1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even
pays for it.
4. You can experience @&% service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car
kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and
smoke,
all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes,
without being called. The police you have to call about three times.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just
reported.
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they
are burgled
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
www.kaal-gat.co.za is nou op die lug en maak gerus 'n draai daar, daar is al
1 Hunnie ons wag nog op Hansies.....vanaand sal nog 'n Hunnie van die Kaap
haar verskyning maak!
Op die oggend (0900) van 21 Mei 2005 (Saterdag) is daar 'n protesoptog vanaf
Kerkplein vir ongeveer 600m om te betoog dat Pretoria Pretoria bly. (Ek sal
skuldig voel as ek, my familie en my vrinne nie daar gaan wees nie.)
Wie ken die prosedure(s) wat gevolg moet word om ouens wat walglike dinge
hier pos te vervolg?
Laat my weet en ek belowe op op te volg. fana...@hotmail.com
Ek soek webblaaie waar inligting verkry kan word re karakoelboerdery in SA,
waarheen ons uitvoer, en wat word met die pelse gedoen.
Iemand in NZ wil weet.
--
Groetnis
Annette
Iemand van julle na gisteraand se Boots and All se skeidsregterdinee gekyk?
Hoe kan Mallett nog steeds sê dis net 'n verskoning van die vlugflouheid -
terwyl daag nog geen SA span in 'n eerste wedstryd daar oorkant in die
kompetisie kon wen in al die jare nie. Moet daar nie maar na ander maniere
gekyk word om dit teen te werk as om dit maar net af te maak as 'n
verskoning nie?
Op Naas se voorstel dat ons eintlik net 3 spanne in die Super 14 moet hê,
kom Jake White toe met die voorstel dat as ons sie Super 14 wil wen, ons net
1 span moet hê.
Sal dit nou 'n ander span as die Springbokspan wees?
Miskien sien ons 'n paar interessante insluitings ef weglatings by die
aankondiging van die bokspan die naweek.
Ek het nie gaan kyk nie, omdat almal wat ek moontlik kon van die tsunami
veilig is.
Subject: Tsunami Victim,do you know him?
Subject: Have a quick look
Please pass this on. You never know who we may know that has some
information concerning this child.
Nobody knows who this boy belongs to! Please send this to all - we mean
all! - the people in your entire network. Looking for his family. The boy
about 2 years, vacationing in Khoa Lak is missing his parents.
Nobody knows what country he comes from. If anybody knows him please contact
us by phone 076-249400-4 ext. 1336, 1339 or e-mail :
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