| the smartest women in the world [boodskap #35359] |
Wo, 11 Oktober 2000 00:00 |
Reenen van Niekerk
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Subject: The smartest women in the world
An airplane was about to crash and there were 5 passengers left, but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United
States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300
million people, and a superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute
and
jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA
Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me so I can't afford to
die." So
he
takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang , said, "I am the minister
of Health in South Africa, know the truth about what causes AIDS, and I am
the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and
exits
the plane.
The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will
sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."
The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The
world's smartest woman took my backpack."
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