Whitehouse Nights
Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical
"Grease".
Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more,
tell us more"
Linda Trip: "try to remember your best"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he come on your dress?"
Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"
Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth:
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh Tell us more,
tell us more"
Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?"
Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess"
Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow"
Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"
Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams But.........oh Those
Whiii-ii-iiite Hooouuuuse Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yiiights"
All schools are invited to nominate one student to represent them to
participate in the 1999 Business Explorer Media Competition that will start
on September 1, 1998. A brief information seminar are scheduled for the 4th
of September 98 and will be held in Germiston.
The competition will end on August 31, 1999 and winners will be announced on
a Gala evening at the end of September 1999. Representatives will compete
in one of the divisions, namely; Primary schools, High schools, Colleges /
Universities or Individuals. The competition will start with two categories,
namely News and Actuality.
Representatives will be responsible for starting and managing a media club
at there respective schools and send news and actuality stories through to
the Business Explorer to be published live on NETinfo.
The Business Explorer will start training seminars at all participating
schools to educate students on how to present articles for publishing.
The competition is free to all participating students and media manager
(representatives) will be responsible for managing their media clubs. The
competition will be bilingual.
Please phone me at (011) 827-3660 or e-mail at de...@netinfo.co.za with the
information of your representative or if you are interested.
> Dis debateerbaar of die mengeltaal wat jy nou
> as "Afrikaans" aandui, wel Afrikaans is.
"...wat jy nou as 'Afrikaans' aandui..." = Engels: "that you now designate
as 'Afrikaans'". Afrikaans sou wees: "as 'Afrikaans' benoem" of,
doodeenvoudig, "wat jy nou 'Afrikaans' noem".
> (Boy
> van die suburbs, inderdaad!)
=Engels "Boy van die suburbs, indeed!" Die woord "inderdaad" word nie op
hierdie wyse in idiomatiese Afrikaans gebruik nie. In hierdie konstruksie
sou Afrikaans eerder iets gebruik soos "kan jy nou meer!".
> Maar dis nogal 'n
> eienaardige verskynsel: wie, veral in Suid-Afrika,
> hierdie mengeltaal vir homself toelaat, en wie
> daarteen veg.
"wie hierdie mengeltaal vir homself toelaat" = Engels "who allows himself
this mixed language". Afrikaans sou wees "wie homself hierdie mengeltaal
veroorloof/toe-eien".
(Die "vir" in "wie...vir homself toelaat" is natuurlik erg argaiese
Afrikaans wat miskien nog net in streektaal behoue gebly het.)
> Ek het 'n kuberkorrespondent wat
> met 'n Engelse vrou getroud is, en wie se huis-
> taal inderdaad Engels is daar in Kaapstad, maar
> sy Afrikaans is ver suiwerder as meeste van die
> dinge wat ek op hierdie nuusgroep lees.
"ver suiwerder" = Engels "far more pure". Afrikaans sou wees "veel
suiwerder".
> Die tannie van die derde taalkomitee
> uit die derde Boerestaat wat tot stand
> gekom het na die Derde Vryheidsoorlog.
Ou tante, voor jy begin voorskryf, leer eers Afrikaans!
As jy enige boeke of sagteware oor die internet wil koop, besoek http://www.afrikaner.co.za/gaudium/boeke.htm
Die tipe boeke en sagteware is onbeperk, ons het 'n soek masjien om
jou produk op te spoor.
ook staat er afrikaans op, zoals op mijn geocities site
bij het nederlands
de schakels
vrienden
en the netherlands
daar staat een stukje in het afrikaans
besoek asseblief myn tuisblad en teken my gasteboek
baie dankie daarvoor
> "For example we find it very strange that Dr Zuma goes on about the dangers
> which tobacco holds for children but at the same time refuses to accept the
> tobacco industry's proposal that cigarettes should not be sold to children
> under 18, instead of the present prohibition of 16 years." - Philip de Bruin
> EDITOR'S NOTE : THESE TOBACCO GIANTS HELPED THE ANC/SACP
> COME TO POWER A FEW YEARS AGO. DID THEY EXPECT SPECIAL
> TREATMENT FROM THE MONSTER THAT THEY HELPED PUT INTO POWER?.
Nee, ou penkop Frikkie, geen tabakbesighede het
die verandering in die politieke klimaat van SA
veroorsaak nie. Die tyd daarvoor het maar net
aangebreek. Die ou nazi-huis van kaarte van die
apartheidsvarke het van sy eie verrotting inmekaar
gestort.
Nou, ou Frikkie, as jy nou iets goeds vir jou
mense wil doen, begin vir hulle vertel om op te
hou rook. Dis vir my so opvallend hoeveel die
mense in SA nog oorwegend rokers is. Help vir
Zuma instede om teen haar te agiteer. Sy is op
die regte kant van die geskiedenis.
>> Die tannie van die derde taalkomitee
>> uit die derde Boerestaat wat tot stand
>> gekom het na die Derde Vryheidsoorlog.
>
>
> Ou tante, voor jy begin voorskryf, leer eers Afrikaans!
>
> Vriendelike groete, Leendert
As Leendert vir my oor en oor probeer vertel
waar David die wortels gegrawe het, dan weet
ek dat ek 'n kolskoot geskiet het.
Nou sal hy seker vir my kom vertel dat ek nie
Afrikaans praat nie, want die woord "david"
kom van die Khoi woord vir "wortel."