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Afrikaanse Spelling

Vr., 02 Maart 2007 06:32

Ek het 'n gratis speller wat baie maklik aan Microsoft Word gekoppel kan
word. As iemand 'n plek het waar ek hom kan download sal ek dit so spoedig
moontlik doen

Tot tyd en wyl, sal almal wat deesdae so ewe skielik op die "jou spelling is
kak" ossewa geklim het, asb

a. Aanmeld by Soois se apteek vir 'n jaar se voorraad Prozac's
b. Ophou om die ander persoon se spelling te gebruik as verskoning vir
jou onvermoe en afwesigheid van die nodige grysstof tussen jou ore om op 'n
plasing te reageer

Rekenaars & selfone | 20 kommentare

Fake Riaan

Vr., 02 Maart 2007 06:13

Hallo Almal

Ek sien hier is 'n persoon wat ook onder die naam Riaan skrywes plaas. Hy
pos vanaf http://Groups.Google.com af.

Ek weet nie wie die ou is nie, maar as julle ENIGE plasing van 'n Riaan af
kry wat nie vanaf IS kom nie dan is dit 'n fake.

Die REGTE Riaan

Koeitjies & kalfies | 28 kommentare

FW se Mbeki en Mugabe is Cool

Do., 01 Maart 2007 19:54

Op watse drugs is FW de klek , ek soek ook van sy drugs vir my ma!!!

Former South African President FW de Klerk defended President Thabo
Mbeki's stance on Zimbabwe when he delivered a lecture on Africa at
the University of Pretoria yesterday. Answering questions, De Klerk
said while Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe presided over a dwindling
economy, "South Africa has taken the right stance on Zimbabwe. ~ but
South Africa is left?

"We cannot just send an army into Zimbabwe because we think Zimbabwe
is undemocratic. The only way to solve any conflict is through
negotiation and dialogue. We cannot be involved in a country without
the wishes of that country." ~ simplistic, coming from a confused
wannabee liberal ex-lawyer like you FW?

President Thabo Mbeki has come under increasing criticism from the
media and opposition parties for his "quiet diplomacy" approach to
Zimbabwe. De Klerk praised Mbeki on his "tireless" efforts to promote
peace in Africa, saying considerable progress had been made. ~ like
two peas in a pod, one a failed libby ex-Prez, the other a failed
racist pathological-liar current-Prez.

"The devastating wars in Angola and Mozambique have ended. Fragile
peace has returned to the Congo and Southern Sudan. ~ and the
devastating Azanian war?

"Nevertheless warfare, hostilities and tension persist in too many
areas, most notably in Darfur. However, in all these areas the African
Union - strongly supported by South Africa - continues to work
tirelessly to find peaceful solutions." ~ but surely you meant work
greedily to plunder, to stuff their frigging pockets?

De Klerk called for the former colonisers of Africa to help in every
way to end conflicts, alleviate poverty, tyranny and relieve countries
of their debt. ~ gad must be mad.
---
Question for FW: What's loud, obnoxious, stupid ~ and has a tendency
towards violence?

http://southafricasucks.blogspot.com/index.html
# posted by marwinsing @ 2:12 AM

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

De la Rey geslag

Do., 01 Maart 2007 07:47

Ek beskou myself, soos Henry Higgins, as 'a very gentle man'.

Tog het 'n artikel gister in ons plaaslike koerant my bloed laat kook.
Die artikel is geskryf deur 'n Afrikaner wat gereeld bydraes instuur,
maar die keer het hy, na my mening, sy hand oorspeel. Hy teken 'n
wilde karikatuur van die Afrikaner, wat seker sy pelle sal plesier,
maar wat erg onbillik is.

Ek sê nie ons is kiemvry nie - ek voel net hierdie ou het sy gehoor
probeer plesier ten koste van sy eie mense.

Lees wat sê hy, nadat hy eers die geskiedenis van die lied so 'n
bietjie beskryf het:

I had to take a flight to the O R Tambo airport, hire a Fiat Palio,
get lost in downtown Johannesburg and drive through Potchefstroom to
Klerksdorp in the North-West Province to meet the youngsters who now
so proudly support De la Rey.
It was a wedding on a game lodge with a Sotho name in the old Western
Transvaal. At midnight the song rang out: "De la Rey . . . De la
Rey . . . Sal jy die Boere kom lei?" ("De la Rey . . . Will you come
and lead the Boers?") Each one of them stood to attention and sang the
song with more conviction than the Boks could ever muster for Nkosi
Sikelel' iAfrika seconds before taking on the All Blacks.
I couldn't help but think: "These De la Rey people? Where the hell did
they suddenly come from? How could I - an Afrikaner to the barest of
my bones - have missed them until now?"
I did national service in the '80s on instruction of the apartheid
government. I have to this day to deal with guilt about it and I will
most probably eat humble pie for the rest of my life for growing up in
an apartheid state.
But these De la Rey people are arrogant, defiant, racist and just
plain stupid.
They came from De Aar, Waterkloof, Stellenbosch, Mossel Bay and London
to be there. They were fascinated by four canned rhinos posing in the
background for the wedding pictures and thought the lions in the eight
square metre cages were the best things since the invention of
cellphones.
Each one brought a pretty girl or handsome boy, depending on their
sex, but not always in sync with their true sexual orientation.
They loved the happy clappy pastor who, incidentally, did not preach
from the Bible but from his own personal self-indulged experience of
his own perception of the world.
After hearing for the umpteenth time that he loved his 20-year old
fiancee just as much as God loved him, they all drank too much and
puked in their smart cars which are still registered in their fathers'
names. And the next day when they got lost on the Gauteng freeways
back to the O R Tambo they phoned mother dear who had been drinking
semi-sweet white wine (with ice) since 9am.
The De la Rey generation is also lost. Its members left the church
they grew up in, went overseas for a gap year, used cocaine and had
unprotected sex with foreign partners the guys now unashamedly call
slette (sluts). They became part of a grey world where right and wrong
became liquidised.
When they came back from a world without parent and rules, they found
cushy jobs in companies their fathers and uncles had built up during
the apartheid years.
They bought double cab bakkies, hired loft apartments behind electric
security fencing, learnt to drink copious amounts of brandy and Coke,
and only talk about money, more money, DStv, brand names and big
houses.
In their post-apartheid equal opportunity homeland they suddenly feel
the urge to live in a black and white world with right, wrong, left,
right and no quota systems in their favourite pastime: rugby on TV.
They desperately all want to get married as soon as possible and they
all want to join happy churches where everybody hugs each other all
the time and the pastors crack reassuring jokes before they baptise
hundreds of fresh white babies born in private hospitals.
Most of all they need a leader of their own race, language and beliefs
to lead them somewhere - but there are none.
Maybe that is why they have to latch on to someone who was shot in
1914 in order to find a symbol of hope.
If we take into account that songwriter Sean Else originally thought
about using generals Christiaan de Wet, Piet Cronje or Louis Botha for
his song, but found De Wet, Cronje and Botha didn't really rhyme with
anything, it spells out the irony of these young lost Afrikaners' new-
found hero of hope.


So 'n drol.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 62 kommentare

Generaal De La Rey.

Di., 27 Februarie 2007 06:51

Generaal De La Rey.

Edward Longshanks het met meer as 4 000 troepe Suid Afrika toe gekom om die
Boere op te fok.. By die Slagveld gekom sien hy doer in die verte op n
koppie staan, n figuur met blonde hare, kortbroek aan met n kam in sy kous.
"Rooinek !" skree die Boer op die koppie. "Kom hier jou Engelse moer ! I
will gives you one helluva gatskop !"
Edward draai om na sy bevelvoerder en sê: "Take 20 men and deal with that
Boer upstart !"

Die bevelvoerder stuur 20 man om die Boer te gaan soek.
Tien minute later staan die Boer weer op die koppie. "You English donner !
Stuur the rest of your Rooinekke. I will fok them almal op !"
Edward raak nou ietwat geirriteerd en sê vir die bevelvoerder: "Take 100 men
and kill that little guttersnipe !"

Die bevelvoerder stuur 100 man oor die koppie.
n Rukkie later staan die Boer so waar as wragtig weer op die randjie en
skree: "Hey, you soutpiel ! Jou ma se moer ! I is just warming up ! Come
moer me dik, as jy kan !"

Toe verloor Edward kop en stuur 400 troepe om die Boer dood te maak.
Tien minute later staan die Boer weer daar. Sy klere is geskeur en sy hare
staan wild. Dis net snot, bloed en Klipdrif. Weer skree hy: "Is dat de best
you can do ? You bloody vrot pommies ! Come on, come souties ! Kom klap me
stukkend !"

Rooi in die gesig sê Edward vir die bevelvoerder: "Take the rest of the men
and don't come back until you have killed him !"
Vyf minute later kom een van die troepe al gillende en vol bloed oor die
randjie gestorm: " Sir, Sir ! skree hy, It's a trap ! There are two of them
!"

Humor & grappe | 0 kommentare

Herrese uit die dood

Ma., 26 Februarie 2007 17:48

Gelezen op een nieuwsbrief:

Mandela: Herrese uit die dood, of besig met `n spel?

Dit is Maandag 26 Februarie 2007 en daar is tans heelwat verwarring rakende die gebeure van die afgelope twee weke. Daar kan twee moontlike verklarings wees vir die skielike "skynbare" verskyning van Mandela:

Die foto's in Rapport van Sondag 25/2 is ou foto`s en die berig is vals.
Die foto`s in Rapport 25/02 is eg en Mandela is lewendig en gesond, veral as mens kyk dat hy Winnie se verjaardagpartytjie gisteraand bygewoon het.
Ons sal konsentreer op die tweede scenario, aangesien die verskyning voor soveel mense op `n partytjie, nie maklik vervals sou kon word nie. Die vrae wat egter gevra word, is die volgende:

Waar was Mandela vir twee weke lank, terwyl die land se blankes byna in `n massa-histerie was en sommige swartes in `n massa-euforie oor sy "dood"?
Waarom is die weermag, Nasionale Intelligensie en lugmag op 24h bystand geplaas na die berig oor sy dood?
Waarom is vals inligting versprei rakende sy siektetoestand, na blanke weermaglede, polisielede, en medici wat na aan Mandela is?
Waarom was Zelda le Grange nie saam met Mandela in Mosambiek nie.
Waarom was daar geen weermagvlug geskeduleer na Maputo gedurende hierdie tyd nie?

Koeitjies & kalfies | 8 kommentare

Re: NSAPF -Crime rate goes ballistic

Ma., 26 Februarie 2007 13:49

"Vuur" skryf

> Ok it happened again, I met another South African , former policeman
> and I asked him what's going on in the Police force.

As jy nie ophou om in Engels te skryf
nie, gaan ek jou verkla. Jy is erger as
Laudahn op hierdie nuusgroep. Het jy
nie 'n dayjob nie?

Tant Hessie van die Agterste van Helsdingens

Koeitjies & kalfies | 47 kommentare

Re: Mbeki= Mugabe

Ma., 26 Februarie 2007 08:12

dalk is ek , maar watter afrikaner is nie regs of koserwatief nie?

On Feb 26, 11:00 am, Ferdi Greyling wrote:
> Vuurvreter he? Klink vintage rightwinger.
>
> On 25 Feb 2007 09:54:37 -0800, "Vuur" wrote:
>
>
>
>> It just struck me that there is no difference between Mbeki and
>> Mugabe's policies .
>
>> Mugabe is been out to annex land , Mbeki is annexing Job's and wealth
>> through AA and BEE.
>
>> Nobody has given it a name yet , but that is why saffies are so
>> unhappy but don't know what to do since they know something is wrong .- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Koeitjies & kalfies | 7 kommentare

Re: Good Safety Tips

Vr., 23 Februarie 2007 04:35

On Feb 23, 1:22 am, "Moira de Swardt" wrote:
> "Agnes" wrote in message
>> The best prevention against AIDS: do not have sex.
>> The best precaution against abduction: do not leave your home.
>> The best way against verbal abuse: do not post.
>
> Agnes, your words are taken from a perspective of a woman living in
> a country where it is likely that she'll be left to do whatever she
> wants to do. South Africans don't necessarily have that luxury.
> The chances are good (in this case "good" means the chances are
> actually very high, which is bad) that South Africans will be
> victims of crime. Our homes are also being targeted. Women (and
> sometimes men) are raped. Most South Africans do not take these
> things lightly. Verbal abuse on newsgroups is not desirable, but it
> tends to leave people physically whole and alive, and for most of
> us, fairly unconcerned about what some "idiotic" stranger thinks of
> us (and anyone who disagrees with "us" is obviously idiotic).
>
> --
> Moira de Swardt posting from Johannesburg, South Africa
> Remove the dot in my address to find me at home.

Mooi , sit hom op sy plek

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Die muur

Do., 22 Februarie 2007 20:38

ek het by 'n vorige huis 'n hoë muur om my huis laat bou,
en dit was 'n hele paar jaar gelede. Ek kan nie onthou
wat die koste daarvan was nie, maar ek twyfel of dit
selfs naby 90 miljoen was

Koeitjies & kalfies | 24 kommentare

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