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Wo, 26 Februarie 2003 13:29 |
Adamstor
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says "I'm Shaun Pollock, the captain of the national
Proteas cricket team. The Proteas need me, it would be unfair to them if
I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Winnie Mandela, says "I am the former wife of the
former President of South Africa, and the Queen of all of Africa. I am
also the most dedicated woman in the world, a member of parliament, and
president of the ANC Women's League". She takes one of the parachutes
and jumps.
The third passenger, Thabo Mbeki, says " I am the President of the
Republic of South Africa. I have a huge responsibility in world politics
in general and in African politics in particular; Zimbabwe needs me. And
apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of
the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he
takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, former archbishop Desmond Tutu, says to the fifth
passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already
lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for
you.South Africa's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
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