| Wat die Hollanders nie weet nie [boodskap #93827] |
Wo., 09 Junie 2004 08:26  |
Annette
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Van Voetluis:
Ander tale s'n ook beskikbaar by
http://mercury.ccil.org/~cowan/essential.html
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Dutch is essentially English spoken with a French accent by a German.
--jmallett
Dutch is essentially German written with English spelling.
--Luís Henrique
Dutch is essentially German as spoken by the members of a conspiracy who
pretend not to speak German.
--John Cowan
Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det
riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.
--several members of Conlang
Dutch is essentially German spoken by someone with a sore throat (or: by
someone clearing his throat while speaking).
--Philip Newton
Written Dutch is essentially German with misspellings one would expect from
small German children.
--Terrence Griffin
Dutch is essentially what you know to be English, only heard through lots of
loud background noise.
--Dan Seriff
Dutch is essentially English with all the vowels doubled.
--Keith Gaughan
Dutch is essentially English spoken whilst stoned, which pretty much
explains all the double vowels ;-)
--Keith Gaughan
Afrikaans is essentially Dutch baby talk.
--John Cowan
Conversely, Dutch is essentially Afrikaans as spoken by a corpse.
--John Cowan
Flemish is essentially Dutch dumbed down for use by Francophones.
--Zoe Mulford
Flemish is, as its name phonetically suggests, essentially Dutch while
vomiting.
--Mike Taylor
Frisian is essentially (Middle) English as spoken by the Dutch.
--John Cowan
Conversely, English is essentially the Old Frisian of a sea-sick Old Saxon
speaker, as mangled by an obtuse Francophonified Danish mercenary who took
Latin and Greek in school and is currently on an around-the-world cruise.
--Benct Philip Jonsson/Matt Pearson
Low German is essentially Dutch with an identity problem.
--Danny Weir
Dutch is essentially Low German with an army and a navy.
--Andreas Johansson
The Dutch are actually Anglophones pretending to be Germans.
--Andreas Johansson
Afrikaans is essentially Dutch with English grammar.
--Jan van Steenbergen
Dutch is essentially English spoken while yawning (therefore the extra
vowels).
--Ivan C. Amaya
Frisian is essentially Old English spoken by Anglo-Saxons who got lost on
their way from Schleswig-Holstein.
--Andrew Johnson
Dutch sounds a drunk Englishman speaking German.
--Warren Dumke (via Daniel E. Huston)
Dutch is essentially a mix of German, Swedish and English, but tries to hide
it by having a lot of unnecessary double vowels and 'oe's everywhere.
--Andreas Johansson
Dutch is essentially a mixture of German and English spoken in a Swedish
accent.
--Estel Telcontar
Most Germanic languages are essentially English spoken by Barbarians.
--Joe
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| Re: Wat die Hollanders nie weet nie [boodskap #93838 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #93827] |
Wo., 09 Junie 2004 11:27  |
Corné
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Dankie tog! Nou ek weet.
Corné.
('n egte kaaskop).
"Annette" schreef in bericht news:ca6itu$adu$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> Van Voetluis:
> Ander tale s'n ook beskikbaar by
> http://mercury.ccil.org/~cowan/essential.html
>
> ==
>
> Dutch is essentially English spoken with a French accent by a German.
> --jmallett
>
> Dutch is essentially German written with English spelling.
> --Luís Henrique
>
> Dutch is essentially German as spoken by the members of a conspiracy who
> pretend not to speak German.
> --John Cowan
>
> Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det
> riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.
> --several members of Conlang
>
> Dutch is essentially German spoken by someone with a sore throat (or: by
> someone clearing his throat while speaking).
> --Philip Newton
>
> Written Dutch is essentially German with misspellings one would expect from
> small German children.
> --Terrence Griffin
>
> Dutch is essentially what you know to be English, only heard through lots of
> loud background noise.
> --Dan Seriff
>
> Dutch is essentially English with all the vowels doubled.
> --Keith Gaughan
>
> Dutch is essentially English spoken whilst stoned, which pretty much
> explains all the double vowels ;-)
> --Keith Gaughan
>
> Afrikaans is essentially Dutch baby talk.
> --John Cowan
>
> Conversely, Dutch is essentially Afrikaans as spoken by a corpse.
> --John Cowan
>
> Flemish is essentially Dutch dumbed down for use by Francophones.
> --Zoe Mulford
>
> Flemish is, as its name phonetically suggests, essentially Dutch while
> vomiting.
> --Mike Taylor
>
> Frisian is essentially (Middle) English as spoken by the Dutch.
> --John Cowan
>
> Conversely, English is essentially the Old Frisian of a sea-sick Old Saxon
> speaker, as mangled by an obtuse Francophonified Danish mercenary who took
> Latin and Greek in school and is currently on an around-the-world cruise.
> --Benct Philip Jonsson/Matt Pearson
>
> Low German is essentially Dutch with an identity problem.
> --Danny Weir
>
> Dutch is essentially Low German with an army and a navy.
> --Andreas Johansson
>
> The Dutch are actually Anglophones pretending to be Germans.
> --Andreas Johansson
>
> Afrikaans is essentially Dutch with English grammar.
> --Jan van Steenbergen
>
> Dutch is essentially English spoken while yawning (therefore the extra
> vowels).
> --Ivan C. Amaya
>
> Frisian is essentially Old English spoken by Anglo-Saxons who got lost on
> their way from Schleswig-Holstein.
> --Andrew Johnson
>
> Dutch sounds a drunk Englishman speaking German.
> --Warren Dumke (via Daniel E. Huston)
>
> Dutch is essentially a mix of German, Swedish and English, but tries to hide
> it by having a lot of unnecessary double vowels and 'oe's everywhere.
> --Andreas Johansson
>
> Dutch is essentially a mixture of German and English spoken in a Swedish
> accent.
> --Estel Telcontar
>
> Most Germanic languages are essentially English spoken by Barbarians.
> --Joe
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| Re: Wat die Hollanders nie weet nie [boodskap #93947 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #93920] |
Vr., 11 Junie 2004 10:24 |
PietR
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Geregistreer: Julie 2003
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Presies soos jy is.....antwoord 'n vraag wat jou in die sop het met 'n
teenvraag. Jy's so voorspelbaar. Dalk kan die Strontbrommer jou uithelp?
"@rogers.com" wrote in message
news:JM3yc.6639$LOB.4134@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.co m...
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> "MoerFie"
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>> skierlike geen @rogers.com antwoord nie?
>
> Gee die grondbeginsels van die Afrikaanse
> nuusgroep vir Nederlandssprekendes hier
> die reg om rassistiese opmerkings oor moslems
> in Nederlands te maak? Wat het dit met
> SA kultuur of met Afrikaans te doen?
> Ek wag vir 'n antwoord.
>
> Tant Hessie van die Derde Republiek
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