| Hau pla die witbaas [boodskap #36635] |
Do, 16 November 2000 00:00  |
Dark Angel
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> KrisJan pulls into a service station (not Total) in his battered
> bakkie, clad in tattered khakis, velskoene, whiskers and ragged hat. He
> hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful vierkleur flag:
>
> Krisjan:"Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief."
>
>
> Attendant: "How much?"
>
>
> Krisjan: "Vol asseblief."
>
>
> Attendant: "I only speak English!"
>
>
> Krisjan: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound
> desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised vehicle. Therefore, I
> cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a
> sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to
> fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the
> brim."
>
>
> Attendant: "Hau?"
>
>
> Krisjan: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?"
>
> Attendant: "English, That is not English!"
>
>
> Krisjan: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do
> not even recognise the language which you allege to be your singular means
> of communication?"
>
>
> Attendant: "Hau?"
>
>
> Krisjan: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms; your
> paltry grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the time at my
> disposal or as I would put it in a civilised intelligible language -......
> Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy Fokall van Engels weet en jy mors my
> tyd.So roer jou slapgat en maak vol voor ek jou bliksem! Verstaan jy nou?"
>
>
> Attendant: "Ja Baas. Vol Baas? Afrikaans is beter Meneer"
>
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| Re: Hau pla die witbaas [boodskap #36704 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36635] |
Vr, 17 November 2000 00:00  |
Skunk
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...ek mis die humor. As iemand sê met mý ingels praat verstaan ek hom
ook nie!
"Blommetjie" skryf in boodskap news:3a14774a$0$225@hades.is.co.za...
> SKITTEREND !!
>
>
> Dark Angel wrote in message
> news:8v1ga6$pjr$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
>>>
>>> KrisJan pulls into a service station (not Total) in his battered
>>> bakkie, clad in tattered khakis, velskoene, whiskers and ragged hat. He
>>> hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful vierkleur flag:
>>>
>>> Krisjan:"Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief."
>>>
>>>
>>> Attendant: "How much?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Krisjan: "Vol asseblief."
>>>
>>>
>>> Attendant: "I only speak English!"
>>>
>>>
>>> Krisjan: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound
>>> desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised vehicle. Therefore, I
>>> cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a
>>> sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to
>>> fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation
to
> the
>>> brim."
>>>
>>>
>>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Krisjan: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke
>> English?"
>>>
>>> Attendant: "English, That is not English!"
>>>
>>>
>>> Krisjan: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate
that
> you
>> do
>>> not even recognise the language which you allege to be your
singular
> means
>>> of communication?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Krisjan: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms; your
>>> paltry grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the time at my
>>> disposal or as I would put it in a civilised intelligible
>> language -......
>>> Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy Fokall van Engels weet en jy
mors
> my
>>> tyd.So roer jou slapgat en maak vol voor ek jou bliksem! Verstaan
jy
> nou?"
>>>
>>>
>>> Attendant: "Ja Baas. Vol Baas? Afrikaans is beter Meneer"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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| Re: Hau pla die witbaas [boodskap #36709 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36635] |
Vr, 17 November 2000 00:11 |
Blommetjie
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SKITTEREND !!
Dark Angel skryf in boodskap news:8v1ga6$pjr$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
>>
>> KrisJan pulls into a service station (not Total) in his battered
>> bakkie, clad in tattered khakis, velskoene, whiskers and ragged hat. He
>> hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful vierkleur flag:
>>
>> Krisjan:"Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief."
>>
>>
>> Attendant: "How much?"
>>
>>
>> Krisjan: "Vol asseblief."
>>
>>
>> Attendant: "I only speak English!"
>>
>>
>> Krisjan: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound
>> desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised vehicle. Therefore, I
>> cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a
>> sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to
>> fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the
>> brim."
>>
>>
>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>
>>
>> Krisjan: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke
> English?"
>>
>> Attendant: "English, That is not English!"
>>
>>
>> Krisjan: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that
you
> do
>> not even recognise the language which you allege to be your singular means
>> of communication?"
>>
>>
>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>
>>
>> Krisjan: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms; your
>> paltry grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the time at my
>> disposal or as I would put it in a civilised intelligible
> language -......
>> Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy Fokall van Engels weet en jy mors my
>> tyd.So roer jou slapgat en maak vol voor ek jou bliksem! Verstaan jy nou?"
>>
>>
>> Attendant: "Ja Baas. Vol Baas? Afrikaans is beter Meneer"
>>
>
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| Re: Hau pla die witbaas [boodskap #37131 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36635] |
Sa, 25 November 2000 00:00 |
koos
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DAN IS JY ONGELETTERD
"Skunk" skryf in boodskap news:8v3o8k$fdg$7@azure.nl.gxn.net...
> ...ek mis die humor. As iemand sê met mý ingels praat verstaan ek hom
> ook nie!
>
> "Blommetjie" wrote in message
> news:3a14774a$0$225@hades.is.co.za...
>> SKITTEREND !!
>>
>>
>> Dark Angel wrote in message
>> news:8v1ga6$pjr$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
>>>>
>>>> KrisJan pulls into a service station (not Total) in his battered
>>>> bakkie, clad in tattered khakis, velskoene, whiskers and ragged
> hat. He
>>>> hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful vierkleur
> flag:
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan:"Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "How much?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan: "Vol asseblief."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "I only speak English!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a
> profound
>>>> desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised vehicle.
> Therefore, I
>>>> cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean
> reservoir, a
>>>> sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane
> rating to
>>>> fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation
> to
>> the
>>>> brim."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke
>>> English?"
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "English, That is not English!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate
> that
>> you
>>> do
>>>> not even recognise the language which you allege to be your
> singular
>> means
>>>> of communication?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Krisjan: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary
> terms; your
>>>> paltry grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the time at
> my
>>>> disposal or as I would put it in a civilised intelligible
>>> language -......
>>>> Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy Fokall van Engels weet en jy
> mors
>> my
>>>> tyd.So roer jou slapgat en maak vol voor ek jou bliksem! Verstaan
> jy
>> nou?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Attendant: "Ja Baas. Vol Baas? Afrikaans is beter Meneer"
>>>>
>>>
>>
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| Re: Hau pla die witbaas [boodskap #37181 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36635] |
So, 26 November 2000 00:00 |
Skunk
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kosie, ek is geletterd genoeg om jou in my stof te laat stik. Maar jy's
dit nie werd nie. Ek ken immers die verskil tussen hoof- en
kleinletters!!!
Wees gegroet!
Skunk
"koos" skryf in boodskap news:8voi3u$hj8$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> DAN IS JY ONGELETTERD
> "Skunk" wrote in message
> news:8v3o8k$fdg$7@azure.nl.gxn.net...
>> ...ek mis die humor. As iemand sê met mý ingels praat verstaan ek hom
>> ook nie!
>>
>> "Blommetjie" wrote in message
>> news:3a14774a$0$225@hades.is.co.za...
>>> SKITTEREND !!
>>>
>>>
>>> Dark Angel wrote in message
>>> news:8v1ga6$pjr$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
>>>> >
>>>> > KrisJan pulls into a service station (not Total) in his battered
>>>> > bakkie, clad in tattered khakis, velskoene, whiskers and
ragged
>> hat. He
>>>> > hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful
vierkleur
>> flag:
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan:"Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "How much?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan: "Vol asseblief."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "I only speak English!"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a
>> profound
>>>> > desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised vehicle.
>> Therefore, I
>>>> > cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean
>> reservoir, a
>>>> > sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the highest octane
>> rating to
>>>> > fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambulation
>> to
>>> the
>>>> > brim."
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke
>>>> English?"
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "English, That is not English!"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinua
te
>> that
>>> you
>>>> do
>>>> > not even recognise the language which you allege to be your
>> singular
>>> means
>>>> > of communication?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "Hau?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Krisjan: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary
>> terms; your
>>>> > paltry grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the time
at
>> my
>>>> > disposal or as I would put it in a civilised intelligible
>>>> language -......
>>>> > Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy Fokall van Engels weet
en jy
>> mors
>>> my
>>>> > tyd.So roer jou slapgat en maak vol voor ek jou bliksem!
Verstaan
>> jy
>>> nou?"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Attendant: "Ja Baas. Vol Baas? Afrikaans is beter Meneer"
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>
>>
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