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Die ouens is baie, baie sharp!!!
Van www.theregister.co.uk
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Nigerian 419: White farmers up the ante
By Lester Haines
Posted: 11/09/2002 at 09:58 GMT
It's all go on the 419 fraud front this week as the latest email
circular breaks all previous records of riches beyond the wildest
dreams of avarice. Not to outdone by the Nigerians, the white
Zimbabwean farmers have rustled up an impressive $46 million dollars
for immediate transfer to an honest and trustworthy partner abroad.
Their contact man is Max Crawford - a good, solid Anglo name to be
sure - although Max seems to have learnt his English in downtown
Lagos. Still, let's give him the benefit of the doubt. It can't be
easy spamming half of the western world while enraged war veterans are
firing AK47s through your office window. Yup, this one looks legit
alright:
Dear Sir,
I am Max Crawford, the secretary of Commercial farmers Union (CFU) OF
Zimbabwe. After the last general elections in my country where the
incumbent president Mr. Robert Mugabe won the presidential election,
the government has adopted a very aggressive land reforms programme.
This programme is solely aimed at taking the land owned by white
African farmers for redistribution to black Africans. This programme
has attracted worldwide condemnation from world leaders including
British Prime Minister, Mr.Tony Blair and also forced several white
farmers to flee the country for fear of victimization and physical
abuse.
A Few weeks ago, our headquarters in Harare was attacked and looted by
black protesters and in the process burnt down the whole building.
Fortunately, they did not get access to the huge funds kept in the
strong room which belong to the co-operation. This cash was kept at
the secretariat rather than in the bank for fear of seizure by the
government.
Now I have the funds in my possession and would need to get it
Invested in a viable business venture in Europe. The cash in question
is US$46Million dollars.
Once I can get your commitment and sincerity of investing this fund on
our behalf then I would proceed to get the funds freighted to Europe,
where you would be required to pick it up for investment for us.
You do not have anything to worry about as I would undertake all
Charges involved in freighting the funds to Europe, and the business
proposal is 100% legal and risk free.
You would be adequately compensated for all your effort once we Have
gotten the funds to Europe. Please get back to me if you can be of
assistance and I would want our correspondence to be via email as most
phone lines of white farmers are bugged by the government. Please
reply to the following email addresses. William Hamilton ESQ
(PRESIDENT CFU ZIMBABWE)
william...@eircom.net
williamh...@lycos.com
I expect 100% confidentiality and your prompt response to this mail so
as to proceed.
Kind regards,
Max Crawford.
So, there you go - a swift few million bucks just for helping a few
beleaguered cattle-ranchers get their rightful wedge out of Zimbabwe.
Can't be bad. Alternatively, for a entirely risk-free £14, you could
kit yourself out in one of the few remaining Reg Nigerian 419
t-shirts. We can't promise you'll get rich quick, but your cup of
admiring glances will certainly runneth over.®
Bootnote
Thanks to spamee Dean Varney for alerting us as to this quality
business opportunity.
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