| Re: The greatest man ever [boodskap #78925] |
Sa, 07 Junie 2003 16:10 |
Jesus
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On Sat, 7 Jun 2003 15:45:54 +1200, "ur_droll" wrote in
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> "Jesus" wrote in message
> : On Sat, 07 Jun 2003 00:48:00 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : >Fri, 06 Jun 2003 12:59:41 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : >until Jesus wrote:
> : >>On Fri, 06 Jun 2003 02:13:56 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : >>>Thu, 05 Jun 2003 17:36:24 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : >>>until Jesus wrote:
> : >>>>On Thu, 05 Jun 2003 02:51:44 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : >>>>>Thu, 05 Jun 2003 03:25:32 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : >>>>>until Jesus wrote:
> : >>>>>>On Wed, 04 Jun 2003 18:41:50 GMT, Keith E. wrote
> : >>>>>>>Wed, 04 Jun 2003 14:48:41 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : >>>>>>>until Jesus wrote:
> : >>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 19:47:48 GMT, Keith E.
> : >>>>>>>>>Tue, 03 Jun 2003 15:48:05 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : >>>>>>>>>until Jesus wrote:
> : >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 03:26:00 GMT, Keith E.
> : >>>>>>>>>>>I'm not here for your amusement!
> : >>>>>>>>>>yer a funny guy, Keith.
> : >>>>>>>>>But I'm no mushroom.
> : >>>>>>>>do you think yer fungi II? that's a movie title, right?
> : >>>>>>>I don't know. Does that mean I _am_ a mushroom?
> : >>>>>>you sound hungup on mushrooms.
> : >>>>>>right now i'd love to bite into a large sumptious mushroom sauce
> burger.
> : >>>>>>fortunately i can, if i am prepared to get into my car and drive to
> Sea
> : >>>>>>Point. there's a place there that makes really good burgers 24/7.
> : >>>>>>but it's fucking cold tonight, so i am going to get into bed instead
> and
> : >>>>>>dream of burgers.
> : >>>>>Morel season has just ended. For the last month, tourists from
> : >>>>>the city have been cluttering up the woods, looking for them.
> : >>>>>Locals hunt for them too, because resorts around here will pay up
> : >>>>>to $50-$60 a pound for 'em.
> : >>>>>I hate mushrooms.
> : >>>>it sounds like the truffle hunt the French indulge in.
> : >>>We don't sniff 'em out like those pigs.
> : >>maybe you should.
> : >I'll die before I do anything french.
> : i wouldn't mind fucking a french woman. but she better not whisper "take
> : me there"...
> They don't "whisper"
there's this fucking Lentherec ad campaign running locally. all the cans of
spray have different numbers on them.
and this number apparently represents some statistic of this naked french
girl's passion. so in this husky french whisper, she shares with us the fact
that at the height of her passion her heart rate reaches 120 beats per
minute.
then she concludes every ad with the husky whisper, "take me there".
it's actually bloody stupid and i end up laughing at her instead of getting
all hot under the collar.
i guess South African men are not the world's greatest lovers.
give me another stuk of biltong.
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