7 Desember 2000 geskryf deur 'n ene "Mel" woonagtig in Kaapstad. Kyk veral
na die gedeelte van "part 2 coming soon" aan die einde. Het ek dit nie al
iewers gesien nie? En wat van punt 18? Ek vra maar net.
Oh and just a few personal insults here:
1. I know you are Afrikaans.
2. That is why you are so stupid.
3. It is the definition of being Afrikaans.
4. You don't have a hope of getting into another country unlike me who can
get an ancestral visa.
5. You hate sout piele and I am one of them.
6. Afrikaners do not rule South Africa anymore.
7. So you and everyone who speaks your language as mother tongue is
irrelevant.
8. Most Afrikaners have black blood in their veins, which is no shame, but
you think it is, that is why I mention it here.
9. ALL your political parties have all bitten the dust, because your era is
over.... for good..
10. English people and Jews now represent the official opposition. I know
this pisses you off, especially the Jew part.
11. There is no place for Afrikaners in South Africa.
12. Whatever wealth Afrikaners still hold, will be taken away from you by
force, if necessary... very soon.
13. I will be happy when that happens.
14. The reason why blacks murder boere is the same reason why boere drag
blacks behind their bakkies - you have it coming.
15. I believe blacks who murder white Afrikaners should go free... to do it
some more.
16. I believe that Afrikaners who kill blacks should be tortured to death...
acid is a handy thing.
17. I think there is a good chance your daughter will marry a black man and
produce coloured babies for you. I know you will be unhappy if this happens.
18. Your own wife is having an affair with a black man because his prick
satisfies her much more than you could ever hope to.
19. I don't want you to die.. I wish you to live through your worst
nightmare... the New South Africa.
20. I want you to die a bitter old man, still drooling hatred at the blacks
and cursing FW for selling you out.
21. When the lights finally go out. They will go out. You will never regain
consciousness. It will be over. Because the Bible is false in everyway
possible.
22. I know the Bible is false because I worship Satan and he tells me
everything I need to know about you.
23. I am having fun writing these little points down. I do this for fun.
24. Your mother has had an affair, and so has your father, but you don't
know. You think they are the perfect Afrikaans couple.
25. When you were little you stuck your finger into your little sister's
cunt and made her promise not to tell.
26. You still fear her remembering the perverted things you did to her.
27. You also abused your pets... especially your dog, basta. You liked
touching his arsehole.
28. You wanted to get him to suck your dick, but you were scared he might
bite it, so you didn't offer it. That was the only reason.
29. You looked up a teacher's dress at school and was fascinated to discover
that she wore no panties.
30. You were disgusted by her hairy cunt. So it took you a long time before
you made love to a woman. And you felt guilty afterwards.
Watch out for part Two coming soon... :-)
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SA sal die enigste land ter wêreld wees waar die Parlementêre Uitvoerende
Kantoor nie geleë is in 'n hoofstad nie, maar slegs in die voorstad
Pretoria:))
Wonder waarvan Bloemfontein en Kaapstad die voorstede van gaan word:))
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Annette
Gister was dit Afrikadag.
Glo.
Geen toesprakies nie.
Net 'n helse betoging tot groot ontwrigting hier in Kaapstad deur mense wat
ongelukkig is oor wat Israel met Palestina doen.
Ek het nog nooit 'n betoging hier gesien oor wat verkeerd is in enige
Afrikastaat om Afrikadag nie.
Ek sien die Kaaskoppe is bekommerd oor die feit dat hul klein landjie slegs
'n klein faktortjie dalk kan wees in die groot Europese bestel. Kan die
grondwet nie dalk in die toekoms verander word teen dinge waarin hulle glo
nie. Hulle's bekommerd oor die regte van die minderhede. Dis wonderlik,
in my opinie, dat hulle die probleem insien en daaraan werk om hul toekoms
reg te stel, maar aan die anderkant kan ek nie help om te dink dat hulle vir
'n slag moet voel nie. In die dae toe blanke Suid-Afrika gestoei het met
die probleem van hoe om mag oor te gee en die beskerming van die regte van
minderhede, was Nederland een van Suid-Afrika se felste kritici. Ek hoop
maar hulle sal self die slae kan vat met waardigheid die dae as hulle voel
dat die groter lande ignoreer hulle.....
Om ruite en die deure van my huis
buig in die oggendmis 'n boaslang
soos om 'n glas die vingers van 'n vuis,
en hou in ligrooi gordels my gevang
dat ek besef met alle wisselinge
van gevoelens, van getye en die tyd,
bly ek binne die vlees en reekse ringe
van 'n groot bruin boa wat sy stert vasbyt.
Soms op 'n oggend waan ek my verlos:
rooi vink en vlinder tuimel in die son,
by Weza werk houthakkers in die bos
en om die trein verskuif die horison.
Maar snags sien ek hy hou die kosmos styf
gevange in die Melkweg van sy lyf.
Dat Anti G nie die stukkie onder sal lees nie, want dit is in Engels.
Maar ek dink dit is 'n wonderlike selfmoordmetode;)))
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most
embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to
UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after
wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in
Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside
that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This
prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette
panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they
then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete
recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly
concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she
will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until
everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to
total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal
use". Now we know why. ®
Bootnote
Thanks to all those members of the neoLuddite Resistance Army who have
written in to suggest that this is in fact another manifestation of the Rise
of the MachinesT.
The elimination of the female of the species through vibrating panties? It's
a chilling thought, but what a way to go...
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