| Wie soek werk? [boodskap #94958] |
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Kantelberg.
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> FOOLPROOF EMPLOYEE SELECTION TECHNIQUE
>
>
> Does your company have a problem in recruiting
> the right person for the right job?
>
> If yes, try out this simple experiment.
> Put around 100 bricks in some particular
> order in a closed room with an open window.
> Then send 2-3 candidates at a time into the room and close it
> from the outside.
>
> Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours,
> then analyse the situation:
>
> If they are counting and recounting the
> number of bricks,
> put them in ACCOUNTS
>
> If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,
> put them in the CLEARING DEPT
>
> If they are trying to stack up the bricks into some complicated structure, so
> unstable it keeps on falling over, put them in
> STRATEGIC PLANNING
>
> If they are throwing the bricks at each other,
> put them in OPERATIONS
>
> If they are sleeping,
> put them in SECURITY
>
> If they have broken the bricks into pieces,
> put them in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
>
> If they are sitting idle,
> put them in HUMAN RESOURCES
>
> If they have thrown the bricks out of the window,
> put them in the LOANS SECTION
>
> If they are clinging onto the bricks,
> put them in TREASURY
>
> If they are only discussing and not a brick has moved,
> put them in MANAGEMENT
>
> If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not
> a brick has moved,
> put them in SALES
>
> If they have already left for the day,
> put them in MARKETING
>
>
> ENDS
>
> --
> Dr. Chris R. Tame, Director
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