| Re: Iraq information minister cartoons where [boodskap #76298] |
Vr, 18 April 2003 00:52 |
The Return Of GP
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"ur_droll" skryf in boodskap news:jiFna.4374$mZ4.82259@news.xtra.co.nz...
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> "The Return Of GP" wrote in message
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> : "The Return of Mel" wrote in message
> : news:ro4t9vg6u7c9rei6aunnb85ol3gpj9kqcr@4ax.com...
> : > On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 01:20:53 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > message :
> : > >Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:22:12 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >until The Return of Mel wrote:
> : > >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 03:14:08 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > >>message :
> : > >>>Wed, 16 Apr 2003 00:53:07 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >>>until The Return of Mel wrote:
> : > >>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 18:31:09 GMT, Keith E. wrote in
> : > >>>>message :
> : > >>>>>Tue, 15 Apr 2003 17:06:40 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> : > >>>>>until Uwe Ziegenhagen wrote:
> : > >>>>>>Hello folks,
> : > >>>>>>I am looking for cartoons with the famous iraqi information minister
> : > >>>>>>Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf.
> : > >>>>>>I saw one showing him telling the reporters "no americans here"
> : while
> : > >>>>>>several GIs showd "Hi mom" sign behind him. Anyone knows where to
> : find
> : > >>>>>>this?
> : > >>>>>>Uwe
> : > >>>>>Try Baghdad.
> : > >>>>he's German. they can't go there. in fact he prolly is already
> : breaking his
> : > >>>>country's laws just for posting about Iraq.
> : > >>>>oh to be free as a German!
> : > >>>Maybe he outta try Paris.
> : > >>it's so passe.
> : > >Well, it will be when we're done bombing.
> : >
> : > Mugabe told Bush to go to hell. I think that deserves a nuclear response.
> :
> : why don't you just blow it out your fat faggot ass fag boy.
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> Cause Drool's head is in the way
you really love that don't you kiwi
Enrich your diction with these tips:
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of normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints
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an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive
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OLD PHRASE PREFERRED NEW PHRASE
No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck. Perhaps you should check
with...
Ask me if I give a fuck. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with
that project.
What the fuck? Interesting.
Fuck it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can
implement this.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me that I'll try to schedule that.
sooner?
When the fuck do you expect me I can work late.
to do this?
Who the fuck cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?
He's get his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
problem.
Eat shit! You don't say.
Eat shit and die. Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?
What the fuck do they want from my life? They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help
with it?
Fuck it, I'm on salary. I don't think you
understand.
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died & made you the boss? You want me to take care of
this?
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.
I really don't give a shit. I don't think it will
be a problem.
He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat
insensitive.
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive
go-getter.
You don't know what the I love you're doing. I think you could use more
training.
This place is all fucked up. We're a little disorganized
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> : > or take all his money, pop his eyes out and skull fuck him.
> :
> : i'm suprized you're not doing it yourself fag boy.
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> :
> : Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are
> : you doin?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says,
> : "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
> : milkman filled her this morning."
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> : >
> : > --
> : > smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
> : > time to put out the trash. the euro trash.
> :
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