| Honede NUUS 2 ????? [boodskap #36423] |
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Frikkie Potgieter[2]
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RULE 1 If you are black you can ignore all the following rules.
Demand, take and or steal anything you want. But beware of the dogs
RULE 2 Life is not fair - get used to it.
RULE 3 The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will
expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about
yourself.
RULE 4 You will NOT make 120 000 thousand rand a year right out of
high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you
earn both.
RULE 5 If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
He doesn't have tenure.
RULE 6 Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
RULE 7 If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.
RULE 8 Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they
are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your
clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before
you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's
generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
RULE 9 Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but
life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and
they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
RULE 10 Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do
that on your own time.
RULE 11 Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 12 Be nice to Blacks. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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| Re: Honede NUUS 2 ????? [boodskap #36424 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36423] |
Mon, 13 November 2000 00:00  |
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Frikkie Potgieter wrote:
> RULE 1 If you are black you can ignore all the following rules.
Ou Hanskakie Frikkie, jy is seker werkloos.
Hou op om die Engelsman se taal op hierdie
nuusgroep te gebruik. Jy takel jou eie taal
af, dit waaroor jy so oopgatkeel geskree het
toe die SABC die gebruik daarvan verminder
het. Of buig jy die knieë voor Aida en Fred,
en gee geen duit om vir jou taal nie?
Tant Hessie, die leier van die kappiekommando
van die Derde Vryheidsoorlog.se taalkomitee.
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| Re: Honede NUUS 2 ????? [boodskap #36480 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36423] |
Tue, 14 November 2000 00:00 |
Dries Venter
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Gloudina,
Ek gaan nou wragtag vandag 'n uitsondering maak - Frikkie se lys reëls is
woordeliks aangehaal in die oorsp Engels waarin dit verskyn het. (ek het
hom al langs ander weë gekry). Moes hy dit nou eers vertaal het? Dan moet
jy ook jou bydraes van die "Globe" vertaal. So, gaan kak, toe!
Dries
skryf in boodskap news:3A1049B0.8FF8A18E@home.com...
Frikkie Potgieter wrote:
> RULE 1 If you are black you can ignore all the following rules.
Ou Hanskakie Frikkie, jy is seker werkloos.
Hou op om die Engelsman se taal op hierdie
nuusgroep te gebruik. Jy takel jou eie taal
af, dit waaroor jy so oopgatkeel geskree het
toe die SABC die gebruik daarvan verminder
het. Of buig jy die knieë voor Aida en Fred,
en gee geen duit om vir jou taal nie?
Tant Hessie, die leier van die kappiekommando
van die Derde Vryheidsoorlog.se taalkomitee.
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| Re: Honede NUUS 2 ????? [boodskap #36531 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #36423] |
Wed, 15 November 2000 00:00 |
Frikkie Potgieter[2]
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Hallo Dries,
Inoreen die M8 man.
Sodra jy met haar gesels verlaag jou standaarde tot hulle vlak, dis
hoekom ek net delete.
Groete
Frikkie
Ps: Van hierdie hollanders maak my ook net so siek, lees nie eens
hulle gemors nie, seker maar `n klomp gatgabbas bymekaar........
On Tue, 14 Nov 2000 22:23:00 +0200, "Dries Venter"
wrote:
> Gloudina,
>
> Ek gaan nou wragtag vandag 'n uitsondering maak - Frikkie se lys reëls is
> woordeliks aangehaal in die oorsp Engels waarin dit verskyn het. (ek het
> hom al langs ander weë gekry). Moes hy dit nou eers vertaal het? Dan moet
> jy ook jou bydraes van die "Globe" vertaal. So, gaan kak, toe!
>
> Dries
> skryf in boodskap news:3A1049B0.8FF8A18E@home.com...
> Frikkie Potgieter wrote:
>
>> RULE 1 If you are black you can ignore all the following rules.
>
> Ou Hanskakie Frikkie, jy is seker werkloos.
> Hou op om die Engelsman se taal op hierdie
> nuusgroep te gebruik. Jy takel jou eie taal
> af, dit waaroor jy so oopgatkeel geskree het
> toe die SABC die gebruik daarvan verminder
> het. Of buig jy die knieë voor Aida en Fred,
> en gee geen duit om vir jou taal nie?
>
> Tant Hessie, die leier van die kappiekommando
> van die Derde Vryheidsoorlog.se taalkomitee.
>
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