This is a great country because
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance
company even pays for it.
4. You can experience %@% service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at
rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show;
how angry they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone
(without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up,
read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while
driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in
the most dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for
your house.
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without
being called.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate
is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary
you've just reported.
16. When a murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2
years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when
they are burgled
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
Gister sit ek enkele foto's op my tuisweb met my ftp - en toe kry ek 'n
wormvirus binne. Dis die W32.Blaster.Worm en dit val die Windows-sisteme :
NT 4.0, 2000, XP en Server 2003 aan.
As jy jou rekenaar opstart dan kry jy die melding dat die 'Remote Procedure
Call' nie kan verbind word nie en die opstart word gestop. Jou rekenaar
her-start dus sonder ophou.
Ek het die hele oggend tot vanmiddag aan die ding gewerk ! Gelukkig het my
man ook 'n internetverbinding en so het ek die oplossing gekry.
Ek het nou al die nuuste Windows patches geïnstalleer en ook my Norton
geupdate. Ek gaan dit nou meer reëlmatig doen, want 'n virus kan jou sommer
uit die lug val sonder dat jy dit besef !
Hier in Noord-Europa bak ons in 'n hittegolf - en dis nogal erg want hier is
die huise teen koue gebou en nie teen hitte nie :-) Moet seker nie kla nie,
eersdaags het ons seker weer sneeu.... Oor weer gepraat, spaar die storms
jou tuin darem die afgelope tyd Katryn?
Lorinda, onthou jy nog hierdie gesprek van ons? Wel, na gisteraand se
uitlating van ou Arnie op Jay Leno ('n Late Night talk show) is die
spreekoordelike vet nou letterlik in die vuur. :-))
Ons koerante en TV stasies praat heeldag hieroor. Uit die AJC
(koerant)
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Thursday at NBC
Studios, was introduced to the audience by Leno, his friend and fellow
Republican, as "the next governor from the great state of California.
During "The Tonight Show" taping, Leno suggested campaign slogans for
the Austrian-accented actor as "Who better to represent a state where
no one speaks English?" and "Not a good enough actor to fool you on
taxes."
Schwarzenegger told Leno he is traveling to Iraq over the Fourth of
July to screen his movie for U.S. troops.
"There is no money over there. There's no leadership -- pretty much
like California," he said."
:-)))
Hierdie hele ding was sorgvuldig voorberei en gekook deur die Repugs
al vir maande. Nou sal ons maar sien...:-)
Katryn wrote:
> "Lorinda" wrote:
>
>> Katryn, wat is die kanse dat Arnold Schwarzenegger 'n verkiesing in
>> California kan wen:-)? Ek het gelees dat hy dalk 'n kandidaat sal wees as
>> hulle daarin slaag om van Gray Davis ontslae te raak.
>
> Ja, CA is omtrent in 'n gemors op die oomblik - polities sowel as
> finansieel.
> Ja, hy staan nogal 'n kans - hoe weird dit nou ookal mag klink. :-)
> Die gung-ho FOX netwerk (Sky daar by julle?) - elkgeval ou Murdoch se
> netwerk maak gebruik van al hulle TV stasies om ou Arnie te promoveer.
> En soos jy weet is televisie seker een van die magtigste wapens om
> opinie mee aan te dryf.
> Hy het ook al die regte konneksies. En hey Hollywood het dan al
> presidente opgelewer, so moenie te verbaas wees nie. :-)
>
Het ek julle al gesê dat my favourite (jammer oor die woord maar
geliefkoosde klink nie reg nie:-) sokker span hier "Brighton and Hove
Albion" is... Hulle word ook die Seagulls genoem.....
Watter span ondersteun jy nou weer Katryn (in baseball)?
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