Iemand.... [boodskap #54028] |
Di, 27 November 2001 07:49 |
Drom[1]
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...genaamd "Whodunnit" het 'n berig in die ng bokand hierdie een
(culture.south-africa) geplaas wat getitel is, "Why did the chicken
cross the road?" Gaan kyk daarna, dis snaaks.
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54030 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54028] |
Di, 27 November 2001 12:12 |
Annette
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Drom nee - dit werk nie so nie.:))
Sommige van ons is bietjie besig - so plaas nou die ding vir ons hier, in
aanhalingstekens:))))
Annette
Drom skryf in boodskap news:1e507c17.0111262349.25a4b20c@posting.google.com...
> ...genaamd "Whodunnit" het 'n berig in die ng bokand hierdie een
> (culture.south-africa) geplaas wat getitel is, "Why did the chicken
> cross the road?" Gaan kyk daarna, dis snaaks.
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54037 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54028] |
Di, 27 November 2001 18:49 |
Davie Davis
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On 27 Nov 2001 10:51:17 -0800, ddu...@ufh.ac.za (Drom) wrote:
> . Kan iemand help?
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> Drom
Ek sal daarna gaan soek en saambring
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54038 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54030] |
Di, 27 November 2001 18:51 |
Drom[1]
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"Annette" skryf in boodskap news:...
> Drom nee - dit werk nie so nie.:))
> Sommige van ons is bietjie besig - so plaas nou die ding vir ons hier, in
> aanhalingstekens:))))
> Annette
>
Jong Annette, ek betree hierdie nuusgroepe deur google, en dit lyk nie
asof hulle wil he ek moet aan hulle venstertjies torring nie. Kan
iemand help?
Drom
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54039 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54038] |
Di, 27 November 2001 19:04 |
Davie Davis
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On 27 Nov 2001 10:51:17 -0800, ddu...@ufh.ac.za (Drom) wrote:
> "Annette" skryf in boodskap news:...
>> Drom nee - dit werk nie so nie.:))
>> Sommige van ons is bietjie besig - so plaas nou die ding vir ons hier, in
>> aanhalingstekens:))))
>> Annette
> Jong Annette, ek betree hierdie nuusgroepe deur google, en dit lyk nie
> asof hulle wil he ek moet aan hulle venstertjies torring nie. Kan
> iemand help?
>
> Drom
Daar's net drie briewe as jy myne saamtel Drom.
:_)
DD
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54043 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54039] |
Di, 27 November 2001 19:47 |
Soemoe
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"Davie Davis" skryf in boodskap news:pso70uogbdbkide46jde44o6ppksfphksj@4ax.com...
> On 27 Nov 2001 10:51:17 -0800, ddu...@ufh.ac.za (Drom) wrote:
>
>> "Annette" wrote in message news:...
>>> Drom nee - dit werk nie so nie.:))
>>> Sommige van ons is bietjie besig - so plaas nou die ding vir ons hier, in
>>> aanhalingstekens:))))
>>> Annette
>
>> Jong Annette, ek betree hierdie nuusgroepe deur google, en dit lyk nie
>> asof hulle wil he ek moet aan hulle venstertjies torring nie. Kan
>> iemand help?
>>
>> Drom
>
>
> Daar's net drie briewe as jy myne saamtel Drom.
> :_)
>
> DD
>
Hier is dit, met permissie:
"COSATU: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking, South African.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
DR NELSON MANDELA Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing
the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
GRANDPA SIMPSON:In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BISHOP TUTU: We need a society where people will learn to forgive all the
chickens that crossed the road. However, forgiveness will be granted to
chickens that convince the nation that their reasons for crossing the road
were politically motivated
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
TONY LEON: People should stop blaming everything on the legacy of 'the
chicken that crossed the road'. The chicken never willingly crossed the
road - the circumstances at that time forced the chicken to cross the road.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have
to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between
the chicken and
the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released e-Chicken 2001, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
cheque book. And, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of the Chicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question.
PAN AFRICAN CONGRESS: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
COLONEL SANDERS (KFC): I missed one?"
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Re: Iemand.... [boodskap #54052 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #54043] |
Wo, 28 November 2001 04:00 |
Annette
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Dankie Soemoe, Drom en Davie.
Baie snaaks inderdaad:))
Annette
Soemoe skryf in boodskap news:9u0qj8$qc2$1@suaar1aa.prod.compuserve.com...
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> "Davie Davis" wrote in message
> news:pso70uogbdbkide46jde44o6ppksfphksj@4ax.com...
>> On 27 Nov 2001 10:51:17 -0800, ddu...@ufh.ac.za (Drom) wrote:
>>
>>> "Annette" wrote in message
> news:...
>>>> Drom nee - dit werk nie so nie.:))
>>>> Sommige van ons is bietjie besig - so plaas nou die ding vir ons
hier,
> in
>>>> aanhalingstekens:))))
>>>> Annette
>>
>>> Jong Annette, ek betree hierdie nuusgroepe deur google, en dit lyk nie
>>> asof hulle wil he ek moet aan hulle venstertjies torring nie. Kan
>>> iemand help?
>>>
>>> Drom
>>
>>
>> Daar's net drie briewe as jy myne saamtel Drom.
>> :_)
>>
>> DD
>>
> Hier is dit, met permissie:
> "COSATU: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking, South African.
> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
> DR NELSON MANDELA Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing
> the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
> GRANDPA SIMPSON:In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
> Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
> for us.
> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> BISHOP TUTU: We need a society where people will learn to forgive all the
> chickens that crossed the road. However, forgiveness will be granted to
> chickens that convince the nation that their reasons for crossing the road
> were politically motivated
> KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
> RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
> TONY LEON: People should stop blaming everything on the legacy of 'the
> chicken that crossed the road'. The chicken never willingly crossed the
> road - the circumstances at that time forced the chicken to cross the road.
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
> chickens have
> to cross before you believe it?
> SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> THABO MBEKI: We need to establish if really there is a connection between
> the chicken and
> the road.
> BILL GATES: I have just released e-Chicken 2001, which will not only cross
> roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
> cheque book. And, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of the Chicken.
> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
> beneath the
> chicken?
> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
> by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
> GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question.
> PAN AFRICAN CONGRESS: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
> chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
> COLONEL SANDERS (KFC): I missed one?"
>
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