Grappie [boodskap #31177] |
Tue, 30 May 2000 00:00 |
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Boodskappe: 119 Geregistreer: April 1999
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Mandela, Mugabe and Terblance are all out walking when they simultaneously
come across a lantern. When one of them picked it up a genie popped out of
the lantern and said
I have three wishes.I will grant you each one wish'
Mandela went first. 'I wish that there will always be a black government in
South Africa' and in the blink an eye POOF! his wish had
been granted'
Mugabe thought this was fantastic and he said, "I want a wall
Around Africa with nothing but my own people in it, so that no
English, Americans, Asians or any person of a white race can come
into our precious land." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF, there
was a huge wall around Africa.
Terblanche asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
"Well," said the Genie, "It is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out."
Terblanche says, "Hmmmmmm, Fill it up with water."
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