In eergister se Argus 'n groot kleurfoto van twee sokkerspelers wat mekaar
vol op die mond soen nadat 'n doel aangeteken is.
Hoekom is ons rugbyspelers so stug, of is hulle jaloers op die wat punte
aanteken?
--
Annette
Noudat die Amerikaanse tuig geland het op Mars, en die Engelse hopelik al
van die gelande Beagle gehoor het, wat dink julle - hoe gaan die "lewe" op
mars lyk?
--
Annette
Ek weet nie hoekom: hier in Vlaandere styg die temperatuur!
Norbert
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 08:00:52 +1300, "Dingus" wrote:
> ... a good dose of opening medicine the night before the big fart will
> improve results dramatically.
>
> "Nude Raider" wrote in message
> news:HTD5QKUS37994.6311689815@anonymous.poster...
>> Take your head and stick it up your arse and fart as lodly as
>> possible!
>> Maybe that will unleash some sense into your mentally deficient
>> brain.
>> Failing that - catch a few newts and boil their ball up into a
>> broth. Feed this to your pet hedgehog and braai him lightly,
>> before consuming him with relish. You will be miraculously cured.
>> Yes - this certainly matches ouma se geheime resep which others
>> in the NG are passing off as the real thing.
>> Some sound advice - got to your doctor and pose the question to
>> him. He is the only one qualified to answer that questiuon -
>> certainly NOT the clowns that have posted outrageous responses
>> to your stupid question.
>> Nude Raider
>> PS - Keep taking your other tablets - maybe you will recover.
>> --
>> Questo messaggio e' stato inoltrato automaticamente
>> da un paio di anonymous remailer. Il mittente originale
>> e' sconosciuto e non identificabile. Datevi pace.
.. sniggering too much to ones self can cause internal farting - be
forwarned Sir, internal farting can lead to many strange things.
For example it is widely accepted that internal farting was the prime reason
for the Great Trek.
Yes folks! Believe it or not an internal fart lead to a clot on the brain of
one of South Africas best unknown early pioneers. This clot, his name evades
me now, organized a great trek into the wildest of wild, eventuating in
places such as Gauteng, OFS etc. filled with people babling in a strange
tongue.
One of these strange folk by the name of Piet van der Horst, 1878 scribed:
Die Swart Berge (In competition to Die Blou Berge).
O - die Berge.
Die heerlike berge.
Hoe swart en groet hulle is,
my hart pomp soos tannie se poephol
na sy vrot vrugte ge eet het.
O - die Berge.
Oooo
Ooo
Oo
O
o.
On the other hand, loud volumptious farting relieves pressure on everything
within the body.
In fact, the good lady wanting a solution to her aches and pains, sinusitus
etc. may well find relief in a tin of baked beans.
An old boer remedy for exactly this ailment, suggests the tin and contents
be warmed to about 23.5 degrees C before being opened. Upon opening, add two
pinches of salt, and then before the temperature drops to below 22.7 C pour
the contents over the head while reciting this poem:
Die Boontjies - deur H.A. Oppervlakte 1888.
(Can be sung to the tune of 'n Donkie is 'n wonderlike Ding for quicker
results).
Die boontjie, O die boontjie
die boontjie is 'n wonderlike ding
(bullshit! 'n Dingus is 'n wonderliKKe ding).
Hy's groot en hy's groen en soos 'n pampoon
die sal jou poephol laat sing!
(Repeat three times after meals).
"Nude Raider" skryf in boodskap news:O66DNQVR37994.6140277778@anonymous.poster...
> Listen you whinger - you live in Afrikaaa, so why not do as the
> locals do and consult a tradishinaaal healer for you problem.
> Speak to your new masters and see what they proscribe for your
> immaginary ailment.
>
> I would guess it to be something like ground-up monkeys balls or
> similar.
>
> Don't look for sympathy in this NG as it's inhabited largely by
> a bunch of un-caring individuals.
>
> Get a life and start undertsnading the ways of your black
> supervisors!
>
> Nude Raider
> =================
> (Sniggering quietly to himself)
>
> --
> Questo messaggio e' stato inoltrato automaticamente
> da un paio di anonymous remailer. Il mittente originale
> e' sconosciuto e non identificabile. Datevi pace.
>
"Nude Raider" skryf in boodskap news:VIAO7S6237994.3677314815@anonymous.poster...
> In my exercise in trying to analyse the psyche of the afrikaners
> who frequent this NG, I ran a test.
>
> By posting a message that would twang at their heartstrings that
> are programmed to try and revert to the old order of minority
> domination, I was interested to see the responses from posters
> which clearly indicated whether or not they had accepted, and
> indeed embraced the "New South Africa". The answers were varied,
> but nonetheless interesting.
>
> A number of groups were identified:
>
> Firstly, there were a few that clearly longed for the "old
> order" (fat tannie in Canada who posts sentimental poems is the
> most obvious).
>
> Secondly, there were those who remained undecided - torn between
> disagreeing with the bantu masters (fear of retribution was
> perhaps a factor), and aligning themselves with the old
> afrikaner order of separate everything.
>
> Then, and the most promising, were those who RATIONALLY
> evaluated the situation and strategically aligned themselves
> with LOGICAL thought processes to reach a sensible conclusion.
> This occurred predominantly with those residing outside SAfrica,
> who perhaps have had the opportunity to reflect of the SAfrican
> situation, and compare this to a normal society where they have
> now settled.
>
> The lesson to be learned here is that people (SAfricans in
> particular) need to be able to adapt to new circumstances and
> environments, and to do this requires constant re-evaluation of
> the situation. By adjusting to changing circumstances, will
> ensure survival. Without that skills the boers are lost in the
> wilderness and like the wit doeke will pass into obscurity to be
> placed on the forgotten list of other failures like piet retief
> who did squat for the advancement of the afrikaner (so called)
> nation.
>
> Many of you posters in SAfrica (we know who you are) like to
> cling to the errant ways of the past, whilst others see fit to
> bravely challenge the system. Now if I was a SA Government
> Official (perhaps I am????) I may be tempted to blacklist you in
> my book of "traitors" to the cause and mete out boer justice by
> sidelining any endeavours and aspiration you may have. I'm sure
> that ILLYA or whatever the prick is called now, will attest to
> the job discrimination his wife suffered at the hands of the BAD
> ANC Government.
>
> South Africans - particularly those as outspoken and vocal as
> many of you are who still reside in SAfrica, beware the third
> force, which thanks to electronic interception laws know exacly
> what you are thinking. Be forwarned, for the days of electronmic
> freedom are drawing to a close. Careful now or you may end up as
> an "Enemy of the State".
>
> Nude Raider
>
Enige goeie raad vir vrot sinus? Ek hoes die laaste paar dae lemmetjies en
die hoesgoed wat die apteker gegee het werk nie. Ek hoes tot ek naar word
en dan hoes ek nog. Die demazin het darem die drup opgedroog, maar dis ook
maar al. Die apteker het nogal gewaarsku ek moet nie meer as 2 'n dag van
die goed drink nie, maar dit werk net vir so 3 ure en dan's die afskuwelik
drup terug.
Ek is klaar deur twee bottels wit dulsies, 'n halfjack brandewyn (ek het 5
dae laas ordentelik geslaap. Ek was desperaat.), 'n bottel 4 Flu, amper 'n
pakkie Demazin en 'n bottel Linctopent.
Enige boereraad, eie ondervinding, chemiese middels, alkohol, drips,
operasies of dwelms wat dalk kan help asb.?
Ek verstom my hoe tweegat jy ("Nude Raider") deurskemer, ou. Die idee van
'n NG is juis 'n verwisseling van gedagtes en opinies, maar jy val net aan
en kraak af - m.a.w. niks konstruktiefs word aan die groep gebied nie.
Probeer en ek bedoel, probeer REGTIG hard, om jou eie opninies en idees te
vorm en dit sinvol uit te druk. Dan kan ons almal lekker saam gesels en
redeneer. Anders gaan almal maar net tot die besef kom dat jy net op tone
wil trap om moeilikheid te soek, wat weer oorgaan tot nog 'n groter besef :
SA's "loss" with your departure is an even greater loss to Australia. Of in
goeie ou Afrikaans "good riddance"...
Ek is rou Afrikaans, maar wou jou net reghelp met jou Engels hier en
daar...ek plaas alternatiewe in assimilate (MIX - for boers not up on English).[/color]
So hier is 'n paar alternatiewe vir jou, Nude Raider - as jy dan regtig
Engels wil praat, doen dit reg. Meeste hiervan is basiese taalbeginsels,
ander is "plain common sense"..
> I have to agree with your assessment of the arriving boers -
> I have noted it very strongly > for the
> As far as wanting to make plank a languate to learn in NZ
> boers really think that they are important enough to have their
> world country. I would actually put afrikaans on the same
level
> I would actually put afrikaans on the same level
> as Black American ghetto (Rap) talk - sort of made up as it goes
> along type - always stealing words from other language (think IT
[color=blue]> technology here).
Ek is nou al 'n geruime tyd opsoek na 'n Bollie. Ja, dit is die
tydskrif wat saam met die Huisgenoot verskyn het, maar ek is opsoek na
die Bollie wat apart verskyn het, voor dit deel geword het van
Huisgenoot. Dit was iets wat ek as kind baie geniet het en wil ek
graag een besit . . . enige raad, hulp, advies . . . of dalk 'n Bollie
. . .
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