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ANC "wyshede" -

Jammer, ek weet dit is lank, en in ENGELS

Apart from HIV/Aids, joblessness, crime and poverty, the single biggest
threat facing our democracy is growing corruption in both the public and
private sectors.

(Blade Nzimande, SACP president, unwittingly summing up the true state of
Mandelatopia)

Look at the bitches!

(Golden Miles Bhudu, failed Afro-American and president of the South African
Prisoner's Organisation for Human Rights (Sapohr), who shackled his hands
and feet during a Zuma rape trail protest while holding a poster reading 'Jacob
Zuma was raped')

What has happened to me is a great injustice.our democratic movement must
ensure that what happened to us under apartheid doesn't happen again. A
citizen here should not be removed easily from society and put in a cage.

(Tony Yengeni, ex-ANC Chief Whip and common criminal, after having been
convicted of fraud by his own elected peers according to the Azanian
constitution he helped draft)

I thought you were a real Xhosa girl. How can you say no to your Chief Whip
as if I am an ordinary man?

(Mbulelo Goniwe, another ex-ANC Chief Whip, terrorist and simian pervert,
after ANC parliamentary administrative assistant Nomawele Njongo refused to
let this monkey in silk mount her after she had helped serve dinner to
guests at his home on October 25, 2006).

It is unacceptable that 139 schools nationwide still have a matric pass rate
of between 0% en 20%.

(Duncan Hindle, director general of education, finding the best Azanian
Newspeak adjective to detract from the fact that his Ministry's performance
just made it into the Guinness Book of Records for the first education
provider to have managed a perfect 0% pass-rate in a school with 672 pupils)

The best tribute South Africa and India could make to Mahatma Gandhi would
be to help establish a world order free of war, want and exploitation.

(Pallo Jordan, Arts and Culture Minister, conveniently neglecting the fact
that Gandhi burnt a prodigious amount of vital calories trying to convince
Apartheid-era railway officials not to allow k*ffirs to ride in his
compartment)

I'm very excited!

(Golden Miles Bhudu, failed Afro-American and president of the South African
Prisoner's Organisation for Human Rights (Sapohr), when asked about the 'go
naked' protest action of female black prisoners which was also used in the
eighties to protest against the apartheid system)

Lethu Mshini Wami (Give me my machine gun)

(Jacob Zuma, the next President of Mandelatopia, practicing for his African
Spear Chucker Idol debut, and showing his innate genius for diplomacy and
inter-racial understanding)

Partly as a result, the country has the most open gay community on a
continent where homosexuality is usually driven underground and portrayed as
un-African - an unwanted legacy of colonialism and white culture.

(A News 24 journalist, blaming millennia-old African homophobia on whitey)

Strange and false discoveries are raising a number of serious concerns..one
of these relates to the quality of journalism in our country. The sorry tale
told by the Sunday Times' handling of the EPWP issue points to the reality
of a serious national problem.

(Thabo Mbeki, President of Arsezania, overtly telling the media to toe the
line when writing about the ANC misgovernment in Mandelatopia)

Blacks invented the art of writing in the form of Egyptian hieroglyphics,
which they later modified into a phonetic sign language consisting of 24
word-signs. This knowledge was later spread to the Greeks, who in turn
spread this knowledge to the rest of the Western Europe. They then imparted
their vast knowledge to most of whom became very famous, such as Plato,
Pythagoras, Eudoxes, the mathematician and astronomer, Hippocrates and many
others whose work reflected the great and pervasive influence of the black
Africans..... Colonizers then stripped African countries of human and
material resources. (which)..ensured that Europeans live a better life and
enjoy the good things of life while the countries of Africa were pushed
deeper and deeper into the mire of poverty and underdevelopment.

(Thabo Mbeki, rewriting history to underpin his African Renaissance
delusions)

There is a strong feeling on the continent that these migrants are not being
treated properly.

(Thabo Mbeki, President of Arsezania, criticizing EU countries while failing
to mention the horrific treatment of Africans by their own leaders, which
causes them to risk all in trying to get away from the human depravity of
the Dark Continent to have a chance at a civilized existence in the West)

Some 50 children per day are raped in South Africa as the country struggles
with the legacy of apartheid.

(A News24 journalist, blaming the fact that 50 black men rape 50 black
children daily in Azania on whitey)

We hope that in appointing a judge, the authorities will be sensitive to
some of the issues raised during the Shaik trial and not select a judge with
a controversial background.

(Cosatu spokescomrade, showing his respect for the independence of the
judiciary in Azania)

We were told blacks would not make good swimmers when we grew up.... The
legacy lives on, with up to three children drowning every day in South
Africa's lakes, dams, oceans and private pools.

(Mandla Mdlalose, regional manager for sport and recreation in the Soweto
area, blaming whitey when black children drown)

Let me confess I enjoy the cigars, health spa and cognac. Very sophisticated
and cultured, you might say..but I can't even slaughter a cow without the
SPCA and the police threatening to arrest me. But these rituals are part of
what makes me a black.

(Lucas Ntyintyane, AA doctor and research fellow at the Chris
Hani-Baragwanath Hospital, longing for the return of the Stone Age to
21-century civilized existence)

Nature has triumphed and shown us that we can transcend national boundaries
and that we can create benefits beyond boundaries'..today our wild animals
are once again beginning to roam freely..(it is) the beginning of a new era
when we will bring down the colonial fences, which divided our nations over
several centuries.

(Thabo Mbeki, President of Azania, failing to mention the devastating impact
of crime and over-population of approximately 7 million Zimbabwean refugees
his Liberation from Civilization buddy, Robert Mugabe, has forced into
Arsezania's 40% unemployment market)

Even when our forefathers were fighting against apartheid, they did not hurt
women and children.

(Thabo Mbeki, omitting the fact that one out of every five black men walking
the streets of Mandelatopia has raped a woman)

I praise Zimbabwe for its advances and successes in the 25 years since its
independence from Britain. Our two countries share a common world view and
would march forward shoulder to shoulder.

(Ronnie Kasrils, Intelligence Minister and filthy old school Communist, not
mentioning the fact that this African shit-hole has an inflation rate of
1271%, unemployment topping 80% and the fact that Zimboonians have resorted
to eating rats in order to survive another day in Mugarbage's African Pride
LaLa Paradise)

Tony remains a hero of the struggle and that has not changed. If the court
did find him guilty, it does not mean he has to be condemned..the Popcru
comrades will also help to look after Tony.

(Boiki Tsedu, Popcru spokesape, commenting on how the Azanian criminal
injustice system will look after the welfare of a convicted criminal)

He was the devil personified at the same level that Hitler was, and should
be treated as a pariah by peace-loving people... it is fitting that both him
and his time has come to an end. Good riddance.

(COSATU spokescomrade, conveniently omitting the fact that the black
population increased by nearly a quarter under PW Botha's reign and that the
average South African black was 4 times richer and better off than any other
black person in Africa. It is also highly likely that this Marxist
spokescomrade got his first-world university degree in one of PW's
'gas-chamber' jails)

At least now we have . expropriation. Therefore, we will no longer waste
time negotiating with people who are not committed to transformation.

(Lulu Xingwana , Minister of Agriculture and Land Affairs, mindlessly intent
on creating another Zimbabwean-style famine while urinating on the sterling
work done by 34 000 white farmers in South Africa who have seen to it that
not a single person (out of 40 million) has died of hunger during the 30
years of Apartheid)

During the first 12 years after our first democratic election, I tried to
convince everybody inside and outside the country who doubted the new South
Africa, that the negative aspects of the transition were only temporarily
and superficial coincidences. Today I cannot say that any more...their
(South Africa's leaders') first priority is apparently to fill their own
pockets and those of family and friends and to abuse their positions, even
if they have to step on the victims of murder, rape and violence and telling
those who dare protest to shut up or leave.

(Andre Brink, feel-good liberal and prize-winning author, bemoaning his Turd
World fate at the hands of his, hitherto, Noble Savage)

Our world today needs art more, not less, than ever before...it is primarily
through the arts that meaning is restored to, and kept alive, in the
world...true freedom of artistic expression resided in the matter of
"choice"....what we are, what our artistic expressions may be, and what our
interaction with the arts can lead to, all depends on an act of will, an act
of choice.

(Andre Brink, multi-cultural utopian and world-acclaimed liberal idiot,
trying to tell us, bla bla Derrida/Hollywood-style, that the appreciation of
art will lead an African simian to 'choose' not to rape his 8-month old
daughter)

A new daily English-language newspaper targeting 'colour-blind' readers too
young and busy to care about the legacy of apartheid will be launched in
Johannesburg on Monday.

(A News24 journalist, hinting that all newspapers in Mandelatopia have still
not perfected the Clintonian art of performing Noble Savage mass-media
fellatio)

The effects of the apartheid government's Bantu education system was still
manifested today in teacher inefficiency and pupil apathy. The system had
been designed to make black pupils believe in failure, that they suffer from
innate inability, and prepared them for work in the lower levels of the
economy. The legacy of this system has had awful consequences for South
Africa - some teachers believe they can make little difference,
administrators believe they should make little effort, and pupils believe
they are destined to fail.

(Naledi Pandor, Education Minister, blaming his ministry's disastrous
performance and Africa's Stone Age mentality on whitey)

The legacy of such a corrupt system did not disappear into the night when
the white flag was lowered in 1994 and the new South African flag was
hoisted. Rather, it had deepened to such an extent that it would necessarily
serve to corrupt the new order.

(Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi, minister for public disservice and
maladministration, blaming whitey for current Rainbow Nation corruption. She
typically neglected the fact that abysmal corruption is endemic to Africa -
as can be witnessed by the fact that, for example, her kin in Nigeria
siphoned off 6 times more money from state coffers during the past 25 years,
than it took Europe to rebuild itself completely after WWII. The fact that
94% of the Eastern Cape's 2005 budget is still unaccounted for, also wasn't
mention by this Bla Bla - blame it on apartheid - specialist)

Mpumalanga's largest industrial city, Witbank, is set to get a new name as
part of the government's bid to rid the province of offensive colonial and
apartheid legacy.

(A News24 journalist, conveniently forgetting the fact that Africa had no
written language, the wheel or any industry with which to honour their
mud&sticks Stone Age hovels before whitey came)

We cannot leave transformation to the whims of market forces.

(Makhenkesi Stofile, Minister of Sport, omitting the fact that modern
professional sports, just like capitalism, depends on finding the best, in
order to be the best. He also forgot to admit that since his ANC
professional administrators took over power, all national sports teams in
Arsezania have slipped down so far in international rankings that the
Vatican's reserve teams will take them on with both feet strapped to their
cassocks)

The ANC extends a message of solidarity and compassion to Tony Yengeni.

(ANC spokessympathiser, on having to send their beloved terrorist& common
criminal and Liberation from Civilization buddy, Tony Yengeni, to the 'white
man's cage')

We want to sit down and discuss what to do before 2011 so that you do not
embarrass us when we play England, and England looks more like a South
African team than South Africa itself...the French squad which played Wales
last weekend was "more cosmopolitan" than the current South African side..it
is a scandal when we have a situation where there were nine white and six
black players.there must be something wrong ... we want a fair reflection.

(Makhenkesi Stofile, Minister of Sport and dim-witted branch-sitter,
conveniently forgetting that the 'cosmopolitan' French team is one of the
top 3 rugby teams in the world - with players chosen on merit, not skin
color)

Those amongst us who are still hesitant to take part in judicial training
must understand that apartheid legacy imposes an obligation on us, to accept
[it]...by and large the judiciary was a product of South Africa's racist
past and still contained pockets of racism.

(Seth Nthai, ape-with-a-wig Pretoria advocate, not mentioning the fact that
the top 3 black judges in Arsezania recused themselves from Zuma's rape
trail, in fear of being in his bad books when he becomes the next President
of Arsezania. It was left to a white judge with no employment future to
dispense justice)

International comparisons showed an extremely weak performance by South
African pupils, even against much poorer countries with far fewer resources
than even those available to African schools under apartheid..nowhere is
this performance as bad as in numeracy and mathematics where South African
test scores are near the worst in the world.

(Prof Van der Berg, liberal educator, trying to make sense of the fact that
less than 3000 of Mandela's 500 000 matric pupils passed higher grade (HG)
mathematics and science)

Now, schools are introducing Curriculum 2005, which focuses on
outcomes-based education, a teaching method where pupils debate the merits
of what they have learnt.

(Claudia Bickford-Smith, a commissioning editor at Oxford University Press
in Cape Town and arse-licking liberal, desperately trying to Newspeak away
the fact that her much-vaunted postmodern pedagogic methodology achieved
exactly as much as the input provided by her pupils, zero)

Although not without its flaws, the new curriculum is the most representive
take on South Africa's history we have ever had...to understand each other,
we have to understand where we came from. History teaches us who we are.

(Elize van Eeden, liberal history professor at the University of
Potchefstroom, effectively telling history it must change in order to make
blacks feel good about themselves, even though there is nothing in the
modern world (except Rap& Hip Hop) that could be attributed to the fruits of
African intellectual labour)

The message these sought to communicate to all business people, both
domestic and foreign, is that they should view our efforts to address the
legacy of racism in our economy as something inimical to good business.

(Thabo Mbeki, on Sasol's submission to the New York Stock Exchange in which
it defined black empowerment as one of a number of risk factors. Mbeki
failed to mention that 70% of all full-controlled and managed BEE ventures
fail within the first 2 years)

For us to focus on condoms for school children aged 13 or 14 is not
right.....you shouldn't even have a sleeping partner at 13.

(Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, Health Minister and complete moron, trying to
Newspeak away the fact that as many as 33% of all black female school
children will most probably fall pregnant before they write their final
school exam. She also proposed 'maternity leave' for these prolific underage
breeders)

It encourages a falsehood that could break the fragile spirits of the
already disillusioned youth of South Africa.

(Andrew October, Cape Town journalist and top Arsezanian disciple of the
'trauma industry' of the liberal West)

The Santa Claus myth includes the legend that children who do not get
presents from Santa Claus have been naughty during the year. It could
conceivably be extremely upsetting for a child who does not receive the
requested presents to believe that s/he has been too naughty during the past
year.

(The Advertising Standards Authority, upholding Andrew October's complaint
against the advertisement and, thereby, perpetuating the myth that all
children can never be 'naughty' because they are eternally 'innocent' like
the Noble Savages of Mandelatopia)

I don't care if doctors leave the country, because they will all come back.

(Manto Tshabala-Msimang, Health Minister and one of the most unworthy people
in history to have ever had access to free oxygen on this planet, informing
her fellow Stone Age voters that the fact that, despite 800 people dying of
AIDS/HIV per day, the loss of more than 4 000 doctors who left since 2000 is
no cause for concern)

Our efforts to take our education system to the highest levels of quality
will continue.

(Kader Asmal, Minister of Miseducation, conveniently forgetting about the
139 black schools that scored a fantastic pass-rate of between 0 and 20%)

Our culture does not allow the rape and abuse of women and children.

(Thabo Mbeki, not mentioning the fact that more than 50 black children and
150 black women are raped per day by black men)

In Gauteng half of our councilors are also female. They always work
diligently and perform their duties with great regard of the needs of our
citizens.

(Marthinus van Schalkwyk, Environment Minister and despicable traitor of all
that the West has built up over the past 350 years in Africa, failing to
mention that 1 in 5 black Arsezanian women will indeed fulfill the needs of
their simian counterparts, by being raped at least once before they live out
their average life-expectancy of 42 years - 4.3 years lower than during the
height of Apartheid)

Unashamedly, they pretend these problems, that are many centuries old, could
have been solved in a mere 10 years, and that failure to solve them
constitutes an avoidable failure of our movement...the ANC would continue
working to eradicate the poverty and under-development still being
experienced by the poor, which was the legacy of colonialism and apartheid,
and could not be solved in 10 years.

(Thabo Mbeki, failing to mention that, according the UN human development
index, Mbeki's Azanians are 40% worse off than during the height (1975) of
Apartheid)

The ANC would also work for a heightened contribution to the victory of the
African renaissance and the emergence of a just world..this was what the
people had voted for, and, as the ANC had done before, it would not
disappoint the expectations of the masses.

(Thabo Mbeki, trying to convince the world that Africa will save humanity,
but omitting the fact that Africa is the only continent that has grown
progressively poorer since the early 70s)

The report also found that lack of public freedoms and equality under the
racist apartheid regime which ended in 1994, was often among the causes of
in trafficking of children.

(Thabo Mbeki, trying desperately to blame whitey for the completely new
phenomenon of child-trafficking in Mandelatopia)

They don't deserve it because they didn't die for freedom and human dignity.

(Mongane Wally Serote, CEO of the Freedom Park Foundation, explaining why
ex-SADF soldiers who died in the Angolan War will not be honoured, while
Cuban soldiers will be. He refrained from telling his fellow former
USSSR-backed terrorists that there is no, till this very day, democracy and
human dignities in Castro's Cuba. He also failed to mention that is was the
'evil' white soldiers who helped win the Cold War against those who piss on
democracy, the very system that allowed them (the CAFVOAs) to ascend to
power in 1994. The fact that the 'evil' SADF's iron discipline and respect
for civilian authority prevented any right-wing coup from taking place in
1994 was also not mentioned by this miserable baboon who should thank every
single simian ancestor of his for the fact that the full fury of the
mightiest army that ever marched (nukes included) in the history of the
Southern Hemisphere was never unleashed upon his and every sorry
Cuban/Russian/East German/Chinese ass that ventured into Angola).
Fu*k-faces!

A white stereotype of black Africans has turned Zimbabwe and South Africa
into one country.

(Thabo Mbeki, playing the race card by blaming African depravity on white
prejudice)

What is required of us is that we must accept that some within white South
African society are convinced that we are savages and that we must do
everything in our power to prove that we are not savages, to the
satisfaction of white South Africa.

(Thabo Mbeki, speaking the truth for once, but still failing to admit that
all the other races also regard Africans as savages)

South Africa is scouring the globe to recover lost works by black artists
that depict the turbulent apartheid era in a drive to educate young people
about the struggle against white rule.. many paintings were quietly snapped
up by foreign diplomats or visitors and spirited out of the country to adorn
the walls of homes and boardrooms around the world.

(Pallo Jordan, Culture Minister, trying to convince the world that not only
did Picasso steal the ideas of African artists, but that there were also
numerous little black Davids, Michelangelos and DaVincis whose immortal
masterpieces where sought-after by all discerning art aficionados across the
globe..ha.ha!)

Africans had a centuries-old inferiority complex instilled by
colonialists...in order to keep themselves at the top of the ladder, and our
ancestors at the bottom, colonialists instilled an inferiority complex in
Africans.... most of Haitian bourgeoisie consists of prototypes of mental
slaves who are mentally enslaved to neo-colonial masters.

(Jean-Bertrand Aristide, ousted Haitian despot and honoured guest of the
Arsezanian misgovernment, using psycho-Marxist babble to blame whitey for
Africa's incredible backwardness and the fact that his home country has been
the poorest of the poor since independence in 1844)

I repeat, I've never known a person who has died of AIDS..seriously, not
once.

(Thabo Mbeki, president of a country where 800 people die of AIDS/HIV per
day. Mandela also lost his son to this disease which, according to Mbeki, is
not caused by a virus)

Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang is the only person in high office
to understand the disparities between western and traditional medicine.

(A South Africans traditional healer& witchdoctor, praising his idiot
Minister for placing witchcraft on the same footing as 21-century medicine)

My own views are complex and I really prefer to write them down...but we can
blame it on poverty.

(Nadine Gordimer, feel-good Nobel Laureate and White Guilt councilor, after
having been robbed and assaulted by her angelic Noble Savages)

The true greatness of a person is measured by the impact that person has on
the lives of others. This statement rings true for the Minister of Health Dr
Mantombazana Edmie Tshabalala-Msimang who has touched the lives of many in
different ways.

(Official Health Ministry website, praising the moronic minister whose
mind-blowing incompetence kills more people in one day than Swiss motorists
dying in accidents over 2 years)

Let's rather stick to traditional medicine... garlic has antiviral and
antibacterial properties, lemon is a source of selenium and vitamin C and
the benefit of beetroot with regard to anaemia is also well documented," she
said.

(Mantombazana Edmie Tshabalala-Msimang, Minister of Health and oxygen thief,
elaborating on her antidote for AIDS/HIV that kills 800 people per day in
Azania)

It.(showering).... would minimise the risk of contracting the disease.

(Jacob Zuma, ex-Deputy President, ex-Deputy President of the ANC and
ex-Chairman of the ANC's AIDS/HIV taskforce, giving advice on how to prevent
contracting the most deadly disease of the 21st century)

And I said to myself, I know as we grew up in the Zulu culture you don't
leave a woman in that situation (sexual arousal).

(Jacob Zuma, next President of Arsezania and horny ape, giving reasons why
he had to mount the HIV+ offspring of an ex-buddy& fellow tree-dweller in
the Liberation from Civilization struggle)

We can't act simply because people are saying they are friends. That means
that everywhere we must look at the friendships that people have.

(Charles Nqakula, Unsafety and Insecurity Minister, dismissing suggestions
that police commissioner and black Mafioso, Jackie Selebi, must resign over
his friendship with businessman Glenn Agliotti, who was arrested for the
murder of mining magnate Brett Kebble)

Those who whine about the crime in South Africa can pack up and leave the
country....the future is rosy concerning crime.

(Charles Nqakula, Unsafety and Insecurity Minister, telling law-abiding
citizens that living in the crime capital of the world is not such a bad
thing, and praising criminals for another year of sterling performance)

Whites are finished.

(Rian Malan, Oprah/White Guilt writer and disillusioned liberal, moaning
about the fact that the multi-cultural utopia he dedicated his feel-good
life to has become yet another African shit-hole)

These wide-ranging issues reflect the current status of our excellent
bilateral relations.

(Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma, Minister of Foreign Affairs, telling the West
exactly what Arsezania's relationship is with Iran, a backward dictatorship
hell-bent on wiping Israel from the map)

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the
world, it is the United States of America...Because Iraq produces 64 percent
of the oil in the world. What Bush wants is to get hold of that oil...They
do not care. Is it because the secretary-general of the United Nations is
now a black man?

(Nelson Mandela, God of all liberals and paragon of Rousseau's Noble Savage,
inferring that Bush invaded Iraq because Kofi Annan is black)

It was fairly straightforward that one of the things we had to do was to
seek to establish a moral position. The second was maintaining the morale of
our people. Telling our people 'your cause is a just cause.' This is, in
fact, a moral universe. We're going to win.

(Desmond Tutu, Nobel Laureate and monkey in silk, forgetting to tell his
liberal boot-lickers that more people have died since the 'just cause' came
to fruition in 1994 than all the people who met violent deaths in South
Africa during the 20th century)

I wanted to become a doctor, a physician, and I was admitted to medical
school, but my family did not have the money for fees. So I ended up
becoming a teacher, then priest.

(Desmond Tutu, ape, listing and admitting all the vocational choices he had
during the Apartheid era, which he so fondly likens to Nazi gas chamber
conditions and genocide)

Ubuntu is very difficult to render into a Western language... It is to say,
'My humanity is caught up, is inextricably bound up, in what is yours.

(Desmond Tutu, tumble-with-the-moral-wind guilt dispenser and
ape-in-a-cassock, failing to explain where ubuntu is when a black man rapes
an 8-month old black baby to death)

Africans don't have a retributive sense of justice like the West. We are
conciliatory and ask the other how we can both come to an understanding
about our past differences.

(Thabo Mbeki, failing to explain how the 'conciliatory justice' of the Hutus
in the Congo couldn't prevent the massacre of 900 000 Tutsis in 90 days of
unrelenting African horror)