| Ferrari Formula `1 [boodskap #83631] |
Wo, 10 September 2003 06:18  |
Jan VarkBoer
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Jammer vir die rooi taal.
Jan
Ferrari Formula 1 racing team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ a
few young guys from Soweto. This sudden reaction was due to a television
documentary showing how young Sowetans could take off a car's wheels in
under six seconds without any fancy equipment.
Ferrari soon regretted their decision. However, as the young men not only
changed the wheels within six seconds, but twelve seconds later the car had
been resprayed and sold to the McLaren team! Ferrari was still eager to
compete in the Grand Prix and, since they no longer had a formula 1 car to
race with, the young Sowetans suggested using a minibus taxi, complete with
an experienced (yet unlicensed) driver, and fare collector.
Of course they easily won the championship, since the minibus weaved it's
way through the starting grid. Set off before the lights changed and didn't
bother to change the tyres when they wore out. It also took all the corners
at maximum speed, as the brakes were non-existent. On the way to victory the
new "Ama - Ferrari - Ferrari" team also managed to hi-jack several
competitors cars and pick up 35 passengers at some notoriously dangerous
spots, including blind rises as well as the chicane. The 15,000 spectators
rocked, boogied and cheered the minibus to victory as it blasted six
thousand watts of rap music for all 77 laps.
We can be proud of yet another South African sporting achievement, which
will put us at the forefront of sporting history. Well done boys!!
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| Re: Ferrari Formula `1 [boodskap #83641 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #83631] |
Wo, 10 September 2003 11:17  |
Threeships Mcduck
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On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 08:18:37 +0200, "Jan VarkBoer"
served the following to the group:
excellent. dis soos die spar advert op tv waar die trolly se wiele af
gesteel is.
> Jammer vir die rooi taal.
>
> Jan
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> Ferrari Formula 1 racing team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ a
> few young guys from Soweto. This sudden reaction was due to a television
> documentary showing how young Sowetans could take off a car's wheels in
> under six seconds without any fancy equipment.
>
> Ferrari soon regretted their decision. However, as the young men not only
> changed the wheels within six seconds, but twelve seconds later the car had
> been resprayed and sold to the McLaren team! Ferrari was still eager to
> compete in the Grand Prix and, since they no longer had a formula 1 car to
> race with, the young Sowetans suggested using a minibus taxi, complete with
> an experienced (yet unlicensed) driver, and fare collector.
>
> Of course they easily won the championship, since the minibus weaved it's
> way through the starting grid. Set off before the lights changed and didn't
> bother to change the tyres when they wore out. It also took all the corners
> at maximum speed, as the brakes were non-existent. On the way to victory the
> new "Ama - Ferrari - Ferrari" team also managed to hi-jack several
> competitors cars and pick up 35 passengers at some notoriously dangerous
> spots, including blind rises as well as the chicane. The 15,000 spectators
> rocked, boogied and cheered the minibus to victory as it blasted six
> thousand watts of rap music for all 77 laps.
>
> We can be proud of yet another South African sporting achievement, which
> will put us at the forefront of sporting history. Well done boys!!
>
Threeships Mcduck
lato di gomma giù, lato lucido in su
www.mothership.co.za
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| Re: Ferrari Formula `1 [boodskap #83645 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #83631] |
Wo, 10 September 2003 12:41 |
bouer
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Jan VarkBoer wrote
> Jammer vir die rooi taal.
Ja, wat sal julle "Boere" tog doen
sonder die rooitaal.
Penkop van die Derde Republiek
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| Re: Ferrari Formula `1 [boodskap #83647 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #83645] |
Wo, 10 September 2003 13:18 |
Namaqua
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Ja Don't know.
"@rogers.com" wrote in message
news:FZE7b.48109$mk1.20480@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers. com...
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> Jan VarkBoer wrote
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>> Jammer vir die rooi taal.
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> Ja, wat sal julle "Boere" tog doen
> sonder die rooitaal.
>
> Penkop van die Derde Republiek
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