| So met 'n tong in die kies! [boodskap #13472] |
Mon, 23 March 1998 00:00 |
Nico
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>>>> > You know you're in South Africa when...
>>>> >
>>>> > The prisoners go on strike.
>>>> >
>>>> > Your insurance is higher than the repayments on your car.
>>>> >
>>>> > The fact that there is an election and people are standing in
>>>> > line to vote is more important than the result of the election.
>>>> >
>>>> > The police advise you not to stop when they wave you down in the
>>>> >
>>>> > middle of the night, but rather speed past them and
>>>> > drive to your nearest police station.
>>>> >
>>>> > People would rather be killed in their beds than live in some
>>>> > country where they would have to get up and make them themselves.
>>>> >
>>>> > A mini-bus taxi overtakes you, and immediately stops in front of
>>>> > you.
>>>> >
>>>> > You don't stop at red traffic lights in case someone hijacks
>>>> > your car.
>>>> >
>>>> > A shop assistant makes you feel like he/she is doing you a
>>>> > favour by letting you buy from the shop.
>>>> >
>>>> > You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
>>>> >
>>>> > Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime
>>>> > rate is too high.
>>>> >
>>>> > You paint your car;s registartion number on the roof in large
>>>> > letters.
>>>> >
>>>> > The government has more opposition from themselves than any
>>>> > opposition party.
>>>> >
>>>> > A murderer gets a 2-year sentence, and a pirate M-Net viewer a
>>>> > 6-month sentence.
>>>> >
>>>> > When a minister is fired he returns the government cell 'phone,
>>>> > but keeps the G-number-plated BMW.
>>>> >
>>>> > Crime actually DOES pay.
>>>> >
>>>> > You can't even go on a business trip to Australia without
>>>> > somebody asking knowingly: "Oh, having a look around, are you?"
>>>> >
>>>> > You go to prison for murder, and instead of the death sentence
>>>> > you get a nice box of condoms.
>>>> >
>>>> > The Minister of Housing didn't build a single house, and the
>>>> > Minister of Finance doesn't wear a tie. The Mister-without-Portfolio
>>>> > makes more noise than all the others put together until he is
>>>> > given a portfolio, and then you never hear from him again.
>>>> >
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