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Di, 06 Maart 2001 10:01 |
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Spesiaal vir die drolle (en hulle weet wie hulle is)
Death Row
There was a Mosotho,a Mopedi and a Zulu on death row.The warden gave them a
choice of three ways to be executed:
1.To be shot
2.To be hung
3.To be injected with the AIDS virus
So the Mosotho said,"I will go the quick way ,shoot me right in the
head."They took him to one side and BANG! he was dead.
Then the Mopedi said,"Just hang me."They took him to one side,put the rope
around his neck and SNAP he was dead.
Then the Zulu said,"Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him a shot
of the virus.The Zulu sat there for a while,then fell down to the floor
laughing.The guards looked at each other,confused by this akward
behaviour.The Zulu stood up from the floor,sat down on his chair and with a
grin on his face said,"Give me another one of those".So the warden did,and
this time the man laughed so much he almost wet his pants.Finally the warden
asked,"What the hell is wrong with you ?!",on wich the Zulu,still breaking
with laughter,replied,"Aaayshh,you guys are so stupid-I'm wearing a
condom...."
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