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Threeships Mcduck
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ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a
wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening
bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up.
TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought male. But consider, it
gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
Threeships Mcduck
www.mothership.co.za
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