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Hartlik welkom! Op hierdie webtuiste kan Afrikaanse mense lekker in hul eie taal kuier, lag en gesellig verkeer. Hier help ons mekaar, komplimenteer mekaar, trek mekaar se siele uit, vertel grappe en vang allerhande manewales aan. Lees asb ons aanhef en huisreëls om op dreef te kom.

Vertaling: Engels na Nederlands

Di., 14 Augustus 2001 10:12

Aan die Nederlanders van die nuusgroep

Kan julle asb. help met die vertaling van die volgende woorde van Engels na
Nederlands:

Mixed fruit
Peach
Apricot
Ingredients
Dried Apple
Rice flour coating
Natural Coloring
Natural Flavouring
Sulpher Dioxide
Present in dried fruit ingredients
Under supervision of the Rabbinic Court of Cape Town, South Africa
Cape Town
Bar Code
Low Fat
No Cholesterol
No sugar added
Nutritional information per 100g
Energy Protein
Carbohydrates
Vegetable fat
Sodium
Per Bar
Weight

Baie dankie

Shannon

Koeitjies & kalfies | 12 kommentare

Dilemma op die N1:

Di., 14 Augustus 2001 09:58

Vanoggend - na my daaglikse besoekie aan my gunsteling staatsinstansie - is
ek op pad terug Kaapstad toe.
Helse verkeerskonfyt.
En daar staan ek toe stil, reg langs 'n bordjie wat sê Stilhou Verbode - en
so 5 tree verder Maksimum spoed 120, Minimum Spoed 60.
'n Ondernemende verkeersman kon 'n lekker bonus verdien het;)))
Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Ode aan Danielle©

Di., 14 Augustus 2001 09:15

> Lou : Sy was dalk ook op die afrikaanse poslys ...

Danielle :Waarvan word "sy" nou alweer beskuldig, Lou? :-)

Rennie:
Op 'n poslys lank gelede, dit is baie waar
Ongelukkig reeds verby, ja dit is alles klaar
Ek het daar rondgedartel en lekker gekerjakker
Hulle het my toe ontmasker, word toe lelik wakker

Ek is Rennie Oster, eens Afrikaanse poslysrenoster
Maar toe word ek verban, 'n regte kuberdroster
Nou speel ek op die nuusgroep, lekker met Danielle
Wil vir haar al my stories in die mooiste rym vertel....

Sy praat van my as oulik en noem my wraggies Oom
Laat lou koppe oorverhit, kyk hoe staan die stoom
Tannie sê pasop, watch tog vir hierdie een....
Baklei die honde dalk oor 'n wit-oom-hoepelbeen?

Nou dink hulle Danielle was dalk ook op daai lys
Maar eintlik was dit Pop wat haar mooi gesig daar wys
Danielle is Danielle, so ken ons almal haar
Dié wat met haar sukkel, gaffel ek gou klaar

My stywe nosterhoring, dié staan vir julle reg
As ek op iets afstorm, hardloop al die diere weg
So watch out julle almal, ek sal julle kry
Werk mooi met Danielle, of jul sal daaronder ly. :-)

Koeitjies & kalfies | 3 kommentare

Die uitsig is maar sleg!!

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 17:46

Saterdagaand en die omie sit gemaklik agteroor om so 'n bietjie die
televisie te "surf".

Wat sou ek sien? 'n Amerikaner sit met sy kop onder 'n dame se rok en vreet
nugter alleen wat! Ek sit die TV so vinnig af as wat ek kon en staar met oë
so groot soos pierings vir 'n volle minuut na 'n niksseggende kolletjie teen
die muur. Ek kon nie glo wat ek gesien het nie!!

'n Week later, verlede Saterdagaand, kry ek genoeg moed om weer die TV aan
te skakel, en SO WRAGTIG hier is dieselfde ding aan die gang maar net in 'n
ander rolprent. Hierdie slag nog meer blatant!!

Weer gaan die TV af maar hierdie keer kan ek nie te lank na die nikseggende
kolletjie teen die muur kyk nie want ek moes na die toilet hardloop om my
negentien Rand se Debonair's Hawaiin Pizza te gaan download.

Is hierdie 'n nuwe trant met die sogenaamde Adult-movies?? Kan hulle nie 'n
ouderdomsbeperking op hierdie rolprente sit wat ou mense verbied om te kyk
nie? Het ek iets my hele lewe lank gemis, of wat?

Dit sal my miskien weer so 'n paar weke vat om te herstel maar volgende keer
is ek reg vir hulle: Ek sal op 'n veilige afstand van die TV staan met die
afstand beheer in een hand en my .38 Special in die ander. En ek sal seker
maak dat ek my negentien Rand se Debonaire's Hawaiin Pizza agterna geniet.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 7 kommentare

Die Mans-kinders

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 17:09

Ek dink die Mans-vent wat sy kinders vermoor het en sy vrou geterroriseer
het
moet 'n spesiale begrafnis kry. Sy karkas moet vir die varke gevoer word.

Dit laat 'n mens dink: Hoeveel vrouens is daar nog wat deur sulke varke
geterroriseer word? Hoeveel vrouens moet gedurig sulke dreigemente hoor van
hoe die kinders van haar weggeneem sal word of doodgeskiet word of wat ookal
en dan in vrees voor so 'n monster kruip om haar kinders se onthalwe?

Ek het een aand op 'n vrou afgekom wat se gesig pap geslaan is deur haar
man. Sy het my gesoebat om niks te doen nie want hy gaan haar en die
kinders "vrek skiet" as dit uitkom. Wat kan mens doen??

Koeitjies & kalfies | 18 kommentare

Gloudina, help asb!

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 15:23

Gloudina, jy klink na iemand wat die mense wie in- en uitgaan op die
groep fyn dophou. Nou wonder ek of jy meer kan vertel van oom Grahame.
Travel hy saam met Elaine? Of sien ek spoke?

Sy't so terloops ingeval deur te sê dat ons nog steeds oor al dieselfde
goed praat, en daar begin sy weer die kerk storie... Ek het tog al
laaskeer vir haar gesê sy moet anner kerk soek.

Ek's deurmekaar, en ek skinder nie, wil net tweede opinie hê.
____________________________________________________________ ___

Koeitjies & kalfies | 9 kommentare

HIV Statistiek

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 09:59

Ek wil net uitvind of iemand miskien die jongste statistiek het van mense
wat in SA HIV positief is, en wat die groei syfer is.

Groete
"Spook"

La vache qui rit est jolie.
(Laughing cows are pretty.)

Koeitjies & kalfies | 9 kommentare

Boerewors

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 07:31

http://www.biltongmakers.com/biltong17_boeries_recipes.html

Vanaf 'n ander nuusgroep - rec.sport.rugby-union gepos deur Peter B.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 2 kommentare

Leeu genetalie ens.

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 07:11

Goeie More Max

Is dit jou slegte week of het jy net nie lekker naweek gehou nie?

Ek dink nie dat ek enige individu aangeval het nie, maar as jy dit so
persoonlik voel is al daardie dinge seker op jou van toepassing.

Sou dit nie minder tyd opgeneem het om net 'n nuwe opskrif te begin
was se 'Ek hou niks van Liezl nie'? Op die manier sou jy nie nodig
gehad het om negatiewe goed te se gehad het op al wat 'n antwoord is
wat ek nog hierdie naweek geplaas het nie. O, dis strenggesproke nie
heel waar nie. Daar is een waarop jy nog nie iets te se gehad het nie.
Kom ons maak dit jou Maandagoggend uitdagingtjie ne.

Alle grappies op 'n stokkie. Ek geniet dit nie om met mense te baklei
nie en ek glo almal kan goed genoeg klaar kom as alby partye hard
genoeg daaraan werk. So kom ons se ek het nie bedoel om jou persoonlik
aan te val nie. Dit was bedoel as sosiale kommentaar. En as jy wil kan
ons oor begin en probeer nice wees met mekaar, maar as jy nie wil nie
moet ek net se dat jy nie noodwendig altyd so 'n mooi lang antwoord
sal terug kry nie, want ek mors nie gewoonlik my tyd met 'n onnodige
stryery nie.

Hier is die eerste kans om oor die weg te kom. Jou keuse.

Liezl

Koeitjies & kalfies | 5 kommentare

Daar is vanjaar 31 haai-aanvalle wêreldwyd aangeteken

Ma., 13 Augustus 2001 05:38

So daar is meer aanvalle deur bye as haaie, vir wat moet mens nou eintlik
bang wees, bytvisse of bye?

"Poseidon 55" skryf in boodskap news:oEGd7.4666$zg6.607016@news20.bellglobal.com...
>
> From: x
> Subject: Are shark attacks promoted by migrant chum? The Official Culture
> ofCowardice
> Date: Sunday, August 12, 2001 8:47 PM
>
> The interesting Miami Herald report below states:
>
>
> "There have been 31 shark attacks recorded worldwide this year by the
> International Shark Attack File. Sixteen of those took place off Florida."
>
>
> This can readily be taken to suggest that sharks become accustomed to
> feeding on the bodies of Cubans (and probably Haitians and Dominicans)
> lost at sea. Thus now most attacks occur in Florida. This also can be
> taken to suggest that the numbers of Cubans lost at see may well be as
> high as some reports suggest (30,000 or more so far) or about 700 a year
> on average. This equates to the present terrible rate of losses of Mexican
> migrants crossing the US boarder.
>
>
> Of course to some in this country it seems that migrants are less than
> human and do really not count. Not only that but we seem to be developing
> a terrible "Culture of Official Cowardice". Many believe now that police
> regulations are such that most US Police are officially encouraged to kill
> rather than think. And in the report below we see another horrible
> example: some life guards officially forbidden to aid shark attack
> victims.
>
>
> Courage and bravery are what keeps this great Nation free. Thus this
> "official culture of cowardice" must be ended. Police must have other
> options than shooting first and asking questions afterwards, life guards
> must be equipped and ready to fight sharks, the US Border Patrol must take
> steps to stop migrants dying of thirst in the SE deserts,
>
>
> US policy must be brave and courageous too. We need to oust dictators
> such as Castro who almost literally throw their own people to the sharks
> and thus have their drowned bodies serve as chum to bait sharks off
> Florida.
>
>
> "What comes around goes around," now innocent bathers in Florida would
> seem to be paying a very high price for cruelty unresolved "90 miles"
> away..
>
> Larry Daley
> Corvallis, OR
>
>
>
>
> Published Sunday, August 12, 2001
>
> Lifeguards leap in to shark controversy
> Some would attempt rescue, some not
> BY ANABELLE de GALE
> ade...@herald.com
>
> A highly publicized shark attack on a man in the Bahamas and the
> subsequent accusation that lifeguards didn't come to his aid have
> beachgoers and rescuers alike asking the question: Should lifeguards put
> their own lives in danger when someone under attack cries out for help?
>
> ``When you [hear a] scream for help and you're a lifeguard, you're
> supposed to get in there,'' Ave Maria Thompson told reporters after her
> husband, Krishna, was bitten by a shark last week. ``You're supposed to
> try to help.''
>
> Are you?
>
> Men and women from all over the nation competing in Miami Beach this
> weekend for the National Lifeguard Champion title were divided on the
> topic.
>
> ``There's no protocol. It's do what you can to save them, but protect
> yourself first, said 25-year-old Michael Carman, a Long Beach, N.Y.,
> lifeguard. ``It's not like we keep spear guns in the lifeguard tower. If
> there is a shark attacking, we could be attacked, too. Then what good are
> we to the person getting chomped on?''
>
> While regulations vary from county to county on how to handle an attack,
> no county requires lifeguards to put their safety at risk if there is
> still a shark in the water. They are trained to assess the situation, but
> there is no guidebook on how to wrestle off sharks.
>
> The bottom line, said Richard Colosi, a spokesman for the United States
> Lifesaving Association, is ``it's a judgment call. But I've yet to hear
> about a lifeguard being attacked by a shark during a rescue mission.
>
> Even still, lifeguards in Manhattan Beach near Los Angeles are prohibited
> from making a rescue while an attack is taking place. Instead, they are
> supposed to clear the water of bathers.
>
> ``We are not allowed to swim out during a shark attack,
said Craig
> Hummer, a lifeguard for 15 years who has played himself on the TV show
> Baywatch. ``You don't want a lifeguard swimming out there while a shark is
> out there.''
>
> Not everyone agrees.
>
> Tracy Cisek, a 29-year-old lifeguard from Mammouth County, N.J., believes
> it is her duty to make an attempt at a rescue, no matter what's in the
> water.
>
> ``You're not forced to, but if someone's out there screaming -- shark or
> no shark -- you've got to help them, she said.
>
> What all lifeguards do agree on is that sharks are not something they
> spend much time thinking about.
>
> ``Shark attacks happen so infrequently. You have a much better chance of
> drowning in a rip current,
Hummer said.
>
> There have been 31 shark attacks recorded worldwide this year by the
> International Shark Attack File. Sixteen of those took place off Florida.
>
> Krishna Thompson's attack in the Bahamas, which cost him a leg, came a
> month after 8-year-old Jesse Arbogast was grabbed by a bull shark off Gulf
> Islands National Seashore near Pensacola.
>
> His arm was torn off and leg torn open; surgeons managed to reattach the
> arm.
>
> Also recently, a 48-year-old man was bitten on the leg while surfing off
> the Florida Panhandle's Santa Rosa Island. That same day, an 18-year-old
> tourist was bitten by a three-foot shark while riding a boogie board off
> Amelia Island.
>
> ``People are shark crazy right now. But it's not any different than it's
> always been. There's just more hype, said Lendsay Meyers, 22, a New York
> lifeguard.
>
> U.S. lifeguards made 71,000-plus rescues last year, and 51 swimmers were
> attacked that year in American waters. Said Colosi: ``You do the math.

>

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