| Wanneer is dit 'n kettingbrief [boodskap #20841] |
Tue, 09 February 1999 00:00  |
Shannon
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Hallo almal
Ek het nou die dag 'n e-mail ontvang wat na my mening 'n kettingbrief is,
hulle vesoek dat jy dit aanstuur en staaf met allerhande feite dat jy 'n
prys gaan wen (as veskoning dat jy dit moet aanstuur) Die klomp
'intelligentes' van Unisa het almal in die 'trap' geval!
Wat is die doel van 'n kettingbrief, behalwe om geld te mors (in ag genome
die aantal KB waaruit dit bestaan) Wanneer sal mens weet dit is 'n
kettingbrief?
groete
Shannon
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| Re: Wanneer is dit 'n kettingbrief [boodskap #20929 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #20841] |
Wed, 10 February 1999 00:00  |
Kwarantyn
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Gaan kyk gerus by http://www.urbanlegends.com, of soortgelyke webblaaie. Die
stories wat darem vir soetkoek opgevreet word en oor en weer gestuur word...!!
Geniet hierdie lekker sameflansing van al die lawwe E-pos boodskappe wat ons
al seker almal op een of ander tydstip gekry het (jammer dis in Engels, maar
ek het nie nou tyd om te vertaal nie):
I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having
been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day
he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of
ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS
KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!"
But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer,
and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he
opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he
himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from
Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. His program will prevent a global
disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $600
Neiman Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true-I
read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also
promising me a free Disneyworld vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the
e-mail to everyone I know). The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay
phone to report his missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he
got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that
said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from
the hospital. The one, actually, where that little boy who is dying of cancer
is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail
and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every
e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's
and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty
people you will have good luck but if you send it to ten people you will only
have ok luck and if you send it to less than ten people you will have BAD LUCK
FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the
hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along without his
lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot
as part of a gang initiation. And it's a little-known fact that the YK1
problem caused the Dark Ages.
Shannon wrote:
> Hallo almal
>
> Ek het nou die dag 'n e-mail ontvang wat na my mening 'n kettingbrief is,
> hulle vesoek dat jy dit aanstuur en staaf met allerhande feite dat jy 'n
> prys gaan wen (as veskoning dat jy dit moet aanstuur) Die klomp
> 'intelligentes' van Unisa het almal in die 'trap' geval!
>
> Wat is die doel van 'n kettingbrief, behalwe om geld te mors (in ag genome
> die aantal KB waaruit dit bestaan) Wanneer sal mens weet dit is 'n
> kettingbrief?
>
> groete
>
> Shannon
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| Re: Wanneer is dit 'n kettingbrief [boodskap #20930 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #20841] |
Wed, 10 February 1999 00:00 |
Kobus Pietersen
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Shannon wrote in message ...
> Wat is die doel van 'n kettingbrief,
> Wanneer sal mens weet dit is 'n
> kettingbrief?
Kwarantyn wrote in message
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> And it's a little-known fact that the YK1 problem caused the Dark Ages.
Dis waarskynlik heeltemal waar hoor.
'n Soortgelyke probleem is al BC ondervind.
Hier is 'n baie ou brief wat onlangs in Italië ontdek is.
Dear Cassius,
Are you still working on the Y Zero K problem? This change from BC to AD
is giving us a lot of headaches, and we haven't much time left. I don't
know how people will cope with working the wrong way around. Having been
working happily downwards forever, now we have to start thinking
upwards.
You would think that someone would have thought of it earlier and not
left it to us to sort everything out at this last minute. I spoke to
Pilate the other evening, and he was livid that Julius hadn't done
something about it when he was sorting out the calendar. He said he
could see why Brutus turned nasty.
We called in Consultus, but he just said that continuing downwards using
minus BC won't work. As usual he charged us a fortune for doing nothing
useful. Surely we will not have to throw out all our hardware and start
again? Macrohard will make yet another fortune out of this, I suppose.
The moneylenders are paranoid, of course! They have been told that all
usury rates will invert and they will have to pay their clients to take
out loans. It's an ill wind...
As for myself, I just can't see the sand in an hourglass flowing
upwards.
We have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been
working on the problem, but unfortunately they won't arrive until it's
all over.
I have also heard that there are plans to stable all horses at midnight
at the turn of the year, as there are fears that they will stop and try
to run backwards, causing immense damage to chariots and possibly loss
of life. Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of
transition.
Anyway, we are still continuing to work on this blasted Y zero K
problem. I will stick-mail a parchment to you if anything further
develops. If you have any ideas please let me know.
Plutonius
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