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Re: Kraak - n Storie

Wo, 28 Desember 2005 13:33

Nude Raider skryf

> Kafferwaterlemoenkonfytstukkies
> (Sjoe mense dis 'n helse woord)

Jy kan dit 'n bietjie korter maak. Eintlik is dit
"kafferwaatlemoenkonfyt."

Tant Hessie van die agterste
van Helsdingens.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Skoolvakansie

Wo, 28 Desember 2005 13:32

Is dit nie opmerklik hoe gemorspos op die nuusgroep toegeneem het sedert die
begin van die skoolvakansies nie?

Wat egter meer kommerwekkend is, is die aantal "normale" ng-deelnemers wat
reageer op hierdie snert. (Dis interessant om te let dat die ouer, meer
gesoute deelnemers nie daarop reageer nie.)

Enige ou wat gemorspos anoniem hier plaas is maar dieselfde tipes wat hul
frustrasies teen die mure van openbare toilette uitkrap. (Hulle het
waarskynlik nie meer toegang tot openbare toilette nie...)

Reis & vakansie | 1 kommentaar

Re: Die Ou Dae deur P.H. de Juur

Di, 27 Desember 2005 12:06

Anonymous wrote:
> Ooooo die ou dae ...

[drek verwyder]

Hierdie leerling van Afrikaans verdien hiermee maar nul uit tien vir 'n
bra swak poging
tot digkuns. Basiese begrippe van die taal is nog nie mooi baassgeraak
nie, woordeskat
ontbreek en spel en grammatika is hopeloos. probeer maar weer, ou seun.
Maar gaan
maak nou eers vir jou 'n afsprakie by die ou kopdokter, jong. Lyk my
dis nou 'n geval
van ernstige malgeit daar by jou. Ons neem solank kollekte op
daarvoor.

--
Ns. Hele sak toffies van ons almal vir jou!

Koeitjies & kalfies | 4 kommentare

" Kersfees in Ouetehuis " deur DONALD RIEKERT

So, 25 Desember 2005 13:41

KERSFEES IN OUETEHUIS
Donald Riekert

Stille dag
alles rus
eensame wag
slegs Maria
kleinkind wat kom
rustelose nag
alles verwag

Prosa & poësie | 0 kommentare

Re: Snot Koppe

So, 25 Desember 2005 09:26

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote:
> So wat het julle in 2005 gemaak?
>

Ons het ons vervies vir 'n banggat malkop wat sy drek hier kom spu het.

Die beste is seker om hom in sy eie woorde te antwoord. 'Skuus, "kop"
is
te 'n goeie term vir die knop aan die een kant van sy ruggraat. Wel,
iemand
wat altyd agter anonieme pos skuil het dan seker ook nie een nie.
Hier's
jou eie woorde terug, Brad. maak die deur van buite toe as jy uit is,
poefkop.

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IF IT WERENT FOR ALL THE GREEDY AND IMMORAL AMERICAN CEOS, YOU DIAPER
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Koeitjies & kalfies | 0 kommentare

Stille Nag

Sa, 24 Desember 2005 12:57

STILLE NAG

Stille nag, heilige nag.
Alles rus, eensaam wag
slegs Maria, geseënde vrou,
by haar kindjie met Josef so trou;
Soete, hemelse rus!
Soete, hemelse rus!

Stille nag, heilige nag.
Oor die veld, lief en sag,
klink die lied van die engelekoor,
eers deur herders, dan verder gehoor.
Juig die Redder is daar!
Juig die Redder is daar!

Stille nag, heilige nag.
Jesuskind, vriend'lik lag,
liefde teer uit u god'like mond;
tans daag heerlik die vrywordingstond:
Heer, gebore vir ons!
Heer, gebore vir ons!

Musiek & liriek | 2 kommentare

Re: I want to cook and eat South African women ! ! !

Sa, 24 Desember 2005 07:49

Hierdie moffie is te bang om sy eie naam te gebruik en pos onder andere
s'n.
Ignoreer hom. http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/bj_faq/

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

" Sonsverduistering " deur DONALD RIEKERT

Vr, 23 Desember 2005 13:25

SONSVERDUISTERING
Donald Riekert

Op Kersoggend brand
Pa met die geel kersvlam
die glas swart om die
skaduwee te sien wat
die Skepper oor sy
Seun se wiegie hou

Prosa & poësie | 0 kommentare

Re: I ees a Kop deur Flip de Juur

Do, 22 Desember 2005 19:28

Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Dis nou n lekker klein diggie wat duur een van ons ou konstables gesryf is. Onthou julle die goeie ou dae?
>
> I ees a Kop

Ja, duidelik is jy 'n malkop, ou, Brad. Mense, lees meer oor hierdie
malkop by

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/bj_faq/

en ignoreer hom verder.

Koeitjies & kalfies | 1 kommentaar

Re: Rassisme in Australie?

Wo, 21 Desember 2005 09:35

Ooral in die wereld waar moslims sit is racisme,hoe kom dat?

"Ferdi Greyling" skryf in boodskap news:43a90a33.164625659@news.saix.co.za...
> SA 'racially abused' in Perth
> 20/12/2005 16:51 - (SA)
> Related Articles
> # Rudolph steers Proteas home
>
> Perth - South Africa's cricket squad has officially complained that
> some of their players were racially abused by supporters at Perth's
> Waca ground during the first Test match against Australia.
>
> A statement issued by the team's management late on Tuesday said
> racial slurs and chants were directed at Ashwell Prince, Garnett
> Kruger, Shaun Pollock, Justin Kemp and Makhaya Ntini during the third
> day of the match on Sunday.
>
> The match ended in a draw on Tuesday.
>
> The South Africans said they had complained to International Cricket
> Council (ICC) match referee Chris Broad as well as John Rhodes, who
> manages the ICC's Anti-Corruption and Security unit in Australia and
> New Zealand.
>
> The statement said South African management had asked for better
> security to prevent any repetition of the abuse during the next two
> Tests in Melbourne and Sydney.
>
> It said measures had been put in place for the last two days of the
> Perth Test and the squad had been assured they would remain for the
> rest of the tour.
>
> The second Test starts in Melbourne on Boxing Day.
>
> "We regard racial abuse in a very strong light. We deplore in the
> strongest terms the racial abuse by some of the spectators against our
> players," Cricket South Africa chief executive Gerald Majola was
> quoted as saying.
>
> "We hope that this will not happen again, and appeal to all to abide
> by the ICCs anti-racism policy. We thank the relevant authorities for
> the assurance that the necessary protection for our players for the
> rest of the tour will be place."
>
> Cricket Australia, the sports governing body here, also issued a
> statement saying it had a zero tolerance approach to racist behaviour
> by anyone involved with cricket - including spectators.
>
> It said spectators who made racist comments to other patrons or
> players would be thrown out of the ground immediately.
>
> "There is no place in Australian cricket for racism, whether it be on
> or off the field," Cricket Australia public affairs manager Peter
> Young said.
>
> Young said CA had spoken to the Western Australian Cricket Association
> after complaints of "unsavoury abuse by a small minority of spectators
> on Sunday".
>
> The ICC later issied a statement from its headquarters in Dubai
> condemning the incidents.
>
> "Cricket is an international game which is played by a diverse range
> of cultures and communities," said ICC chief executive Malcolm Speed.
>
> "Respect for each other is a key component of the game and racist
> comments have no place in cricket."

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