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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92113] |
Do, 15 April 2004 10:20  |
PietHein
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Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92114 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92113] |
Do, 15 April 2004 10:20  |
PietHein
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Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92115 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92114] |
Do, 15 April 2004 12:02 |
Max
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Ou Piet, stuur jou mailadres vir Gloudina. Sy gaan jou baie like!
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"PietHein" skryf in boodskap news:frjwtg7xsod2q1v3ahcdleatxt3cgyqmfz@hein...
> Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
> Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
> Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
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> Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92117 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92115] |
Do, 15 April 2004 13:18 |
PietHein
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As sy strak gespanne latexrokkies dra is alles goed. ;)
"Max" schreef in bericht
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> Ou Piet, stuur jou mailadres vir Gloudina. Sy gaan jou baie like!
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> "PietHein" wrote in message
> news:frjwtg7xsod2q1v3ahcdleatxt3cgyqmfz@hein...
>> Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
>> Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
>> Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
>> Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92119 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92117] |
Do, 15 April 2004 13:54 |
Max
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Nee Piet! Hoe gaan ek nou daai beeld uit my gedagtes kry?!
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"PietHein" skryf in boodskap news:3tvg6lvv1zy1jtsukom8suqbnexfhndwzp@hein...
> As sy strak gespanne latexrokkies dra is alles goed. ;)
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> "Max" schreef in bericht
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>> Ou Piet, stuur jou mailadres vir Gloudina. Sy gaan jou baie like!
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>> "PietHein" wrote in message
>> news:frjwtg7xsod2q1v3ahcdleatxt3cgyqmfz@hein...
>>> Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
>>> Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
>>> Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
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>>> Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92124 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92114] |
Do, 15 April 2004 15:17 |
Frikkie Potgieter[2]
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Jammer ou maat om van jou KAK te hoor ????
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 12:20:52 +0200 (MEST), PietHein
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> Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
> Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
> Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
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> Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92138 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92119] |
Vr, 16 April 2004 03:58 |
Annette
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Sit 'n swepie en lang stewels by, en die prentjie is voltooi:)
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"Max" skryf in boodskap news:407e9515$0$558$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
> Nee Piet! Hoe gaan ek nou daai beeld uit my gedagtes kry?!
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> Max____________________________
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> "PietHein" wrote in message
> news:3tvg6lvv1zy1jtsukom8suqbnexfhndwzp@hein...
>> As sy strak gespanne latexrokkies dra is alles goed. ;)
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>> "Max" schreef in bericht
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>>> Ou Piet, stuur jou mailadres vir Gloudina. Sy gaan jou baie like!
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>>> "PietHein" wrote in message
>>> news:frjwtg7xsod2q1v3ahcdleatxt3cgyqmfz@hein...
>>>> Lok my nie met 'n afrikaanse 'Subject' nie, a.s.b.
>>>> Ek kom hier om afrikaans te oefen.
>>>> Eers vertaal, en dan pas gaan ek lees.
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>>>> Frikkie Potgieter schreef in bericht
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>> --
>> PietHein
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92145 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92138] |
Vr, 16 April 2004 07:18 |
Max
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Is daai "Puss in boots" stewels by julle ook nou so hoogmode? Daai wat mens
die laaste paar duim bo so omvou? Met visnetkouse...
Daar's nie veel dinge nie, maar dít vind ek super geil!
Max____________________________
"Annette"
> Sit 'n swepie en lang stewels by, en die prentjie is voltooi:)
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92147 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92145] |
Vr, 16 April 2004 08:23 |
Spencer
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"Puss in boots" ?????
Dis 'n mode waarmee ek myself kan vereenselwig.
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92157 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92113] |
Vr, 16 April 2004 17:54 |
PietR
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Ek vind dit baie snaaks......dankie!
Frikkie Potgieter skryf in boodskap news:gcls70t0s2gginpdcj1b7n1viutvei2opi@4ax.com...
> Some of these are pretty good, apparently real stuff that has been
> recorded between planes and Air Tower :
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> Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
> Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
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> "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
> "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
> "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
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> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm
> f...ing bored!"
>
> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
> immediately!"
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> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
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> O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a
> Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
> United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the
> little Fokker in sight."
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> A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While
> attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your
> last known position?"
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> Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
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> A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll
> out after touching down.
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> San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end
> of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the
> Guadalupe exit
>
> off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the
> airport."
>
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> There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority
> landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit
> peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number
> two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down."Ah," the fighter
> pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
>
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> Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and
> returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A
> concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was
> the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the
> engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a
> new pilot."
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> A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard
> the following:
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> Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
>
> Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in
> English."
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> Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
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> Germany Why must I speak English?"
>
> Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
> "Because you lost the bloody war."
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> Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
> frequency 1247"
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> Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,
> after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of
> the runway."
>
> Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702,
> contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from
> Eastern 702?"
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> Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes
> we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."
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> One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold
> short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,
> rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some
> quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
> "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
>
> The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with
> a real zinger:
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> "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have
> enough parts for another one."
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> The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
> short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate
> parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from
> them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to
> the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British
> Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt,
> Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
>
> Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747
> pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
>
> Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
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> Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location
> now."
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> Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not
> been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in
> 1944, but it was dark, -- and I didn't land."
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> While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight
> departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose
> with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the
> US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?!
>
> I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on
> Delta!
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> Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference
> between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the
> embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've
> screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay
> right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect
> progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to
> go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You
> got that, US Air 2771?"
>
> "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground
> control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal
> bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate
> ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every
> cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.
>
> Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone,
> asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92217 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92145] |
Di, 20 April 2004 20:22 |
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Sjoe, sjoe is dit nou soos in die nederlandse "geil"?
"Max" skryf in boodskap news:407f89c4$0$13292$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
> Is daai "Puss in boots" stewels by julle ook nou so hoogmode? Daai wat mens
> die laaste paar duim bo so omvou? Met visnetkouse...
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> Daar's nie veel dinge nie, maar dít vind ek super geil!
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> Max____________________________
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> "Annette"
>> Sit 'n swepie en lang stewels by, en die prentjie is voltooi:)
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| Re: Vliegtuig grappe: [boodskap #92244 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92217] |
Wo, 21 April 2004 09:11 |
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Yebo, jags is so 'n lelike woord!
Max____________________________
"Claymor"
> Sjoe, sjoe is dit nou soos in die nederlandse "geil"?
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> "Max" wrote in message
> news:407f89c4$0$13292$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
>> Is daai "Puss in boots" stewels by julle ook nou so hoogmode? Daai wat mens
>> die laaste paar duim bo so omvou? Met visnetkouse...
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>> Daar's nie veel dinge nie, maar dít vind ek super geil!
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>> Max____________________________
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>> "Annette"
>>> Sit 'n swepie en lang stewels by, en die prentjie is voltooi:)
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| Re: Zonder beter bestuur is Suriname kansloos [boodskap #93684 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92113] |
Vr, 04 Junie 2004 11:14 |
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Heel simpel jongens.
De actuele regiseur van de wereld handel (het westen) laat dit niet toe.
En geen verkeerde beweging want dan ga je er aan. Eerst wordt je
"credebility" gekrenkt, dan volgt de legitieme HUMANITAIRE MILITAIRE
INTERVENTIE die je weer terugbrengt naar "de middeleeuwen". Kun je weer
opnieuw beginnen.
Hoe doen ze het? Zie hier het antwoord op de grote vraag:
IMF, de vetorecht houdende landen in de VN, Wereldbank, EU & USA
subsidierende instanties en wetten, Amnesty, Kyoto verdrag)
PietHein wrote:
> Blykbaar nie.
> Miskien dat 'n Surinamer op nl.politiek vir jou kan uitlê waarom nie.
Wat ik wel eens een keer uitgelegt zou willen krijgen is wanneer gaan
jullie het is zonder onze ontwikkelingshulp voor elkaar krijgen. Wanneer
gaan jullie het eens zonder het IMF en de wereldbank doen?
Lijkt me een interessant tafereel.
Een echte open markt en het enige wat jullie nu nog kunnen produceren is
huurlingen en oorlog...
Hey? Wacht eens even?........
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> "Cool Smithy P" schreef in bericht
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>> Kan die Surinamers nie hulself help nie?
>> "PietHein" schreef in bericht
>> news:ztukk1a13zb852n85c8ns1bvqkwxjk33v9@hein...
>>> "C@rio" schreef in bericht
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>>>> Van Ardenne: Zonder beter bestuur is Suriname kansloos
>>>> DEN HAAG - Nederland wil de ontwikkelingsrelatie met Suriname op een
>>>> zakelijker leest schoeien. Goed bestuur gaat nadrukkelijk een rol spelen
>>>> bij de vraag in hoeverre de voormalige kolonie ook in de toekomst een
>>>> beroep kan blijven doen op Nederlandse steun.
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>>>> "Als Suriname niet beter wordt bestuurd is het land kansloos", zei
>>>> minister Van Ardenne (Ontwikkelingssamenwerking) donderdag tijdens een
>>>> overleg met de Tweede kamer over het rapport 'Een belaste relatie'. Het
>>>> rapport beschrijft de mislukking van 25 jaar ontwikkelingshulp aan
>>>> Suriname. Of, zoals Van Ardenne het verwoordde, het over de balk gooien
>>>> van 3,5 miljard gulden aan ontwikkelingsgeld.
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>>> Waarom wyk Afrikaners nie uit naar daardie - vanweë die wanbeheer na die
>>> dekolonisasie - leeggeloop Suriname nie, en ontwikkel die land?
>>> Hulle moet natuurlik meteen sê dat hulle weliswaar baie slegte rassiste
>> is, maar desondanks bereid te wees die swakkere (swartes) te help.
>>> Dis mos ook 'n kans om hulle taalkundige stempel af te druk:
>>> Mens praat Nederlands in Suriname!
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| Re: Skryf 'n Boek [boodskap #94937 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92113] |
Wo, 14 Julie 2004 15:05 |
Annette
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Sy gehoorapparaatjie?:)))
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Annette
"PietHein" skryf in boodskap news:frjwtf7xsod2q1v3ahcdleatxt3cgyqmfz@hein...
> Versorg hom goed!
> Plaas reëlmatig 'n vars batterytjie in jou apparaatjie, en jy sal nooit
> meer moeilikhede het nie.
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> "Annette" schreef in bericht
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>> ..., altyd goedversorg is, hom...
>> ... en nooit seks te weier nie.
>> Ek wonder in watter kas die skrywer die afgelope dertig jaar gesit het.
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