant took against
the serpent in the Garden of Eden always made Hans feel awkward. Yet
he didn't go and look for a withaak to lie under, like your leopard.
He wasn't stand-offish in that way. An ordinary thorn-tree's shade was
good enough for Hans. He knew he was only a mamba, and didn't try to
give himself airs." I didn't take notice of Krisjan Lemmer's stupid
lies, but the upshot of this whole affair was that I also began to
have doubts about the existence of that leopard. I recalled queer
stories I had heard of human beings that could turn themselves into
animals, and although I am not a superstitious man I could not shake
off the feeling that it was a spook thing that had happened. But when,
a few days later, a huge leopard had been seen from the roadside near
the poort, and then again by Mtosas on the way to Nietverdiend, and
again in the turf-lands near the Malopo, matters took a different
turn.
At first people jested about this leopard. They said it wasn't a real
leopard, but a spotted animal that had walked away out of Schalk
Lourens' dream. They also said that the leopard had come to the
Dwarsberge to have a look at Krisjan Lemmer's twenty-foot mamba. But
afterwards, when they had found his spoor at several water-holes, they
had no more doubt about the leopard.
It was dangerous to walk about in the veld, they said. Ex­citing times
followed. There was a great deal of shooting at the leopard and a
great deal of running away from him. The amount of Martini and Mauser
fire I heard in the krantzes re­minded me of nothing so much as the
First Boer War. And the amount of running away reminded me of nothing
so much as the Second Boer War.
But always the leopard escaped unharmed. Somehow, I felt sorry for
him. The way he had first sniffed at me and then lain down beside me
that day under the withaak was a strange thing that I couldn't
understand. I thought of the Bible, where it is written that the lion
shall lie down with the lamb.
But I also wondered if I hadn't dreamt it all. The manner in which
those things had befallen me was also unearthly. The leopard began to
take up a lot of my thoughts. And there was no man to whom I could
talk about it who would be able to help me in any way. Even now, as I
am telling you this story, I am expecting you to wink at me, like
Krisjan Lemmer did.

Still, I can only tell you the things that happened as I saw them and
what the rest was about only Africa knows.
It was some time before I again walked along the path that leads
through the bush to where the withaaks are. But I didn't lie down on
the grass again. Because when I reached the place, I found that the
leopard had got there before me. He was lying on the same spot,
half-curled up in the withaak's shade, and his fore-paws were folded
as a dog's are sometimes. But he lay very still. And even from the
distance where I stood I could see the red splash on his breast where
a Mauser bullet had gone.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Affirmative action and white empowerment in SA - The reality of non-discrimination

Tue, 15 February 2005 08:15

Dit was so flippen lank Affirmative Action and White empowerment in SA -
onder die verkrampte wit etters soos Jonas se pa..........nou wil julle
afkak na 10 jaar....die swart mense moes die wit bemagtiging opgevreet het
nou wil jy kom selfbejammer jou bleddie witnerf.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 26 kommentare

Arbeidersprobleme

Tue, 15 February 2005 06:47

Vir die van julle wat eie besighede het en sukkel met arbeid en verwante
probleme, kyk bietjie na hierdie een: Hierdie arbeider werk al vele jare
vir die werkgewer vir 'n maandelikse salaris en aanvanklik was daar geen
fout te vinde met sy werk nie. Toe vat die drankduiwel hom en hy begin al
meer half gesuip by die werk aankom of partykeer bly hy dae weg van die werk
af as hy op 'n suip 'spree' gaan. Uiteindelik word hy afgedank.
Hy vars uit en word weer in diens geneem aangesien hy so 'n goeie
werker is, maar hierdie keer as 'n dagloner, juis om hom op die nou pad te
probeer hou sover dit die drank aangaan. Daag hy op vir werk en is nie
dronk nie, dan kan hy werk en word hy aan die einde van die dag betaal.
Kom hy babelaas of dronk by die werk, draai hy om en gaan huis toe. Dit
het baie goed gewerk vir meer as 'n jaar, maar nou het die man 'n
nierprobleem ontwikkel. Hy gaan na die staatsklinieke toe en hulle stop
hom vol antibiotika en boek hom 'n paar dae af. Niks help eintlik regtig
nie. Hy word toe na 'n dorpsdokter toe gestuur op die firma se koste en
die man reken hulle moet sorg dat die man by 'n uroloog kom, want 'n GP kan
nie sommer so die oorsaak vasstel nie, maar dis iets tussen sy penis se punt
en sy lewer wat nie lekker is nie. Hy wou weet of die man kwaai drink want
dit is algemene gevolge van suip.
Nou, net om die man te sien, wil die uroloog R750 hê. Vir sy toetse
vra hy 'n verdere R250 en as hy moet bloed trek en dit toets, dan gaan dit
amper nog 'n R1000 kos. Dán sal hy besluit of die man 'n operasie moet kry
en/of waarmee gaan hy hom dokter. Dis alles goed en wel, maar die feit bly
staan dat die oorsprong van al die probleme drank is en hulle drink die
goedkoop 'kaalgat' wyn wat die wynmakers in Upington en daai plekke op
Namibië 'dump' en dan is daar nog oneerlike ouens wat die wyn aanhelp met
dinge soos methanol. Hulle verkoop die wyn in kanne van 20 liter. Wat
help dit jy betaal 'n moerse lot geld vir die gesondmaak van 'n man wat
sodra hy uit die hospitaal uitstap, net weer gaan suip?

Koeitjies & kalfies | 4 kommentare

" Die Kalksteengroef " deur CHARL- PIERRE NAUDE

Mon, 14 February 2005 16:07

DIE KALKSTEENGROEF
Charl-Pierre Naude

"Wat sal ons verlos van 'n terugkeer na die steenbed?
'n Droom, selfs 'n hersenskim, sal die mensdom red.

Op die duur. Maar môre weer, kap ek aan die wit
van 'n klipharde volkshart; my oë swem verward
daaroor; al's mes-skerp, dan satynsag, altyd hard.
'n lyn wasgoed wat wit-fossiel in die klip vassit
spring onder my pik los. In die geheue se agterplaas.
Vandag verlang ek na haar, soos die eerste mens...
'n Vreemde deernis laat die skerp eilandklip soggens
en saans fletser skyn in die dynserige waas"

Wagte roteer op die knap omtrek soos diakens
op hul skyfie skrik. In die middel, die Prisonier.
Die aarde word sag in sy oë wat tuur:
daardie klip, daardie klip, toegedraai in lakens.

Prosa & poësie | 1 kommentaar

Re: Affirmative action and black empowerment in SA - The reality of non-discrimination

Sun, 13 February 2005 16:25

"unhappyinsa" skryf
>
> I have a dream......, I don't think so! What I do have is a
> disappointing reality.
>
> In case you were wondering. The powerful statement at the
> beginning....., was said by none other than Nelson Mandela.

Jou patetiese witnerf. Gaan lees weer wat Nelson
Mandela gesê het.
En dink hieroor na: jou soort, wat selfsugtig regte
en voordele opge-eis het vir wit mans in SA, het
die klimaat geskep vir die toestande wat
Mahatma Ghandi en Nelson Mandela 'n verhoog
gegee het voor die hele wêreld.
Sover ek kan sien, het elke wit man wat sy sout
werd is volop werk in SA. Dis net julle patetiese
soort wat gedink het julle het die reg om om die
vleespotte te sit, en wat nou dink julle is van julle
regte ontneem. En ek dink nie dit help juis om
te emigreer nie. Sover ek kan sien hier in
Kanada doen baie van die ouens wat so vinnig
geemigreer na 1994joppies wat baie minder
belangrik is as wat hulle in SA gedoen het.

Gloudina

Koeitjies & kalfies | 23 kommentare

Die nuwe Vereenigde Nasies om te verhoog ? vorentoe bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe advies

Sat, 12 February 2005 22:56

(standaard dank en waardering om verhoog te word)


Wil graag inniglike dank en waardering aan Nasionale Party Lede en
Leiers betuig
vir die bereiking van (koalisie en/of ander) aangename uitkomste
kompromie en onderhandelinge inisiatiewe.
Terwyl die outeur weg was tydens plasinge.
Asook, vir opstaan inisiatiewe.
En vir ondersteuning gelewer,
vir regverdige en vrye terugwerkende voordele en byvoordele.
Om makliker na 'n hoër vlak van finesse
te kan bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
in die lewering van die diens.


(1.)
(Enige fondse spandeer aan die lewering van die diens,
deur Blinde kol Adviseur(s) se Aangename uitkomste skool, technikon,
kollege en/of universiteit se Familie Vennote,
en/of alleen deur die outeur (reisiger @ hotmail.com),
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
sal inniglik waardeer word,
om na Lede en Leiers van Sri Krisna se paradys,
(op die fisiese en/of astrale vlakke), en/of Bg. Lede en Leiers,
se rekeninge gedeponeer te word,
indien wel so verkies word.

Vir die bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe van brûe,
tussen en/of na Ondersteuner(s) en/of leweraar(s) van die diens,
veronderstel na Blinde kol Adviseur(s) se Aangename uitkoms skool,
technikon, kollege en/of universiteit se Adviseur(s),
en/of alleenlik
na die outeur se Aangename uitkoms skool, technikon, kollege en/of
universiteit se Administrateur,
op 'n twee derde - een derde,
en/of regverdige en vrye blinde kol uitstaande korrigering basis,
en/of beter argument,
indien moontlik, indien wel, indien ooit, soos ondersteun.

Om die kwantiteit en/of kwaliteit,
en/of lewering van die diens,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe na 'n meer openbare vlak,
indien wel sou benodig word, indien wel.

Veronderstel,
om die mede-Bevestiging en/of bevestiging van Aanstellinge,
en/of
rigting Waarvan af bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe word,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
wanneer wel bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe word,
en/of
indien wel so versoek en/of verkies word, indien wel,
om na hoër vlakke te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
en/of beter argument,
indien moontlik, indien wel.

Veronderstel gesamentlik met Bg. Adviseur(s) / Administrateur(s),
en/of Verkose Ondersteunende gesamentlike Keuse(s),
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
indien (brûe) nie alreeds onderweg,
om bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe te word,
en/of
indien wel daarvan af wil bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
en/of beter argument,
indien wel, indien ooit, soos ondersteun.)


(2.)
('n Wenk en/of versoek
om Aangename uitkomste inisiatiewe te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe
na 'n Heelal Gesamentlike Teokrasie,
en/of beter argument,
gesamentlike oorhoofse regering,

kort, medium en/of lang termyn konstitusionele voorstel versoek,
uitstuur van borgskappe,
en die bevestiging van voordele en byvoordele te ontvang,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,

en/of asook ter ondersteuning
vir die insluiting na die ligging daarvan,
almal gesamentlik,
en/of slegs Benodigde Aangename uitkomste universiteit, kollege,
technikon en/of skool
Afgevaardigdes, Administrateurs en/of Hoofde,
op die woon eenhede te besit vlak,
op die lang - medium en/of kort termyn vlak,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,

indien wel daarna toe wil bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
(indien nie alreeds onderweg
om daarvan te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe),

was per e-pos na die outeur se hotmail.com rekening gefaks,
op veronderstel 'n goed identifiseerde briefhoof,
veronderstel
vanaf Lede en Leiers van Sri Krisna se paradys,
en/of
vanaf Lede en Leiers van Dr. B en R F Oppenheimer se Aangename
uitkomste universiteit, kollege, technikon en/of skool se
Administrateur,
en/of beter argument,
indien enige, indien wel, indien ooit.

Na, tydens en/of voor
die plaas van die versoek vir 'n wenk
asook die insluiting van die verkose vlak
van maklikheid van interpretasie daarvan
aangaande
die bereiking van regverdige en vrye begeertes en wense,
en/of hoër vlakke van Aangename uitkomste
om van te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
veronderstel
regverdige en vrye hoër vlak(ke) van produkte en/of dienste lewering,
regverdige en vrye hoër vlak(ke) van ekonomiese deelname,
regverdige en vrye hoër vlak(ke) van benodigde surplusse,
en/of asook benodigde hulpbronne gesamentlike en/of alleen vervulling
en/of bereiking,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
na, tydens en/of voor, en/of ter ondersteuning
vir die bereiking van die kuur van miv-vigs,
en/of asook ander hoog in aanvraag geneesmiddele,

veronderstel per telefoon gekontak,
en/of skryf daarvan op 'n papier,
en plaas daarvan in die Bhagavad Gita,
en/of onder die Outeur se familie vennote se kopkussing
na, tydens en/of voor die deelname
aan 'n rustige volle en/of gedeeltelike nag en/of dag reis,
(en/of soos verkies),
indien wel, indien ooit, soos veronderstel.

En dit sal inniglik waardeer word,
en/of dit sal hoogstens aangeraai word,
dat indien 'n Aangename uitkomste
Kompromie en onderhandeling mede-Bewusmaking en bewusmaking
universiteit, kollege, technikon en/of skool
bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe kan word,
(ongeag Taal, kleur geloof, geslag, en/of Aangename uitkomste skool,
technikon, kollege en/of universiteit),
dit wel bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe te word,
indien dit nie alreeds bestaan,
en/of indien dit wel bestaan,
indien wel, indien ooit,
na hoër vlakke bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe te word,
indien moontlik, indien wel, indien ooit, soos ondersteun.

Om na dieselfde
Byvoordele en/of voordele in die opening van deure vir en/of deur
Aangename uitkomste universiteit, kollege, technikon en/of skool
Afgevaardigdes, Hoofde en/of Administrateurs,
en/of
Aangename uitkomste universiteit, kollege, technikon en/of skool Swaai
sukses, en/of beter argument,
te kan bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,

as die Lede en Leiers van die Uitstuurder van die e-pos,
indien wel moontlik opgespoor kan word, indien wel, indien ooit,
veronderstel
Lede en Leiers van Sri Krisna se paradys op die
regverdige en vrye gee van leiding, en vooruit beplan vlak,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
en/of
Lede en Leiers van Dr. B en R F Oppenheimer se Aangename uitkomste
skool, technikon, kollege en/of universiteit op die
veronderstel gepaardgaande Bereiking van aangename uitkomste,
en die een Duisend triljoen jaar sien van die lig
op die weg terug vlak,
en/of beter argument,
indien enige, indien wel.

In die regverdige en vrye
bevestiging en/of resultaat bekendmaking van,
en/of asook die hou en/of begin,
van debatte, menings peilings, referendums en/of verkiesinge,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
en/of beter argument ondersteuning inisiatiewe,
na, tydens en/of voor
die beplanning van sukses bereiking daarvan af,
en/of asook die gee van die blou-groen lig
ter ondersteuning daarvan af,

om na te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
indien wel verkies word,
en/of indien wel moontlik is, indien wel, indien ooit,
om daarvan af te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
en/of beter argument,
indien moontlik, indien wel, indien ooit, soos veronderstel.)


(3.)

(3 a.)
(Enige e-pos wat aan die outeur (kosmimesia @ hotmail.com)
gestuur word,
kan ook verwag word,
om aan cosmimesia @ hotmail.com,
wereldr @ hotmail.com,
en/of reisiger @ hotmail.com, gestuur word.

En dit sal inniglik waardeer word,
indien wel die blou-groen lig in die verband ontvang word,
indien wel, indien ooit, soos ondersteun,
om van Lede en Leiers van Sri Krisna se paradys,
veronderstel in Arkturus, Pleiades en/of Seta Retikulum,
en/of Tibet-Dharamsala,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
op die fisiese
en/of astrale vlakke,
se Inter netwerk aangename uitkomste onderhandel en kompromie bereiking
vermoë,
indien wel, indien ooit, gebruik word,
en/of se profiel,
veronderstel Kosmiese Messias, en/of beter argument,
na reisiger @ hotmail.com se profiel
te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
indien moontlik, indien wel, veronderstel om bereik te word.

(3 b.)
En/of veronderstel inklusief,
om die bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe
van 'n regverdige en vrye Arbiter (raad), en/of beter argument,
te verhoog,
indien dit nie alreeds bestaan,
en/of indien dit wel bestaan,
indien wel, indien ooit,
na hoër vlakke te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
indien moontlik, indien wel.

Om ondersteuning te verhoog,
aan die regverdige en vrye verdeling en/of oorskakeling,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,

aan Lede en Leiers van Aangename uitkomste universiteit, kollege,
technikon en/of skool Sentrum(s),
wat ondersteuning verhoog het,

na, tydens en/of voor
die ontvangs van bonus punte,
en/of dank en waardering gifte en fooie,
eksklusiewelik en/of inklusiewelik,
na die inbetaling van fondse - op die persoonlike vlak,
en/of
die ontvang van bonus punte - op die inter netwerk vlak,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
indien wel so verkies word,
en/of
indien dit nie alreeds gedoen word,

op 'n regverdige en vrye pro-rata basis,
en/of beter argument, indien moontlik, indien wel,

na begunstigdes,
en/of
asook laasgenoemde (reisiger @ hotmail.com, soos veronderstel) se
rekeninge,
indien wel, indien enige,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
indien nie alreeds is onderweg daarvan af,
indien nie, indien wel.

En/of asook
die insluiting van 'n wenk,
indien wel nodig, indien wel,
om die bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe
van voornemende Aangename uitkomste onderhandelinge,
indien enige, indien wel,
na hoër vlakke van te verhoog,
veronderstel Hou moed - bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe vorentoe,
en/of
was nie-ondersteunend, is nie-ondersteunend, bly ondersteunend,
en/of beter argument,
indien wel moontlik,
indien wel, indien ooit, soos verstaan.

Om die regverdige en vrye
bereiking van suksesse,
in die eer van kontrakte onderneem onderweg,
en/of
die mede-Vorentoe gaan en vorentoe gaan,
vooraf bespreek alleen, indien wel, indien ooit,
en/of
gesamentlik, indien wel, indien ooit, soos ondersteun,
eksklusief en/of inklusief,
vanaf hoër vlakke te bou-groei-verstaal-vernuwe,
en/of beter argument,
indien enigsins moontlik,
indien wel, indien ooit, soos verstaan.)


(Indien enige sissende slange aan enigiemand hier geuiter word,
is dit a.g.v. 'n blinke kol in die logika,
wat reggestel sal word wanneer dit raakgesien is.
Apologie word nou al aangeteken daarvoor. Vergewe asb.)


Hoop dit help.
Almal gesamentlik vir mekaar - na 'n regverdige en vrye aangename
uitkoms wêreld.
(Diens kan ook soms liefde beteken.)
.
.
(Also available in English.)
(Ook in Engels beskikbaar.)
.
(Soos geplaas onder cosmimesia @ hotmail.com)
(Die laaste plasing om laaste gelees te word.)

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Charles en Camilla

Sat, 12 February 2005 16:30

Die troudatum word klaarblyklik na 1 April verander - dit sal meer vanpas
wees.

(Hoe vertaal mens - "non-event"?)

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Padongeluk

Fri, 11 February 2005 17:17

Enkele dae gelede is in Kaapstad een Belg verongeluk,syn naam is Patrick Jacobs.
As dit die man is wat ek dink,het hy gewoon in myn gemeente en sou hy daar wyn inkoop vir Delhaize, dit is een voedingsketen in Belgie
Hier het een klein berigt in die koerant gestaan maar niemand kan dit met sekerheid bevestig

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Humorloos

Fri, 11 February 2005 15:52

Toe onse Prez vanoggend praat, toe kon mens agterkom hoe hy die swepie klap.
By die vermelding van Aristide se naam, moes die voorklapper twee klappe
alleen gee voordat die jabroers bygekom het.
Maar toe hy meld hoe ons gaan help om in ZIM 'n vry en regverdige verkiesing
laat gebeur, het niemand gelag of selfs gegiggel nie:))

--
Groetnis
Annette

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Hoe verlig is ek

Thu, 10 February 2005 14:01

Ferdinand Mostert is toe skuldig aan moord gevind, en hy sal more gevonnis
word.
Aan die koerante se skrywe was ek bang dat die regter hom gaan vryspreek!:

--
Groetnis
Annette

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