| Re: See a Witchdoctor - whinger! [boodskap #88972] |
Do, 08 Januarie 2004 19:18  |
Dingus
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.. sniggering too much to ones self can cause internal farting - be
forwarned Sir, internal farting can lead to many strange things.
For example it is widely accepted that internal farting was the prime reason
for the Great Trek.
Yes folks! Believe it or not an internal fart lead to a clot on the brain of
one of South Africas best unknown early pioneers. This clot, his name evades
me now, organized a great trek into the wildest of wild, eventuating in
places such as Gauteng, OFS etc. filled with people babling in a strange
tongue.
One of these strange folk by the name of Piet van der Horst, 1878 scribed:
Die Swart Berge (In competition to Die Blou Berge).
O - die Berge.
Die heerlike berge.
Hoe swart en groet hulle is,
my hart pomp soos tannie se poephol
na sy vrot vrugte ge eet het.
O - die Berge.
Oooo
Ooo
Oo
O
o.
On the other hand, loud volumptious farting relieves pressure on everything
within the body.
In fact, the good lady wanting a solution to her aches and pains, sinusitus
etc. may well find relief in a tin of baked beans.
An old boer remedy for exactly this ailment, suggests the tin and contents
be warmed to about 23.5 degrees C before being opened. Upon opening, add two
pinches of salt, and then before the temperature drops to below 22.7 C pour
the contents over the head while reciting this poem:
Die Boontjies - deur H.A. Oppervlakte 1888.
(Can be sung to the tune of 'n Donkie is 'n wonderlike Ding for quicker
results).
Die boontjie, O die boontjie
die boontjie is 'n wonderlike ding
(bullshit! 'n Dingus is 'n wonderliKKe ding).
Hy's groot en hy's groen en soos 'n pampoon
die sal jou poephol laat sing!
(Repeat three times after meals).
"Nude Raider" skryf in boodskap news:O66DNQVR37994.6140277778@anonymous.poster...
> Listen you whinger - you live in Afrikaaa, so why not do as the
> locals do and consult a tradishinaaal healer for you problem.
> Speak to your new masters and see what they proscribe for your
> immaginary ailment.
>
> I would guess it to be something like ground-up monkeys balls or
> similar.
>
> Don't look for sympathy in this NG as it's inhabited largely by
> a bunch of un-caring individuals.
>
> Get a life and start undertsnading the ways of your black
> supervisors!
>
> Nude Raider
> =================
> (Sniggering quietly to himself)
>
> --
> Questo messaggio e' stato inoltrato automaticamente
> da un paio di anonymous remailer. Il mittente originale
> e' sconosciuto e non identificabile. Datevi pace.
>
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| Re: See a Witchdoctor - whinger! [boodskap #88976 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #88972] |
Do, 08 Januarie 2004 20:09  |
Elaine
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My Sangoma het laat weet sy's Australië - al haar kliënte glo het daarheen
getrek. Hier's nie meer werk vir haar nie.
"Nude Raider" skryf in boodskap news:O66DNQVR37994.6140277778@anonymous.poster...
> Listen you whinger - you live in Afrikaaa, so why not do as the
> locals do and consult a tradishinaaal healer for you problem.
> Speak to your new masters and see what they proscribe for your
> immaginary ailment.
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