ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a
wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening
bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up.
TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought male. But consider, it
gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
Ek het probeer in aanraking kom met die mense wat die webblad het van die
Oos-Kaapse baldans-studios.
Die boodskap het teruggekom.
Hier is die boodskap wat ek gestuur het - so as iemand my met die regte
mense in aanraking kan bring sal ek dit waardeer.
Good day,
I met a Gr 11 talented ballroom dancer in George two weeks ago who is in
foster care.
He had to give up this passion because his foster parents cannot afford
mainly the contumes needed for competitive dancing.
I would like to know if there are any place where
1) Some needy children can be sponsored for ballroom dancing lessons,
costumes , competition entry fees and travel costs.
2) What do the dancers do with their old costumes - is there a bank from
where costumes can be hired?
Hoe maak mens om van 'n klomp bye ontslae te raak wat deur 'n klein gaatjie
hulle broeiplek onder die huis se vloer in- en uitgaan? Ek kon saam met
hulle leef maar hulle raak deesdae moerig.
Rook hulle uit.
Of kry 'n byeboer wat met die grootste graagte jou boerdery van jou sal
oorneem.
Annette
"Koot" skryf in boodskap news:b1agkj$5pb$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> Hoe maak mens om van 'n klomp bye ontslae te raak wat deur 'n klein gaatjie
> hulle broeiplek onder die huis se vloer in- en uitgaan? Ek kon saam met
> hulle leef maar hulle raak deesdae moerig.
>
> Koot
>
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