| Dictionary for new language [boodskap #36150] |
Wo, 08 November 2000 00:00 |
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Een taal vir Suid-Afrika sou 'n goeie idee wees... (Veral as dit AFRIKAANS
is!) Daar is soveel groepe in SA, taal is maar net nog een, en ons weet nou
al almal dat SA'ers nie eintlik "oop" is vir ander groepe nie...
Dark Angel :
> Officials of the New South African government have come to realise that
> the current status of having eleven official languages in the New South
> Africa is impractical.
> A new language has thus been introduced.
> This is English as it is now spoken on television and radio.
> The recently published New Suth Effrican Deekshunry defines these new
> weds.
> Here are some extracts and examples of their usage in officail
> lungwich;
> but plies, you must read it with a good accent..............
> Arwa - as in "arwa deemands"
> Bad - you sleep on it in da badroom
> Beds - eagles, doves, etc
> Beg - container, as in shopping-beg, hand-beg, tog-beg
> Ben - to set alight
> Chealdrin - ow futcha is in their hands
> Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
> Cuds - you can play poker or rummy with them
> Cut - a small donkey-drawn vehicle
> Debben - city of KZN
> Detty - opposite of clean
> Diellas - as in drug diellas or we-pon diellas
> Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi
> Duck - very duck at night when da lights are all off
> Ebban - you get ebban erriors and rural erriors
> Erriors - districts, like ebbon erriors
> Ewways - like SAA, ComAir
> Fems - companies, like Anglo-American
> Fest - da one before sekand and terd
> Fum - you can fum with ship, goats or kettle
> Fumma - he owns the fum
> Geeve - you must geeve, I will take
> Get - a hinged device in a fence
> Hair - feminine form of hiem
> Heppi - state of elatemunt, like I'm sp heppi - I jist voted
> Hiss - masculine form of hairs
> Hoss - they race at da track
> Hubba - where sheeps dock
> Itch - as in "itch and avairy"
> Jems - little bugs that geeve you da flu
> Kah - what you drive around in
> Kennel - ummy officer
> Keptown - parliament doesn't belong de
> Kettegry - in a system of classification
> Kettelog - shopping brochure
> Kettle - cows and bulls
> Kipper - one who kips, as in goal-kipper
> Kleenex - where nesses weck
> Kot - where judges sit
> Lan - to acquire knowledge
> Lieda - as in "arwa lieda, da president, Madiba"
> Mick - those that will inherit da eth
> Miening - what is the miening of dies attak?
> Nesses - they wek in kleenex and hospitals
> Peepol - all of us, da nation
> Phlegm - da benning top of a kendal
> Piss - symbolised by a white dove
> Piss Tox - between IRA and Tony Blair
> Reeva - Limpopo, Vaal, Orange, etc
> Scotched Eth - guerilla tactic
> Sheep - big boat
> Shex - houses in squatter camp
> Ship - provider of wool
> Shuck - "Jaws"
> Shuck-attak - if shuck-net is broken
> Shuck-net - at Debben, for safety of sweamas
> Spitch - what politicians make at a rally
> Sweamas - compete in a swimming pool
> Taps - solvent to thin enamel paint
> Teck - see geeve
> Teksi - kah to shoot
> Tenning point - da "top" of a parabola
> Thest - ice cold Coke will relieve it on a hot day
> Tipic ally - characteristic
> Tocks - negotiations
> Uffrican - pertaining to Uffrica
> Ummy - military force
> We man - ladies
> We-pon - a gun
> Wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through
> Weaned - moving air
> Weaner - da one with da most votes
> Weck - what you do for moneyt dat is legal
> Weckas - peepol who do da weck
> Weckliss - da unemployed peepol
> Weds - what da dickshunry is made up of
> Weld - da entire globe
> Wems - small crawly creatures, like "he's got wems"
> Weth - she is weth hair weight in gold
>
> Plies lun all your weds, we will have a test in da nea futcha.
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