| Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70857] |
Fri, 20 December 2002 10:11  |
Koot Pieterse
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So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.
Koot
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A lady from Orsett
paid a penny deposit
to go to the closet.
When she came there
she only passed air.
That wasn't fair, was it?
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There was a young man from Australia
who painted his ass like a dahlia.
The idea was all right
and the colours were bright,
but the smell was a helluva fahlia
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The re was a young man from Umtata
who was a magnificient farter.
He could fart anything
from God Save The King
to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
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| Re: Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70861 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #70857] |
Fri, 20 December 2002 10:46  |
Annette
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Waar is die limiriekers hier wat vir ons 'n paar in Afrikaans kan gee?
Annette
"Koot" skryf in boodskap news:atuqd3$86t$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
> hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
> poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.
>
> Koot
> ******************************************
>
> A lady from Orsett
>
> paid a penny deposit
>
> to go to the closet.
>
> When she came there
>
> she only passed air.
>
> That wasn't fair, was it?
>
> *************************************
>
> There was a young man from Australia
>
> who painted his ass like a dahlia.
>
> The idea was all right
>
> and the colours were bright,
>
> but the smell was a helluva fahlia
>
> ***************************************
>
> The re was a young man from Umtata
>
> who was a magnificient farter.
>
> He could fart anything
>
> from God Save The King
>
> to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
>
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| Re: Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70875 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #70857] |
Fri, 20 December 2002 17:16 |
Vusi
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Koot
Op die hoek van Weststraat & Stangerstraat in Durban was daar (moontlik
steeds) openbare toilette - op een van die deure was daar geskryf:
"Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a penny and only f_rted..."
"Koot" skryf in boodskap news:atuqd3$86t$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
> hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
> poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.
>
> Koot
> ******************************************
>
> A lady from Orsett
>
> paid a penny deposit
>
> to go to the closet.
>
> When she came there
>
> she only passed air.
>
> That wasn't fair, was it?
>
> *************************************
>
> There was a young man from Australia
>
> who painted his ass like a dahlia.
>
> The idea was all right
>
> and the colours were bright,
>
> but the smell was a helluva fahlia
>
> ***************************************
>
> The re was a young man from Umtata
>
> who was a magnificient farter.
>
> He could fart anything
>
> from God Save The King
>
> to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
>
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