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Re: Klomp Kuk 1: Die afarmman

So., 11 September 2005 01:20

> All I can say is that it is fortunate that you do not write your perversion in
> English - yes the noble REAL language not associated with oppressors. This
> helps the word understand the racist, sick phyche of you and your kind.

How does the "word" understand anything? What are you trying to say? Go
learn to spell in your "noble REAL" language before trying to
understand our non-noble language.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Klomp Goed 3: Spierpaleis vermis

Sa., 10 September 2005 10:26

Son 9/9 bl 5:

Dit gaan oor die aantreklike spierpaleis met die X-faktor Neels Moir - wat
blykbaar pas na sy baie gewilde eerste CD se vrystelling spoorloos verdwyn
het.
Hy het selfs die gesogte RSG-speellys gehaal.

Gallo, sy platemaatskappy, en sy agent en publisiteitsmens, soek ook na hom.
Hy het in 2003 by die KKNK en Aardklop opgetree.

Daar is nou diegene wat beweer dat hy verdwyn het omdat hy nooit self gesing
het nie. Hy sou glo die front gewees het vir 'n minder aantreklike sanger.
"Mense in die musiekbedryf kan ook skielik nie onthou of hulle hom ooit
skielik live sien optree het nie.
Die wat hom wel 'n keer of wat op die verhoog gesien het, kan sweer sweer hy
het elke keer gemime.
Gerugte doen tans die ronte dat Neels sy mikrofoon vir 'n grassnyer verruil
het en dat hy blykbaar die dienste in Knysna doen om sy hunky liggaam en siel
aanmekaar te hou."

A: Daar is al hoe meer meriete vir die kunstenaars wat nie met "backtrack"
musiek "sing" nie.

--
Groetnis
Annette
Life is uncertain - eat dessert first
ann...@ctnet.co.za

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Klomp Goes 2: Oor Truman se vriend in die Son

Sa., 10 September 2005 10:25

Vrydag 9/9 - Bl 6:

" Toe Son Die Prins bel om uit te vind hoe dit met hom gaan, was dit
weereens duidelik waarom dié sjarmante man harte steel sover hy gaan: " Ek
praat nie met julle f*kk*n donners nie!" het hy gesnork voor hy die foon
neergegooi het."

" Maar selfs hy sal moet saamstem dat die manier waarop neef Harry ( A: sy
vriend en mede-Apla kader vir wie se borg hy wederegtelik R3000 uit die
burgersmeestersfonds onttrek het) en die ander lede van die superbende.....
hul rooftog uitgevoer het op 'n manier wat grens aan die idiotiese."

Blykbaar het hulle, met een bendelid se inligting, die dame wat die sleutel
het van die kluis met pensioengeld in die poskantoor, beroof - die sleutel,
haar selfoon en haar radio is geneem.
Vooraf is daar demokraties deur die lede besluit om R50 000 van die verwagte
roofgeld af te knyp om 'n standbeeld van Robert Sobukwe, voormalige PAC
president, buite Graaff -Reinet op te rig.
Die idee was om die volgende dag die kluis vol geld by die sekuriteitsfirma
op te laai, en om die sleutel te gebruik om hul hande op die miljoene te lê.
" Maar dis net hier waar hul moerse Apla-opleiding hulle liederlik in die
steek gelaat het. Want toe hulle by die firma opdaag en die geskokte
security guard beveel om die veiligheidshek vir hulle oop te sluit, trek
een dom aap die sneller nog voor die arme man die kans kry om die opdrag uit
te voer.
En daar staan die spulletjie toe en redekawel hoe hulle nou by die hek gaan
inkom.Want dit het toe darem deur hul dik koppe gedring dat hul kosbare
kluissleutels niks beteken as hulle nog buite die gebou staan nie.
Die bedremmelde spulletjie het toe g'n ander keuse as om maar in hul kar te
klim en leë hande die pad te vat Cradock toe - waar hulle agterkom hulle het
nie eers geld vir petrol nie!
Toe hulle die poskantoor-antie se selfoon vir R100 se petrol probeer ruil,
bel die pompjoggie die polisie en hul roof-careers was history."

Vriend Harry en sy makkers het 25 jaar gekry.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Klomp Goed 1: Die afarmman

Sa., 10 September 2005 10:24

Vanoggend, tewyl ons voor die Stadsaal, oorkant die parade, sit en wag vir
die Feetjie, sien ek 'n ouerige swartman aangeloop kom na 'n jongetjie, wat
baie netjies aangetrek is, en staan en wag op iemand.
Dit was heel duidelik hy het nie vir die ouer swartman gewag nie.

Die oue se een arm is in die skouer afgesit.
Die ander arm is net onder die elmboog afgesit.

Hy vra toe vir die jongetjie om die bottel wat hy teen sy lyf vasknyp te
neem, oop te maak, en so vas te hou sodat hy ( die oue) uit die bottel kan
drink.

Dit was 'n bottel goedkoop witwyn.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 7 kommentare

Lae Afrikaans

Vr., 09 September 2005 04:59

Gister praat Stef Bos op RSG - hy sing mos vanaand ( dink ek) op Darling
saam met Aantie EvitaPiet:))
Nietemin, SB vertel toe hy vra iemand wat moet hy doen om goeie Afrikaans te
praat, en die antwoord wat hy kry was: "Jy moet laag praat."
Nou wil ek net weet hoe laag ek moet daal om Afrikaans hier te kan praat:)))

--
Groetnis
Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 6 kommentare

Het jullie dit al verneem of gelees?

Do., 08 September 2005 14:01

Land summit rejects claim cut-off

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PREGA GOVENDER

MORE than 1000 delegates attending the national land summit yesterday agreed
"in principle" that the December 1998 cut-off date for the lodging of land
claims should be relaxed.

Glen Thomas, director-general of Land Affairs, said there was unanimous
support for the move. But he warned that "dire consequences" could result if
the government accepted the recommendation.

"The most serious consequence would be inter-tribal land claims and that is
due to the history of our country. We would not like the process of
restitution to result in conflicts which might become bloody."

The director-general of Agriculture, Masiphula Mbongwa, said Land Affairs
Minister Thoko Didiza's view was that restitution could be achieved through
other programmes.

Thomas said the call for the reopening of the restitution process was
motivated by land hunger.

He said that because of the sensitivity of the issue, there would be
post-summit discussions in Parliament and further discussions with all
interested parties.

The summit also adopted a recommendations that urged the government to
expropriate unused and foreign-owned land, as well as land belonging to
"abusive" farmers.

A resolution calling for a moratorium to be placed on foreign ownership of
land was taken.

The resolution comes ahead of this week's release of an explosive government
report on regulating foreign land ownership in South Africa.

The report, commissioned by Didiza a year ago, is expected to contain
hard-hitting recommendations.

The leader of the ministerial committee that produced the report, Professor
Shadrack Gutto, the head of Unisa's Centre for African Renaissance, said
that although his committee did not hold the view that foreign ownership
should be stopped completely, "it's clear from public hearings and the
reports from the provincial land summits that there should be some form of
regulation such as leasehold rather than absolute ownership".

Delegates were told that resolutions from the nine provincial land summits
supported the move for a moratorium on foreign land ownership.

The ministerial committee visited areas where people had reported that
foreigners had bought land and held provincial hearings to hear people's
views.

The committee also undertook to study trends in foreign ownership of land
around the world.

Didiza said there was a strong feeling among South Africans that the matter
of foreign ownership needed urgent attention. North West was most vocal in
its opposition to foreign ownership of land, with one of its resolutions
recommending that foreigners be barred from buying property in South Africa.

Delegates also overwhelmingly supported scrapping the "willing buyer,
willing seller" approach to settling land claims. But opposition from
commercial farmers meant the matter required further talks. The issue was
expected to be hotly debated today.

The five-day summit, which ends today, has heard many people complain that
the policy was slowing land reform, and that the market system favoured
farmers.

The government wants all land restitution claims settled within the next
three years and 30% of agricultural land to be delivered to the previously
disadvantaged by 2014.

By December 2004, only 3% of commercial farmland had been redistributed. -
Additional reporting by Sapa

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Boer ons na die verkeerde kant toe?

Do., 08 September 2005 13:09

Sommer 'n berig wat ek gister raakgeloop het
( http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1 766602,00.html).
Dit is jammer om te sien dat ons dalk nie so hot is as wat ons gedink het
nie, selfs met al die huidige hoopla oor die sterk ekonomie en ontwikkeling,
maar dis ook interessant om te sien wie voor in die koor is!

Die laaste paragraaf is wel waar, ek neem aan vorige statistieke is op basis
van 'n meerendeels wit bevolking geneem.

Basjan

Palestine beats SA on UN list

Sep 07 2005 04:48:39:150PM

South Africa is lower on the UN Development Programme's human development
index (HDI) than the Occupied Palestinian Territories.

Johannesburg - South Africa is lower on the UN Development Programme's human
development index (HDI) than the Occupied Palestinian Territories.

The UNDP's HDI measures achievement in terms of life expectancy, educational
attainment and adjusted real income.

South Africa is 120th on a list of 177 countries. Palestine is 102nd.

The report was released in New York at noon (South African time) on
Wednesday.

Journalists were briefed on its contents on Tuesday.

In Johannesburg, the UNDP resident representative in South Africa,
Scholastica Sylvan Kimaryo, said that Norway, Iceland and Australia occupied
the top three positions and Burkina Faso, Sierra Leone and Niger the bottom
three.

Of the 32 countries that scored lowest in the HDI, 30 were in Africa.

The two exceptions were Yemen and Haiti.

Development interventions

The HDI forms part of the UNDP's annual global human development report,
first issued in 1990.

Kimaryo described human development "as being more than just the commonly
used measures of economic success, such as gross domestic product, to
broaden (the definition of) development as being an expansion of freedoms
and a fulfilment of human rights.

"By bringing into focus issues of deprivation and inequality, human
development puts people - and among them the most deprived - at the centre
of development interventions.

"Embedded in the concept is a firm commitment to democracy, human rights,
participation and empowerment, and respect for the environment."

Commenting on the HDI, Kimaryo said it would be a "great mistake" to
identify the broad human development approach of the entire report "with the
use of this useful, but limited index".

"There are, of course, many variables of relevance to human development that
are not included in the HDI, which we acknowledge."

South Africa has fallen 35 places in the HDI rankings since 1990.

Statistician and report co-writer Claes Johannson said this was mainly the
result of the fall in life expectancy brought about by the HIV/Aids pandemic
and scholastic under-achievement.

On the positive side, inequality was decreasing, real income was up and
indications were that life expectancy was levelling out and would start
rising soon.

UNDP officials said South Africa's HDI fall was inevitable, taking into
account the manipulation of statistics by the apartheid system, which simply
ignored millions of residents on the fiction that they were citizens of some
notionally independent country.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 3 kommentare

" Anatomieles " deur LUCAS MALAN

Do., 08 September 2005 01:41

Anatomieles
Lucas Malan
("n Bark vir die ontheemdes" 1981)

Hier staan die mens; aanskou hom,
kyk hoe fyn die weefsel vou en plooi
in sening en kontoer van spier
en diep orgaan wat kwesbaar klop;

die soet verdubbeling van lob
en ledemaat - let op hoe skoon
maar taanbaar is die mond en oog;
alles welgevoeg en tóg begrens
deur dubbelmaat van hand en toon
en taai geheg aan breekbaarheid
die vertikale, bros geraamte

- dan, volmaak voltooi en afgerond,
die wilde soetvrug van verbasing:
ontoerekenbaar, sentraal, die skaamte.

Prosa & poësie | 4 kommentare

Swartmens "Loot"; witmens "Find"

Wo., 07 September 2005 22:06

Hier is nou een vir die joernaliste om oor kop te skut.

En dit was nie eers n bOER wat dit geskryf het nie!

Ai tog - dis maar n universele sonde.

http://www.juliusbergh.com/loot.jpg

Koeitjies & kalfies | 4 kommentare

Ettiene Botha

Wo., 07 September 2005 06:21

Blou Bul ster senter Ettiene Botha, het vanoggend gesterf in 'n motor
ongeluk. Die polisie ondersoek die voorval

Koeitjies & kalfies | 5 kommentare

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