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Wed, 28 April 2004 04:48  |
Spencer
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Verskoon die Engels:
3 men, 1 German, 1 Japanese, 1 hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. the German pressed his forearm and the
beep stopped. The others looked at him and questioningly. "that was my
pager" he said. I have a microchip in my arm. A few minutes later, a phone
rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he
explained that was his cel phone, had a microchip in his hand. The
hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to
do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally
said, "well, would you look at that. I'm getting a fax."
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| Re: Snaakse grap [boodskap #92453 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92441] |
Wed, 28 April 2004 08:28  |
Max
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amper uit my wieg geval toe ek die een die eerste keer gehoor het...
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"Spencer" wrote in message
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> Verskoon die Engels:
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> 3 men, 1 German, 1 Japanese, 1 hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
> Suddenly there was a beeping sound. the German pressed his forearm and the
> beep stopped. The others looked at him and questioningly. "that was my
> pager" he said. I have a microchip in my arm. A few minutes later, a phone
> rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he
> explained that was his cel phone, had a microchip in his hand. The
> hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to
> do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
> bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
> The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally
> said, "well, would you look at that. I'm getting a fax."
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| Re: Snaakse grap [boodskap #92555 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92465] |
Sat, 01 May 2004 16:13 |
Frikkie Potgieter[2]
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Gloudina passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard
a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, Gloudina asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
Her daughter replied, ..."Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room,
he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To
his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, ..."Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close
as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, Gloudina came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered
that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
transkei dumpie, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him
on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
Gloudina asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, ..."I'm watching the Football with my
son-in-law."
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:28:54 GMT, "@rogers.com" wrote:
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> "Spencer"
>> Verskoon die Engels:
>
> Hoekom gaan vertel jy nie jou Engelse
> grappe op 'n Engels-medium nuusgroep
> nie? Hoekom probeer jy hierdie
> AFRIKAANSE nuusgroep ondergrawe?
> Ek neem aan jy is een van daardie outjies
> wat uit SA weg is deels omdat jy wou
> protesteer teen die behandeling van
> Afrikaans in die dae na 1994. Nou sit
> jy daar in New Zealand en jy sit en
> ondergrawe die integriteit van een van
> die plekke waar Afrikaans nog kan en
> moet gedy? Hierdie nuusgroep is nie
> daar vir grappe omruil nie. As die grap
> in Afrikaans is, is dit natuurlik in orde
> om dit hier te vertel.
>
> Gloudina van Marchand
>
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| Re: Snaakse grap [boodskap #92613 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #92555] |
Wed, 05 May 2004 12:49 |
sjf
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lol
Die is leuk!
"Frikkie" skryf in boodskap news:tvi790djm856sb9acvntr8sjpcql7ccrud@4ax.com...
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> Gloudina passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard
> a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
> observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
> Shocked, Gloudina asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
>
> Her daughter replied, ..."Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
> unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
> husband.
> Please, go away and leave me alone."
>
> The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
> the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room,
> he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To
> his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, ..."Dad, I'm
> thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close
> as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
>
> A couple days later, Gloudina came home from a shopping trip,
> placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
> buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered
> that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
> transkei dumpie, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him
> on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
>
> Gloudina asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
> The husband replied, ..."I'm watching the Football with my
> son-in-law."
>
>
>
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:28:54 GMT, "@rogers.com"
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Spencer" >
>>> Verskoon die Engels:
>>
>> Hoekom gaan vertel jy nie jou Engelse
>> grappe op 'n Engels-medium nuusgroep
>> nie? Hoekom probeer jy hierdie
>> AFRIKAANSE nuusgroep ondergrawe?
>> Ek neem aan jy is een van daardie outjies
>> wat uit SA weg is deels omdat jy wou
>> protesteer teen die behandeling van
>> Afrikaans in die dae na 1994. Nou sit
>> jy daar in New Zealand en jy sit en
>> ondergrawe die integriteit van een van
>> die plekke waar Afrikaans nog kan en
>> moet gedy? Hierdie nuusgroep is nie
>> daar vir grappe omruil nie. As die grap
>> in Afrikaans is, is dit natuurlik in orde
>> om dit hier te vertel.
>>
>> Gloudina van Marchand
>>
>
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