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| This is a great country because: [boodskap #103044] |
Vr, 13 Mei 2005 14:43  |
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Frikkie Potgieter[2]
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This is a great country because:
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even
pays for it.
4. You can experience @&% service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car
kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and
smoke,
all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes,
without being called. The police you have to call about three times.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just
reported.
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they
are burgled
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
Ja nee!! Dis lekker hier!!
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| Re: This is a great country because: [boodskap #103045 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #103044] |
Vr, 13 Mei 2005 14:50  |
Max
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In Duitsland wil hulle nou rook agter die stuurwiel van jou kar verbied!
"Frikkie Potgieter"
> 7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car
> kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and
> smoke,
> all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
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| Re: This is a great country because: [boodskap #103061 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #103044] |
Sa, 14 Mei 2005 09:06 |
cape
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daar's n nuwe suburb in die kaap,
parklands (blouberg omgewing),
ons noem dit cloneville, in elke geval
daar is nou n mini pretoria aan die
ontstaan.
saterdag oggende word bakkies
en karre deur die slaaf gewas
terwyl vroulief die vleis marinate
vir vanaand se braai
na die geskarrel winkel en bottelstoor
toe settle almal met n drankie
voor die tv en begin ontspan
en wag vir vriende om op te daag
dis n rustige saterdag middag
die kinders is op e by klubs
of dronk iewers anders of
chill met n joint by n pel se huis
seevoels vlieg oor die suburbs
en sien hier en daar word
braaivure aangesteek
die son skyn en die wind waai
die buurtwag bakkies jaag rond
in die area, binne sit groot ouens
en check dinge uit wanneer
groot honde met name soos
shaka, vathom, hamba en slagter
hard blaf of wanneer katte alarms
laat afgaan
almal is nou veilig by hulle
destinations voor donker, want
hel, net fools en clubbers ry
rond in die aand
die wyn, bier en shooters vloei,
die vure brand defiantly in die
afrika donkerte en dan almal
dik gevreet, dronk en moeg
huistoe steier en vinnig van die
kar tot die huis tot die slot en alarm
snoesig en veilig en tevrede gaan slaap
dis waar, dis lekker hier
On Fri, 13 May 2005 16:43:59 +0200, "Frikkie Potgieter"
wrote:
> This is a great country because:
>
> 1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
>
> 2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
>
> 3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even
> pays for it.
>
> 4. You can experience @&% service in eleven official languages.
>
> 5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
>
> 6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
> they are by dancing.
>
> 7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car
> kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and
> smoke,
> all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
>
> 8. Great accent. (!!!)
>
> 9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
> dangerous city in the world.
>
> 10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
>
> 11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
>
> 12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes,
> without being called. The police you have to call about three times.
>
> 13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
>
> 14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
>
> 15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just
> reported.
>
> 16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
>
> 17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
>
> 18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they
> are burgled
>
> 19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
>
>
> Ja nee!! Dis lekker hier!!
>
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| Re: This is a great country because: [boodskap #103063 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #103061] |
Sa, 14 Mei 2005 09:13 |
Annette
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Jy vergeet om te meld hoe min voertuie met CA of WP registrasies in daardie
area is.....
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Groetnis
Annette
> skryf in boodskap news:4285bae4.61965984@news.intekom.co.za...
> daar's n nuwe suburb in die kaap,
> parklands (blouberg omgewing),
> ons noem dit cloneville, in elke geval
> daar is nou n mini pretoria aan die
> ontstaan.
>
> saterdag oggende word bakkies
> en karre deur die slaaf gewas
> terwyl vroulief die vleis marinate
> vir vanaand se braai
>
> na die geskarrel winkel en bottelstoor
> toe settle almal met n drankie
> voor die tv en begin ontspan
> en wag vir vriende om op te daag
>
> dis n rustige saterdag middag
> die kinders is op e by klubs
> of dronk iewers anders of
> chill met n joint by n pel se huis
>
> seevoels vlieg oor die suburbs
> en sien hier en daar word
> braaivure aangesteek
> die son skyn en die wind waai
>
> die buurtwag bakkies jaag rond
> in die area, binne sit groot ouens
> en check dinge uit wanneer
> groot honde met name soos
> shaka, vathom, hamba en slagter
> hard blaf of wanneer katte alarms
> laat afgaan
>
> almal is nou veilig by hulle
> destinations voor donker, want
> hel, net fools en clubbers ry
> rond in die aand
>
> die wyn, bier en shooters vloei,
> die vure brand defiantly in die
> afrika donkerte en dan almal
> dik gevreet, dronk en moeg
> huistoe steier en vinnig van die
> kar tot die huis tot die slot en alarm
> snoesig en veilig en tevrede gaan slaap
>
> dis waar, dis lekker hier
>
>
>
>
>
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> On Fri, 13 May 2005 16:43:59 +0200, "Frikkie Potgieter"
> wrote:
>
>> This is a great country because:
>>
>> 1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
>>
>> 2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
>>
>> 3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even
>> pays for it.
>>
>> 4. You can experience @&% service in eleven official languages.
>>
>> 5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
>>
>> 6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
>> they are by dancing.
>>
>> 7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car
>> kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and
>> smoke,
>> all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
>>
>> 8. Great accent. (!!!)
>>
>> 9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
>> dangerous city in the world.
>>
>> 10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
>>
>> 11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
>>
>> 12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes,
>> without being called. The police you have to call about three times.
>>
>> 13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
>>
>> 14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
>>
>> 15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just
>> reported.
>>
>> 16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
>>
>> 17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
>>
>> 18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they
>> are burgled
>>
>> 19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
>>
>>
>> Ja nee!! Dis lekker hier!!
>>
>
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