| Vir die Hot-male [boodskap #52631] |
Wo., 31 Oktober 2001 13:13  |
Kinky[1]
Boodskappe: 193 Geregistreer: Oktober 2001
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A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that
this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, being the donkey of a
preacher. The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"
The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"
The man was please with his purchase and immediately got on the animal
to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The
donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped
immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "hallelujah", he rode
off very proud of his new purchase.
The man travelled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was
heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the
donkey Stop. "Stop", said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept
going.
"Oh, no!..Bible!...Church!...Please Stop!!, "shouted the man. The donkey
just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff
edge.
Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord,
please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain,
In Jesus name, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from
the edge of the cliff.
"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man.
Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mamamia!!!!!
Wees versigtig . . . is wat ek vir jou wil sê!
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| Weereens Hot-male [boodskap #52811 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #52706] |
Sa., 03 November 2001 13:19  |
Kinky[1]
Boodskappe: 193 Geregistreer: Oktober 2001
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> PP
> Kinky is soos kinky kom
> Kinky dié lyk glad nie dom
> Kinky se bloed pomp lekker sterk
> laat 'n pompdonkie se systems werk
>
> Maar te koop is ek gelukkig nie
> nee ek deel dit uit, verniet ou bie
> as sex instructor doen ek my bes
> vir jou gee ek 'n gratis les :-)
Kinky:
vir n donkie is ek nie alte bang
al is daar ook in die gras n slang
ék hoef glad nie meer te leer
veel eerder het ek leer keer
maar ek wonder tog oor donkieman
wie is jy, sê dan tog as jy kan
voor ek verder myself ontbloot
groet ek op n vriendskapsnoot.
;-)
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