| Michael Jackson [boodskap #119179] |
Vr, 26 Junie 2009 21:35 |
Jim A
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack because he suddenly
realized his plastic Arian face and skin color portrayed the
true essence of apartheid and racism...
Michael Jackson killed himself last night after he found out
“boys to men” was a band and not a delivery service...
Doctors believe Michael Jackson’s heart attack was due to
a hereditary problem. They think its probably the result of
a defective billy gene...
RIP Michael Jackson, he touched to many people, albeit
most of them children…
While in a coma, doctors were waiting for Michael Jackson
to show signs of life, then his heart suddenly pulsed “beat
it” in morse code...
Just read Michael Jackson’s funeral arrangements, he will
be melted down and made into plastic toys. That way kids
will play with him for a change...
I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson’s family. The final
decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy
choice to make...
I heard they are having to double the seating at Michael’s
funeral because children under 12 have to be accompanied
by an adult...
After Jackson’s funeral they decided it would be fitting to
rather have a giant tupperware party...
What do Jacko and Santa have in common ? They both like
to empty their sacks for little children...
After Michael Jackson’s sudden death Gary Glitter has offer-
ed to cover some of his dates, Henry aged 10, William aged
12 and Joel aged 13...
Condolences to the Jackson family, but could i also remind
you that collection day for recyclable plastics is Monday...
Apparently, Michael Jackson’s last wish was to be melted
down into little dildos so kids could still play with him...
Confirmation just came through that Michael Jackson died
of food poisoning. Apparently he choked on some 12 year
old nuts...
Out of respect, McDonalds have just released the McJack-
son burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are in-
correct. In fact he went to the children’s hospital and had a
stroke...
When ambulance officers arrived at Jackson’s home, they
found class A drugs in the kitchen, and the whole of Class
4B in his bedroom...
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family and
wants to know how much they want for the kids...
All Michael Jackson’s upcoming dates are now cancelled,
including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9...
Update : A contract has been signed with an international
toy company to have Michael Jackson’s remains melted
down and cast into little figures of Dirk prinsloo and Ad-
vocate Barbie...
Last minute breaking news : Michael Jackson DID die of
shock. His plastic surgeon told him he was white enough,
then he suddenly realized the U.S. has a black president...
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