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Hartlik welkom! Op hierdie webtuiste kan Afrikaanse mense lekker in hul eie taal kuier, lag en gesellig verkeer. Hier help ons mekaar, komplimenteer mekaar, trek mekaar se siele uit, vertel grappe en vang allerhande manewales aan. Lees asb ons aanhef en huisreëls om op dreef te kom.

leendert

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 14:45

Is die mense daar in Woodlands nie al gatvol vir jou nie?
Ek hoor jy al weer van die waterkar af. Is dit waar?

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Re: Come on "Westie" dog

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 13:27

"Dorian West" skryf in boodskap news:40c01112$0$3032$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> Krapfoil fare you an Afrikaans???

Westie Doggie, Yap yap yappie yap, are you an Illiterate ?

I think you'll find there is no such thing as "an Afrikaans" you dumb son of
an illegitimate goat-herd

*Afrikaans* is a language NOT a nation of peoples so your dumb question to a
Chinaman would have been "(f)Are you an Mandarin ?"

Mwahahahahahahahar

Your dumb question to a Fillipino would have been "(f)Are you an Tagalog ?"

*ROTFLOL*

> Well, well, well, a gookfucking
> Afrikaans -

Let me help you thickie, you need to call me an AFRIKAANER or simply a
"South African" you dumb, ignorant twat you

*LMFAOAY*

> you've probably got Nigra blood in you as all those dopes have.

What on EARTH are you muttering now bwoy ? are you suggesting that Every
White South African has Black blood ? is that it, my little GIMPY chum ?

Let's find ou shall we, just so as my Afrikaaner bretheren know where to
respond I'll post your contact details below shall I ?

http://www.birtles.com/bsg.html

http://www.sci-sonic.com/

http://www.birtlesshorrockgoble.com/meettheband.html

http://66.165.68.97/sci-sonic/contact/contact.htm

> When are you coming down under? In 2032? That's when you can afford to
with

How many more times? in AUGUST "Westie" dog, that's not the next month it
comes AFTER that one

> your 3GBP ph.
>

I think you need to familiarise yourself with the current minimum wage in
the UK bwoy, then you can re-read all my posts where I mention the facts
that my Father owns more land in Australia than you can shake a stick at and
*jobs* are for wage-slaves like you

Good Day little "Westie" dog

See you in August I hope !

PS Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai, Jou
fokken poesneus

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Re: Haai shame

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 11:28

Hoe desperaat kón 'n mens raak? Wat van die troep wat doerie jare op die
grens 'n 80-jarige Owambovrou by 'n omuramba voorgelê het en verkrag het?

"Spencer" skryf in boodskap news:AiYvc.265$GB4.7585@news.xtra.co.nz...
> LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his
> wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
>
> The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to
> investigate a noise.
>
>
> "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman
> said.
>
>
> The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka,
> killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
>
>
> The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
>
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573& ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc
>
> It's finger licking good - arme hoender.
>

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Oom Kallie en Tant Anna

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 08:32

Oom Kallie en Tant Anna ry in New York toe 'n huurmotor langs hulle stop.

Bestuurder : "Good morning!"
Tant Anna : "Pappa, wat sê hy?"
Oom Kallie: "Ag, hy sê sommer hallo."
Hulle ignoreer die taxibestuurder heeltemal.
Bestuurder: "Hey, where you from?"
Tant Anna: "Pappa, wat sê die man?"
Oom Kallie: "Ag, hy vra sommer waarvandaan ons kom. South Africa."
Bestuurder: "Hey, I've been to South Africa and I had the worst
sex there ever!"
Tant Anna "Pappa, wat sê hy?"
Oom Kallie: "Hy sê hy ken jou!"

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Niemand se niks

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 06:24

Niemand se dan nou niks oor dit wit ou wat sy famielie en moontlik nog ander
vriende uitgewis het nie. Was dit nou 'n swart of 'n bruin ou dan sal
Frikkie dit wyd en suid geplaas het.

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Grootste Suid-Afrikaners

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 05:12

RSG en die ander stasies het nou 'n kompetisie aan waarin die "grootste
Suid-Afrikaner" aangewys moet word.
Ek weet Jimmy Abbot was taamlik groot . Jan Wilkens was ook baie groot. O Ek
weet!! Ons Dieetkoning van die Vrystaat - Kareltjie!

--
Annette

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Snaakse Droom

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 05:06

Ek droom laasnag Onse Prez maak 'n toespraak met 'n kaal bolyf.
--
Annette

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Rugby

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 05:05

As ons nog twee oefenwedstryde gespeel het voordat die span gekies word, dan
sou net 'n kwart van die oorspronklike oefengroep beskikbaar gewees het om
in die Springbokspan te speel:)
--
Annette

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Ongewone Uitslag

Vr, 04 Junie 2004 05:03

Om 'n eeue oue geskil op te los wie die vinnigste is, is daar in Engeland
oor 400 meter 'n resies beslis tussen 'n 4-jarige resiesperd, en 'n 6-jarige
afgetrede resies-windhond. Die perd was die algehele gunsteling by Hills. Na
'n groot bord " bangers and mash" vir ontbyt ( want dit is wat hy van hou)
het die hond toe die perd met 4 (perde) lengtes gewen,
--
Annette

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