| 'Skuus dis nie in ons taal nie [boodskap #47251] |
Di, 24 Julie 2001 08:20 |
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Sakkie[3]
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Ek het net gedink party ouens hier het genoeg humorsin om hierdie een te
geniet :-)))))))))
> WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is
> Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
> says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
>
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
> respond in an intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
> the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
> Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
>
> They had one son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
> religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
> Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
> Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. !
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock,
> and, because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
> known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and
> they produced a son with a rather nervous
> disposition named Chicken Schitt.
>
> Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and
> Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
> and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
> dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
> newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
>
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
> Hoarse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
> the world. He recently returned from Italy with his
> new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.!
>
> Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt"
> you can correct them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt, who's into Bull Schitt
>
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