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Kleurgrens Humor [boodskap #116145]

Vr., 01 Februarie 2008 07:22

Riaan
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Wat noem jy 'n Indiër in 'n rolstoel?
Ish Lam

Indiër in Weskoppies?
Ish mal

Indiër wat netbal speel?
Ab doel

Indiër in 'n krematorium?
Ibraaihim

Indiër met 'n aircon in sy kar?
COOLIE!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Kleurgrens Humor [boodskap #116171 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #116145]

So., 03 Februarie 2008 00:59

Jim A
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En ook sommer die volgende scenario...

A black couple are sitting in their Harare apartment waiting
to die. There are no jobs to be had, inflation is running at a
whopping 50000 percent, they haven't eaten a decent meal
in weeks, and the water and power haven't worked in months.

So they sit huddled under blankets waiting for the end when
suddenly they hear the water pipes begin to rumble and even-
tually water starts pouring out of the long unused taps. Next
the light begins to flicker and then fill the apartment with light.

On the streets below a truck arrives handing out grain.

The husband looks at his wife and says, "Quick woman,
bring me my panga ! ...The fucking whites are back!"

Jim

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