| 10111 [boodskap #41547] |
Thu, 03 May 2001 17:36  |
Reenen van Niekerk
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For those of you who have been away from die ou land for too long, 10111 =
911.)
Ring ring ... ring ring ... ring ring ... ring ring ...ring ring ...ring
ring ...ring ring ...ring ring ...ring ring ...ring ring ...ring ring
...ring ring ...
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the SAPS?"
"Yes, what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Fanie van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga
inside his firewood!"
"E-yes! Thank you for your co-operation and information in combatting crime
and violence in our society, particularly, sir!"
The next day two Buffels, 3 cars and a few vans full of cops descend on
Fanie's house. They set about searching the braai lapa where the firewood is
kept. They dismantle the Weber braai. They empty out the bags of charcoal.
The clean out all of the ashes from the last braai. Using axes they chop
open every piece of firewood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at
Fanie and leave.
The phone rings at Fanie's house. "Hey, Fanie! Did the cops come to your
place?"
"Ja!"
"So, did they chop your firewood?"
"Ja?......."
"Happy Birthday, Boet!"
Reenen
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| Re: 10111 [boodskap #41569 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #41547] |
Fri, 04 May 2001 05:31  |
pjb...
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LOL. Dis hoekom hulle sê 'n Boer maak 'n plan......altyd
pjb
"Danielle" skryf in boodskap news:bfo3ftojttnmie8es8he94hlkcl6cg7kmi@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 3 May 2001 19:36:56 +0200, "Reenen van Niekerk"
> wrote:
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>> For those of you who have been away from die ou land for too long, 10111 =
>> 911.)
>
>> "So, did they chop your firewood?"
>> "Ja?......."
>> "Happy Birthday, Boet!"
>
> RODVEL!! Dankie Reenen! :-))))
>
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