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Arabiere en ammunusie opleiding

Ma., 17 September 2001 07:35

Het julle net so terloops geweet hier is van die Arabiese weermag se manne
in SA besig om ammunusie opleiding te kry. Glo hoe om landmyne onskadelik te
maak en al daai tipe van dinge, en dit nogal by een van die grootste
ammunusie opslag plekke in Suid-Afrika. Ons land het wragtag nie meer 'n
weermag nie, vroeër sou so iets nie toegelaat word nie.

Ek weet nie is dit 'n goeie ding nie. Maar nou ja.

Groete
Spook

If you want to hide a secret from an enemy tell it not to a friend.

Veiligheid & wapens | 4 kommentare

Vertaling van 'n Sportberig:

So., 16 September 2001 10:10

In Inside Edge ( Sunday Times):
Toentertyd, toe Clive Rice nog krietketkaptein was van Transvaal, kon hulle
vir een wedsryd net 10 fikse spelers bymekaarskraap.
" Ek sal speel" sê 'n stem, en Clive kom toe agter dis 'n perd wat met hom
praat.
Clive sê toe aan die perd - Gaaf, ons is desperaat. Jy kan op no 11 inkom.
Die wedstryd word toe gespeel met die ongewone 11de speler ( is dit wettig
om te speel sonder 'n 12de man?) en Clive beland toe in die situasie - soos
menigmaal tevore - dat hy en die 11de speler ( die perd in die geval) moet
lopies aanteken vir die 10de paaltjie.
Clive vra toe dat die perd net die balle moet blok totdat die boulbeurt oor
is, sodat hy, Clive, kan aangaan om lopies aan te teken.
Die perd knip oog vir Clive, en gaan slaan toe 4-6-6-4-6 van die boulbeurt.
Grote Griet!! wens Clive die perd geluk - en stel voor dat hy wat Clive is,
met die volgende bal net 'n enkele lopie sal hardloop, sodat die perd kan
aangaan om die bouler se (krieket)balle wild en wakker te moker.
So gedaan, maar Clive word uitgehardloop omdat Perd nie eers 'n pging
aanwend om te hardloop nie.
Met die terugstap kleedkamer toe vra Clive vir die perd hoekom hy nie die
lopie gehardloop het nie.
Perd sê toe - As ek kon hardloop, sou ek nie krieket gespeel het nie.
Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

vraag van die dag!!!

So., 16 September 2001 09:41

Aan watse kant staan SA eintlik???

Rico

Koeitjies & kalfies | 14 kommentare

Wat 'n verrassing!

So., 16 September 2001 07:11

Verbeel jou hoe jy gaan voel as jy wegstap van 'n kompetisie soos Big
Brother en hoor wat die afgelope tyd gebeur het! Veral as jy die hele tyd
gedink het almal se aandag is net op jou daar binne gevestig.

'n Week of twee in mens se lewe kan nogal insiggewend wees.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Re: TERRORIST ACTIVITY INFORMATION

Sa., 15 September 2001 10:45

en jy
Reenen

Mustafa Naqib skryf in boodskap news:U1Jo7.94$QO1.43103@dfiatx1-snr1.gtei.net...
> ZIONISM should be on FBI's most wanted list, shouldn't it ?
>
> Mustafa Naqib
>

Koeitjies & kalfies | 26 kommentare

Nuus: Saterdag

Sa., 15 September 2001 05:14

Die Vrystaat, Natal en Transvaal wat moet warm kry kry nou 'n bietjie koud.
Die Sedoos hier het so kwaai gewaai hierdie jaar, dat dit die stormweer tot
daar onder in die hoëveld geblaas het - nou is dit hulle beurt om die
oortromings en ongerief te hanteer.
Onthou julle die goeie ou dae as WP en NTvl teen mekaar rugby gespeel het?
Die koerante was gewoonlik vanaf die vorige Dinsdag vol van bespiegelings en
opsweep en breg.
Nie meer deesdae nie - gisteraand net 'n vae piep hier in Argus.- seker
omdat die wedstryd in Pretoria is.
Annette

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Die Torings

Vr., 14 September 2001 10:19

Blykbaar beoog die Amerikaners om
die twee torings weer op te rig want
dit werk soos 'n bom.

DD

Koeitjies & kalfies | 32 kommentare

Mugabe tree af in SA

Vr., 14 September 2001 02:39

Is dit moontlik dat Mugabe kan oorweeg om in Suid-Afrika af te tree ?

Koeitjies & kalfies | 5 kommentare

Re: ....study of people 101.........

Vr., 14 September 2001 00:38

Go and get fuked....
`n Vlak vark sal nie eers teen jou karkas wil pis as ek met jou klaar is
nie.................
Tinus.

Mel skryf in boodskap news:9nrbal$12g$1@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net...
> "CheechWizard" wrote in message
> news:CFjm7.4205$5r.404148@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net.. .
>> after years of research, i have compiled a succinct and
>> accurated study of the various people of this planet...granted most are
>> generally useless....and pretty much fucked up, we still need to
> understand
>> the nature of their being and why they suck air. this course will
> include
>> many diverse populations and the many reasons why their countries should
> be
>> treated to a thermo-nuclear
>> explosion and turned into a parking lot. now class, in the next post you
>> will learn about africans. (worth 20 points).
> ^^^^^^
>
> misspelled AFRIKANERS!
>
> those worthless pieces of garbage... before we rid this world of
> ragheads.... we need to kill all those fucking useless stinking pieces of
> ratfilth that call themselves BOERE...
>
> Right now that's the only thing going in Mugabe's favour... that he hates
> those AFRIKAANS speaking pieces of shit which infest his farms...
>
> --
> Smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
>

Koeitjies & kalfies | 11 kommentare

Hoax e-mail

Do., 13 September 2001 14:44

Ek het hierdie stukke van Worldonline af gekry oor die hoax.

Groete
Spook
"Organization is the enemy of improvisation."

SA govt dismisses phoney 'CNN news flash'

[Johannesburg, September 13 ] - The South African government on Thursday
dismissed as "psychological and financial terrorism" an e-mail purporting to
contain a CNN article which claims South Africans were behind Tuesday's
terror attacks in the United States.
Government spokesman, Joel Netshitenzhe, said in a statement that the
message "is simply and utterly a hoax".

The e-mail features several grammatical errors, while the word boycott was
spelt in Afrikaans and Libya was misspelt.

It claimed that US Secretary of State Colin Powell had hinted that the South
African government itself could be involved in the spate of attacks.

It also alleged that video footage at the airport "revealed that at least
three South Africans boarded each fatal plane".

"The subject is still under investigation but sources believe that it has a
strong link to the recent US boikot (sic) of the racism conference held in
the South African city of Durban," the e-mail read.

"CNN information sources disclose to CNN that some of the masterminds might
be in hideaway in South Africa. Strong links has (sic) also been made
between SA and Lybia (sic)."

Netshitenzhe said South African intelligence agencies had contacted their US
counterparts and confirmed that no such statements were made.

"The South African government hopes that the media, both here and abroad,
will handle this piece of psychological and financial terrorism with the
contempt it deserves," he said.

"It should be expected that people with depraved minds might wish to take
advantage of such developments to achieve their own wicked intentions."

Netshitenzhe added that the e-mail was authored "before any statements on
the investigations had been issued by the US government".
[Sapa ]

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