Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96174] |
Thu, 05 August 2004 19:08 |
zaphod beeblebrox
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This newsgroup is supposed to be about Afrikaans culture. If what I see
here is representative of Afrikaans culture, heaven help us. You are
all so hung up about the fuckin' Apartheid era tha you can't see past
the ends of your noses. Stop the bitchin'and moanin' and smell the
coffee, man!
Yeah, so everything is not hunky dory. But what's new 'bout that? The
previous "regime" (I HATE that word!) was a lot of wankers, so is the
new one. So is the USA's Bush-government and no doubt so will the
forthcoming Kerry-government also be. Learn to live WITH and USE the
system in your favour: dog eat dog, every man for himself and fuck the
rest, is what I say.
Or is it that your "culture" revolves around bitchin' and moanin'?
Can't you see the old hag from Canada is just stringin' you all along?
Everything she accuses you lot of, she does and much more, sometimes in
the very post that she harangues you with.
Sheesh, you ARE a lot of dumb motherfuckin' rockspiders!
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Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
President of the Universe
Wake up and smell the Pangalactic Gargleblaster!
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Re: Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96181 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #96177] |
Thu, 05 August 2004 20:04 |
zaphod beeblebrox
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Sigh! Oscar killed him!
Katryn wrote:
> zaphod beeblebrox skryf:
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>> Sheesh, you ARE a lot of dumb motherfuckin' rockspiders!
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> Nee genugtig. Ons verkies jou Knersus inkarnasie bo dié stuk gemors.
> Wat het jy met Knersus gemaak?
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Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
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Wake up and smell the Pangalactic Gargleblaster!
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Re: Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96208 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #96174] |
Fri, 06 August 2004 05:58 |
Plato
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True. For the most part. Welcome.
zaphod beeblebrox wrote:
> This newsgroup is supposed to be about Afrikaans culture. If what I see
> here is representative of Afrikaans culture, heaven help us. You are
> all so hung up about the fuckin' Apartheid era tha you can't see past
> the ends of your noses. Stop the bitchin'and moanin' and smell the
> coffee, man!
>
> Yeah, so everything is not hunky dory. But what's new 'bout that? The
> previous "regime" (I HATE that word!) was a lot of wankers, so is the
> new one. So is the USA's Bush-government and no doubt so will the
> forthcoming Kerry-government also be. Learn to live WITH and USE the
> system in your favour: dog eat dog, every man for himself and fuck the
> rest, is what I say.
>
> Or is it that your "culture" revolves around bitchin' and moanin'?
>
> Can't you see the old hag from Canada is just stringin' you all along?
> Everything she accuses you lot of, she does and much more, sometimes in
> the very post that she harangues you with.
>
> Sheesh, you ARE a lot of dumb motherfuckin' rockspiders!
>
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Re: Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96219 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #96174] |
Fri, 06 August 2004 07:21 |
Spencer
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Learn to live WITH and USE the
system in your favour: dog eat dog, every man for himself and fuck the
rest, is what I say.
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Ja, todat die ongeluk jou tref - dan sal jy 'n ander deuntjie sing.
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Re: Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96280 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #96174] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 15:25 |
Waaierstertmuis
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Terloops (ek praat nou sommer namens ou Dirk). Die plagiaat in
onderstaande gebrabbel was opsetlik.
En ek verwys nie na die DNA aanhalings nie.
Dirk Gently skryf:
> zaphod beeblebrox skryf:
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>> Or is it that your "culture" revolves around bitchin' and moanin'?
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> No, not only. They love discussing body functions such as farting.
> Their language is filthy beyond belief. They love using monosyllabic
> words such as fok. Will spend endless messages discussing the proper
> spelling of poep-hol and never cease talking about gat. They love
> their gat words.
> I believe therefore that the Afrikaner "culture" that you see
> represented in this group, revolves around gatte.
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> What is the salmon of doubt, anyway?
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> Greetings dear Zaphod.
>
> Dirk Gently - holistic detective.
> I don't do cats.
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Re: Culture!? Don't make me laugh! [boodskap #96496 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #96174] |
Wed, 11 August 2004 15:00 |
Ferdi Greyling
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On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 21:08:35 +0200, zaphod beeblebrox
wrote:
> This newsgroup is supposed to be about Afrikaans culture. If what I see
> here is representative of Afrikaans culture, heaven help us.
Christ, get over Douglas Adams. Very nice books but not much more than
gentle satire.
And to base youself on them to such a degree that you even take the
name!
If you are under 17 years old, maybe you will get away with it for a
short while. But only if you can follow it up with something of your
own that takes it further.
But you did not. So, talking about culture...... go get some before
you engage in things like this, OK?
P.S. Try Checkers, between the chicken and the cheese. There should be
a culture around there. Do swallow it.
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