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> "The Return Of GP" wrote in message
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> : "The Return of Mel" wrote in message
> : news:ro4t9vg6u7c9rei6aunnb85ol3gpj9kqcr@4ax.com...
> : > On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 01:20:53 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > message :
> : > >Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:22:12 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >until The Return of Mel wrote:
> : > >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 03:14:08 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > >>message :
> : > >>>Wed, 16 Apr 2003 00:53:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >>>until The Return of Mel wrote:
> : > >>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 18:31:09 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > >>>>message :
> : > >>>>>Tue, 15 Apr 2003 17:06:40 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >>>>>until Uwe Ziegenhagen wrote:
> : > >>>>>>Hello folks,
> : > >>>>>>I am looking for cartoons with the famous iraqi information minister
> : > >>>>>>Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf.
> : > >>>>>>I saw one showing him telling the reporters "no americans here"
> : while
> : > >>>>>>several GIs showd "Hi mom" sign behind him. Anyone knows where to
> : find
> : > >>>>>>this?
> : > >>>>>>Uwe
> : > >>>>>Try Baghdad.
> : > >>>>he's German. they can't go there. in fact he prolly is already
> : breaking his
> : > >>>>country's laws just for posting about Iraq.
> : > >>>>oh to be free as a German!
> : > >>>Maybe he outta try Paris.
> : > >>it's so passe.
> : > >Well, it will be when we're done bombing.
> : >
> : > Mugabe told Bush to go to hell. I think that deserves a nuclear response.
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> : why don't you just blow it out your fat faggot ass fag boy.
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> Cause Drool's head is in the way
you really love that don't you kiwi
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No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck. Perhaps you should check
with...
Ask me if I give a fuck. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with
that project.
What the fuck? Interesting.
Fuck it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can
implement this.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that I'll try to schedule that.
sooner?
When the fuck do you expect me I can work late.
to do this?
Who the fuck cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?
He's get his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
problem.
Eat shit! You don't say.
Eat shit and die. Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?
What the fuck do they want from my life? They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help
with it?
Fuck it, I'm on salary. I don't think you
understand.
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died & made you the boss? You want me to take care of
this?
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.
I really don't give a shit. I don't think it will
be a problem.
He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat
insensitive.
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive
go-getter.
You don't know what the I love you're doing. I think you could use more
training.
This place is all fucked up. We're a little disorganized
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> : > or take all his money, pop his eyes out and skull fuck him.
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> : i'm suprized you're not doing it yourself fag boy.
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> :
> : Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are
> : you doin?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says,
> : "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
> : milkman filled her this morning."
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> : > smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
> : > time to put out the trash. the euro trash.
> :
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Rugby: Rassie Erasmus is van die Vrystaat af nadergesleep om rigting en
leiding aan die Stormers te kom gee. Krige kan vir ses weke nie speel nie,
en blykbaar is daar geen ander speler hier wat die leiding kan neem nie.
Litnet - blykbaar is Anton Goosen op die webwerf deur 'n annonieme musikant
uitgekryt vir al wat sleg is. Jammer dat hy nie sy naam wou skryf om meer
gesag aan sy mening te gee nie - ant ek is seker van dit is waar,
Willem de Klerk - In die hofsaak is sy naam genoem, oa dat hy gereeld,
sonder sy ma se goedkeuring, van haar woonstel gebruik gemaak het tydens
haar afwesigheid. Wat dit met die moord te doen het weet ek nie. Wat wel
uitgekom het is dat hy besope by die woonstel na die moord opgedaag het, en
toegang ge-eis het. Toe dit nie toegelaat is nie, is hy vort, en het later
met 'n prokureur daar opgedaag om toelating te kry. Dit was nog steeds
geweier.
Hy is nou getroud, en het 'n kind wat Marike genoem word.
Nuwe vroulief word deur haar eie familie verwerp omdat sy van die Moslem
geloof afstand gedoen het, en sy en hul dogtertjie is verlede Sondag gedoop.
Het iemand miskien vir my `n ordentlike adresboek waar ek geboortedatums, e-pos ens. kan invul.
Die ding moet as dit moontlik is `n boodskap gee op `n dag wat iemand verjaar sodra ek my rekenaar aanskakel of het Win 98 so iets waarvan ek nie weet nie.
Groete
Frikkie
Ps: antwoord na rsa...@intekom.co.za asb.
Naand almal,
Maggies eks skaars terug en hier waai die hare alweer en daar word Poliste /
authorities toe gehardloop.
Dis `n land waar jy mag sê wat jy wil jong. "Kill the farmer...Kill the Boer
was dan nie haatspraak nie en so by the way..
EK wil my vrou elke dag vermoor en ek glo dieselfde van haar kant af...Haha
Groete
Boertjie Frikkedel...
Ps: Gloudina, ek glo elk geval nie dat jy iets gaan regkry met die ouens by
Yahoo nie.
Ouens sluit daar aan met enige besonderhede soos die nigerians met hulle 911
en dan is hulle weg.
Dieselfde met die ouens wat die adult sites so adverteer en spam. Hulle kry
net `n adres uit en dan is hulle ook weg.
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> The Return Of GP wrote:
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>> "The Return of Mel"
> "Jim P"
> I am giving all of you guys 24
> hours to clear out of the Afrikaans
> newsgroup. Then I am reporting you
> to the authorities. You have used
> the words "rape" and "kill" too often
> associated with the mention of women.
> There are laws against this kind of
> thing in South Africa now.
Beer jaag vir hasie deur die woud eendag toe hasie oor 'n magic lamp trip en
daar 'n genie uitkom
die se toe: "ek sal julle altwee drie wense gee omdat julle my bevry het."
Beer maak sy eerste wens en se: "ek wens al die bere in die woud was
vroulik" so gese so gemaak. Hasie se toe: "ek soek 'n valhelm" beer lag net
maar dit gebeur toe. Beer maak sy tweede wens en se: "ek wens al die bere in
die wereld was vroulik".Hasie wens weer: "ek soek 'n motorfiets" Beer lag
net vir hasie.
Beer maak sy laaste wens: "ek wens dat al die vroulike bere in die wereld my
onweerstaanbaar sal vind." Hasie spring toe op sy motorfiets en jaag weg en
so met die wegjaag skree hy: "Ek wens beer was gay!" :)
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