Was toe weer gister die slagoffer van 'n inbraak. Het toevallig toe gister
ook die selfoon by die huis vergeet en is dié nou kwyt plus baie ander
kosbaarhede.
My punt - kan iemand onthou hoe 'n mens die selfoon kan blokkeer (ek het
daardie lang nommer op die selfoon wat mens daarvoor nodig het)? Ek verstaan
MTN doen dit darem nog.
Van www.theregister.co.uk
____________________________________
Nigerian 419: White farmers up the ante
By Lester Haines
Posted: 11/09/2002 at 09:58 GMT
It's all go on the 419 fraud front this week as the latest email
circular breaks all previous records of riches beyond the wildest
dreams of avarice. Not to outdone by the Nigerians, the white
Zimbabwean farmers have rustled up an impressive $46 million dollars
for immediate transfer to an honest and trustworthy partner abroad.
Their contact man is Max Crawford - a good, solid Anglo name to be
sure - although Max seems to have learnt his English in downtown
Lagos. Still, let's give him the benefit of the doubt. It can't be
easy spamming half of the western world while enraged war veterans are
firing AK47s through your office window. Yup, this one looks legit
alright:
Dear Sir,
I am Max Crawford, the secretary of Commercial farmers Union (CFU) OF
Zimbabwe. After the last general elections in my country where the
incumbent president Mr. Robert Mugabe won the presidential election,
the government has adopted a very aggressive land reforms programme.
This programme is solely aimed at taking the land owned by white
African farmers for redistribution to black Africans. This programme
has attracted worldwide condemnation from world leaders including
British Prime Minister, Mr.Tony Blair and also forced several white
farmers to flee the country for fear of victimization and physical
abuse.
A Few weeks ago, our headquarters in Harare was attacked and looted by
black protesters and in the process burnt down the whole building.
Fortunately, they did not get access to the huge funds kept in the
strong room which belong to the co-operation. This cash was kept at
the secretariat rather than in the bank for fear of seizure by the
government.
Now I have the funds in my possession and would need to get it
Invested in a viable business venture in Europe. The cash in question
is US$46Million dollars.
Once I can get your commitment and sincerity of investing this fund on
our behalf then I would proceed to get the funds freighted to Europe,
where you would be required to pick it up for investment for us.
You do not have anything to worry about as I would undertake all
Charges involved in freighting the funds to Europe, and the business
proposal is 100% legal and risk free.
You would be adequately compensated for all your effort once we Have
gotten the funds to Europe. Please get back to me if you can be of
assistance and I would want our correspondence to be via email as most
phone lines of white farmers are bugged by the government. Please
reply to the following email addresses. William Hamilton ESQ
(PRESIDENT CFU ZIMBABWE)
william...@eircom.net
williamh...@lycos.com
I expect 100% confidentiality and your prompt response to this mail so
as to proceed.
Kind regards,
Max Crawford.
So, there you go - a swift few million bucks just for helping a few
beleaguered cattle-ranchers get their rightful wedge out of Zimbabwe.
Can't be bad. Alternatively, for a entirely risk-free £14, you could
kit yourself out in one of the few remaining Reg Nigerian 419
t-shirts. We can't promise you'll get rich quick, but your cup of
admiring glances will certainly runneth over.®
Bootnote
Thanks to spamee Dean Varney for alerting us as to this quality
business opportunity.
"Later het die heerser van Holland besluit dat dit veel beter sou wees
as die Kaap van Goeie Hoop aan iemand behoort wat daarna kyk, in plaas
van aan die Hottentotte, wat geen vinger verroer om dit te verbeter
nie. Daarom het hy 'n baie bekwame en goeie man, Jan van Riebeeck,
ontbied en hom aangesê om na die Kaap te gaan en daar te woon en die
Goewerneur te wees."
Uit: Verhale uit ons Geskiedenis vir die Kleintjies
Ek het altyd gedink "migrate" is wat voëls en eende doen, en dat mense
"emigrate". Wys jou, mens is nooit te oud om te leer nie.
:-)
Pop
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Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 08:29:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: banda solomon
Subject: Confidential Project
To: l...@camerama.demon.nl
> From : Dr. Banda Solomon
Attn : Managing Director/CEO
Introduction :
Im a citizen of the Republic of South Africa, 51
years of age and married with 5 children.
I was the director of foreign operations of a
reputable security company in RSA and was just
transferred to take the position of director of
operations of our sister company here in Abidjan, Cote
dIvoire. I have being here for just 4 months.
On taking my new position as the director of
operations, the vault manager who has being with this
company for 17 years and I decided to take the
inventory of the consignments we have in our vault.
While doing so, the vault manager alerted me of a
floating consignment with open beneficiary.
We went through the file of the depositor of the
consignment and found out that he is a military
officer. Upon further investigations about him ,we
discovered that he was executed after a military
tribunal found him guilty of treason which is
punishable by death. Upon further investigations by
our companys principal attorney, it was found out
that the late officer was single and the only child of
his late parents. The lady he was proposing to marry
has gotten married to another man while he was
awaiting trial.
In the certificate of deposit which was issued to him
when he made the deposit, there no next of kin, and no
beneficiary.
The vault manager, the attorney and I had a meeting
and decided to know the contents of the consignment as
it was registered as uninspected valuables when it
was deposited. On opening the box, we could not
believe what were seeingneatly packed USA Dollars,
all in $100 and $50 bills. We had to close it. When
the atmosphere was condusive enough, we counted it and
found it to be USA$32,5million ( thirty two million,
five hundred thousand dollars).
We had a meeting again and have decided to move this
money to another security company where it would be
very easy for us to claim and transfer abroad for
investment purposes. Hence this message.
Your participation : we would make you the beneficiary
of this fund and a certificate to this effect would be
issued to you by our company. As soon as you receive
the certificate , you would send an authorization
letter to us instructing us to open your box and clear
all outstanding bills from it. Your reason for this
would be because you wish to move your consignment to
another security company with less demurrage charges.
When this is done , we (four of us) would then
arrange on a date to retrieve it.
This fund would be transferred to your bank account
abroad where we would all meet to share the fund.
The sharing procedure would be 30% for I ( director of
operations), 25% for the vault manager, 15% for the
attorney while the remaining 30% would be for you.
This project is 100% risk-free as we would be doing
everything. Its the principal attorney who will
secure all the necessary documents from the court
here.
If this project interests you, you should contact me
through tel. Number (00) 225-0787-1289 or email me for
further clarifications.
Hoping to hear from you.
Thank you.
Dr. Banda Solomon.
+225-0787-1289.
__________________________________________________
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l&p wrote:
> Onglooflik ! nie waar nie?!!
> Patrick
>
> Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 08:29:54 -0700 (PDT)
> From: banda solomon
> Subject: Confidential Project
> To: l...@camerama.demon.nl
>
>
>> From : Dr. Banda Solomon
> Attn : Managing Director/CEO
>
> Introduction :
> Im a citizen of the Republic of South Africa, 51
> years of age and married with 5 children.
> I was the director of foreign operations of a
> reputable security company in RSA and was just
> transferred to take the position of director of
> operations of our sister company here in Abidjan, Cote
> dIvoire. I have being here for just 4 months.
> On taking my new position as the director of
> operations, the vault manager who has being with this
> company for 17 years and I decided to take the
> inventory of the consignments we have in our vault.
> While doing so, the vault manager alerted me of a
> floating consignment with open beneficiary.
> We went through the file of the depositor of the
> consignment and found out that he is a military
> officer. Upon further investigations about him ,we
> discovered that he was executed after a military
> tribunal found him guilty of treason which is
> punishable by death. Upon further investigations by
> our companys principal attorney, it was found out
> that the late officer was single and the only child of
> his late parents. The lady he was proposing to marry
> has gotten married to another man while he was
> awaiting trial.
> In the certificate of deposit which was issued to him
> when he made the deposit, there no next of kin, and no
> beneficiary.
> The vault manager, the attorney and I had a meeting
> and decided to know the contents of the consignment as
> it was registered as uninspected valuables when it
> was deposited. On opening the box, we could not
> believe what were seeingneatly packed USA Dollars,
> all in $100 and $50 bills. We had to close it. When
> the atmosphere was condusive enough, we counted it and
> found it to be USA$32,5million ( thirty two million,
> five hundred thousand dollars).
> We had a meeting again and have decided to move this
> money to another security company where it would be
> very easy for us to claim and transfer abroad for
> investment purposes. Hence this message.
> Your participation : we would make you the beneficiary
> of this fund and a certificate to this effect would be
> issued to you by our company. As soon as you receive
> the certificate , you would send an authorization
> letter to us instructing us to open your box and clear
> all outstanding bills from it. Your reason for this
> would be because you wish to move your consignment to
> another security company with less demurrage charges.
> When this is done , we (four of us) would then
> arrange on a date to retrieve it.
> This fund would be transferred to your bank account
> abroad where we would all meet to share the fund.
> The sharing procedure would be 30% for I ( director of
> operations), 25% for the vault manager, 15% for the
> attorney while the remaining 30% would be for you.
> This project is 100% risk-free as we would be doing
> everything. Its the principal attorney who will
> secure all the necessary documents from the court
> here.
> If this project interests you, you should contact me
> through tel. Number (00) 225-0787-1289 or email me for
> further clarifications.
> Hoping to hear from you.
> Thank you.
> Dr. Banda Solomon.
> +225-0787-1289.
>
>
>
>
> __________________________________________________
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> Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes
> http://finance.yahoo.com
>
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