| Re: Holiday Greeting [boodskap #118494] |
Wed, 03 December 2008 15:19 |
Jottie
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On 3 Dec, 08:37, "Riaan" wrote:
> Holiday Greetings to Everyone
>
> I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and family,
> but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without
> offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I
> wish to say the following:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, no
> addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday,
> practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
> secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all.
>
> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great
> (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and
> without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
> at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
> expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
> year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
> new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a
> significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
Uitstekend!
Ek gaan definitief daai een uitstuur na 'n paar vriende en familie.
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