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Fri, 18 June 2004 17:48  |
Noddy
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Kan iemand aub die volgende in Afrikaans vertaal en op die NG pos?
Vele dank,
Johannes Kantelberg.
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The business case for making drunken street brawling an Olympic sport is
overwhelming. Consider this:
It is highly competitive.
It emulates what the ancient Greeks were doing most of the time in any case.
It has no problem with venues. It can take place virtually anywhere, as long as
there is a pub nearby. No special stadia are required.
It has a huge popular following.
It is highly photogenic and televisiogenic.
It encourages competitors to achieve their personal bests.
It is the only sport that enables individual and team efforts to be merged
seamlessly.
It has no complicated fixed time frames. Its performance can be measured in
seconds, minutes or hours. Days even. No stop watches are required. Indeed,
competitors will be carrying their own starting pistols.
Its commercial potential on television is limitless.
Host countries of the Olympics can use this new sport as an invaluable police
training opportunity.
Unlike any other sport, this would be the only "politician-friendly" sport in
that it can be used very effectively by politician's to justify their pet
initiatives such as banning alcohol, tobacco, hamburgers, firearms, tattoos,
shaven heads, travelling abroad etc.
Why this sport has not been granted Olympic status yet is a mystery.
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| Re: Nuwe Olipiese sport [boodskap #94229 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #94228] |
Sun, 20 June 2004 21:53  |
bouer
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"Ellie" skryf
> So wat dink jy van al die gebeurtenisse hier Ant Hessie? Het julle ook
> gesien wat n ophef hulle van Reagan gemaak het? Ek wonder of die ander
> lewende presidente, Carter, Ford en Clinton ook sulke groot begrafnisse gaan
> kry? Nixon se begrafnis was stil en sonder ophef.
Wel, ek dink nie Nixon sou kon aanspraak maak
op 'n staatsbegrafnis nie.
Dit was seker 'n goeie ding om 'n staatsbegrafnis
te beplan vir iemand wat so lank "verlore" was
weens die Alzheimers. Maar as die Bush-ouens
gehoop het vir vry publisiteit vir hulle politieke
ambisies, dan het hulle lyk my 'n fout gemaak.
Die twee seuns lyk vir my is eintlik anti-Bush,
en Nancy Reagan se pleidooi vir "stem cell
research" gaan ook teen Bush se intensies in.
Ek dink dis nogal goed vir Kerry dat allerhande
gebeurtenisse die aandag van hom afneem, want
solank die vloedligte nie op hom is nie, is daar
minder kans om foute te maak.
Ons gaan oor twee weke 'n algemene
verkiesing hier hou. Blykbaar gaan daar, as
die meningsopnames reg is, 'n groot "upset"
kom en gaan die Konserwatiewes inkom met
'n meerderheid of 'n minderheid. Iets wat
ses maande gelede amper ondenkbaar was.
Later sal ek verduidelik wat die groot ommeswaai
veroorsaak.
Gloudina
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| Re: Nuwe Olimpiese sport [boodskap #94254 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #94229] |
Mon, 21 June 2004 10:43 |
Noddy
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Verskoon my. Wat het hierdie gesanik oor amerikaanse presidente te doen met
Afrikaanse kultuur waaroor hierdie nuusgroep veronderstel is om te gaan, volgens
daardie Hessie vroumens? Kom ons keer liewer terug na die punt van my
oorspronklike pos.
Kantelberg.
"@rogers.com" skryf in boodskap news:IHnBc.408510$Ar.16618@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.roge rs.com...
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> "Ellie" skryf
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>> So wat dink jy van al die gebeurtenisse hier Ant Hessie? Het julle ook
>> gesien wat n ophef hulle van Reagan gemaak het? Ek wonder of die ander
>> lewende presidente, Carter, Ford en Clinton ook sulke groot begrafnisse gaan
>> kry? Nixon se begrafnis was stil en sonder ophef.
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> Wel, ek dink nie Nixon sou kon aanspraak maak
> op 'n staatsbegrafnis nie.
> Dit was seker 'n goeie ding om 'n staatsbegrafnis
> te beplan vir iemand wat so lank "verlore" was
> weens die Alzheimers. Maar as die Bush-ouens
> gehoop het vir vry publisiteit vir hulle politieke
> ambisies, dan het hulle lyk my 'n fout gemaak.
> Die twee seuns lyk vir my is eintlik anti-Bush,
> en Nancy Reagan se pleidooi vir "stem cell
> research" gaan ook teen Bush se intensies in.
> Ek dink dis nogal goed vir Kerry dat allerhande
> gebeurtenisse die aandag van hom afneem, want
> solank die vloedligte nie op hom is nie, is daar
> minder kans om foute te maak.
> Ons gaan oor twee weke 'n algemene
> verkiesing hier hou. Blykbaar gaan daar, as
> die meningsopnames reg is, 'n groot "upset"
> kom en gaan die Konserwatiewes inkom met
> 'n meerderheid of 'n minderheid. Iets wat
> ses maande gelede amper ondenkbaar was.
> Later sal ek verduidelik wat die groot ommeswaai
> veroorsaak.
>
> Gloudina
>
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| Re: The Washington Times [boodskap #94599 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #94255] |
Sat, 03 July 2004 19:02 |
Just-me
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Jammer om van jou KAK te hoor?????
On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 16:54:38 GMT, "@rogers.com" wrote:
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> "Just-me"skryf
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>> Tad Legget, a former policeman from Colorado who researches urban
>> crime for the Institute of Security Studies in Pretoria, said the
>> perception of crime inside and outside of South Africa is skewed.
>> "Crime is a very serious problem for South Africa, but there is a
>> perception that it is worse than it really is,"
>> Today, there are 47 murders per 100,000 South Africans, almost the
>> same as the murder rate in Washington -- a level considered
>> unacceptable, but much better than 10 years ago.
>> Mr. Legget said the levels of property crime are not much worse than
>> in the United Kingdom.
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> Du plessis, I rest my case
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> Tant Hessie van Columbine
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| Re: The Washington Times [boodskap #94601 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #94599] |
Sat, 03 July 2004 21:40 |
bouer
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"Just-me" skryf
> Jammer om van jou KAK te hoor?????
>>> Tad Legget, a former policeman from Colorado who researches urban
>>> crime for the Institute of Security Studies in Pretoria, said the
>>> perception of crime inside and outside of South Africa is skewed.
>
>>> "Crime is a very serious problem for South Africa, but there is a
>>> perception that it is worse than it really is,"
>>> Today, there are 47 murders per 100,000 South Africans, almost the
>>> same as the murder rate in Washington -- a level considered
>>> unacceptable, but much better than 10 years ago.
Blykbaar is jy nie bewus van die feit dat dit jý self is
wat bostaande op die nuusgroep geplaas het nie. Ek
sou nie verbaas wees as jy nie self die stuk wat jy
geplaas het, deurgelees het nie. So gaan terug na
WAT JYSELF GEPOS HET, en lees hoedat 'n
Amerikaner sê dat die aantal moorde in SA omtrent
dieselfde dis as die aantal moorde in Washington,
DC.
Tant Hessie van Columbine
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| Re: The Washington Times [boodskap #94616 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #94599] |
Mon, 05 July 2004 08:25 |
Ferdi Greyling
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Is dit een van jou nuwe vals name?
On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 21:02:35 +0200, Just-me wrote:
> Jammer om van jou KAK te hoor?????
>
>
> On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 16:54:38 GMT, "@rogers.com"
> wrote:
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>> "Just-me"skryf
>>> Tad Legget, a former policeman from Colorado who researches urban
>>> crime for the Institute of Security Studies in Pretoria, said the
>>> perception of crime inside and outside of South Africa is skewed.
>
>>> "Crime is a very serious problem for South Africa, but there is a
>>> perception that it is worse than it really is,"
>>> Today, there are 47 murders per 100,000 South Africans, almost the
>>> same as the murder rate in Washington -- a level considered
>>> unacceptable, but much better than 10 years ago.
>
>>> Mr. Legget said the levels of property crime are not much worse than
>>> in the United Kingdom.
>> Du plessis, I rest my case
>> Tant Hessie van Columbine
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